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futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
adriofthedead: notasuperhero: miyomo: fleefa: kawaii-bro-strider: the-jesus-minaj: holy shit LOL sory followers here’s a laugh what SORRY BUT WHAT i could stare at this forever yay it’s this again
totallynotagentphilcoulson: redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
malkiewicz: After you cum and the porn keeps playing it’s like, “TURN THIS FUCKIG SHIT OFF JESUS CHRIST.“
benotdeceived: tisharaquel: queennubian: keeperofthehouse: the-boy-marvel: Aaron Maybin boldly do I make my request… Jesus be a fence Look at art god in the body of a fahn black man. Shit But like, where do these men exist?
awiccanfromdetroit: when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
kristensource: March 14 | Kristen Stewart & Soko Out In Paris ♥ So loving this! So fucking cute together!But jesus, tabloids, can you just knock it off with the “Kstew dating Soko to get back at Robert” BS? That shit is OVER already!
sailorscooby: albinwonderland: babsbabsbabs: Bosozoku Sailor Scouts! SCREECHING INCOHERENT NOISES holy shit girl you never fail to impress me! jesus frick fuuuuuuuuuck Rei and Minako sharing a bike fuck me they’re all so hot THIS IS SO WELL DONE
aplethoraofmen: Jesus Holy Shit of the Week Award
heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
taykash: panasonicyouth: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. at first i was then i was like
mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
breastforce: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions
avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
niggadom: If you having sex with a girl and she not grabbing for shit Sheets, pillows, blankets, remotes, hair, air, her walls back, jesus Yo stroke game beyond weak or you got a tiny meat Probably both tbh
e-ps: e-ps: iwasawinrar: e-ps: e-ps: 45,000 😳 Jesus when did this get so many notes?! Time for that 100K milestone me thinks, eh @e-ps? Shit yeah. 100k oh my gosh
fahrlight:felthier:springrivers:jesus-in-a-threesome:kaonashizen:bleu:look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.Im in love with Chris Pratt“just kidding, I’m so strong”oh
stillthestuff: Jesus Christ, that fucking cream. Also: it’s fun having sex with the TV on, playing some random shit. I was fucking a girl from behind during Al Gore’s concession speech. pornbot: iamabiggentleman: grownville: Pretty Cheeks Nice
withoutsomuchasakiss: mikeywayisabamf: winds0ck: its-good-to-be-alive: what am i doing SWEET JESUS holy shit sakldhg.jsdg,knhdsgdsugkjsd WITH THE ANDREW JOKES OH MY GOD
just-shower-thoughts: Every single dump that Jesus took was a holy shit.
starllex: mysharona1987:And this matters…how?Jesus. Holy fucking shit it’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they’re demonizing black people Well in this case we should be able to lynch Zimmerman with no consequence right? I mean,
brentwalker092: Jesus holy SHIT!!! award :)
virginalbrides: ellanah: rapunzelilo: mage-of-time:arcticsirius:transhumanisticpanspermia:vondell-swain: futurespooky: josukekun: shavingryansprivates: holy shit JESUS omg wh it’s back wat I have yet to witness something as fucked up as
babyiowa: bitch-nuggets: wizardshark: interquast: men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting Hoooly shit Jesus Christ this is so terrifying and embarrassing and such a good example of fragile masculinity. And guys ask why we don’t fight harder/if
olitzterry: screengeniuz: paws-grandad: thetallblacknerd: shzwah22: Damn… Fucking around with goddamn power rangers Ohhh shit! But do ya’ll understand what her core strength must be? Jesus. SPEECHLESS
grodyhoe: mypocketshurt90:heard you were—fuckheard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit No
ali9905: ellasupsidedownworld: hippylovinn: sleepingpillsandacheerbow: thatjeepgirl-crissey: keepuporshutup: steezyybabyy: 27bitches-yourmom-isone: too-much-small-talk: Here’s the deal Holy shit Jesus fucking christ. Please watch this You
thehaplessromantic: p3rf3ctly1mp3rf3ctt: wickedandtwistedslut: Holy shit 😍 sweet baby JESUS MARY AND MOTHERFUCKING JOSEPH
worditslit: easyoungirl: wuz-good: loveyloveylove: luxx-life: tumbler-ho: 6ex-god: blessing yo tl Reblogging again cuz DAM 😩 God DAYUUUM Oh my gosh wasssssup? HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT JESUS CHRIST WHHHAAA Yes lorrddddd
bttmcurls: LOUIS WTF JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT
brentwalker092:Jesus holy SHIT!!! award :)
conversatanparade: the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
happyhagfish: mrs-anthrope: Sweet dreams tumblr! ❄🌙 get them fuckin cat turds off the stairs before you try to scare people jesus i am so tired of seein yo cat shit fuck get it together ARE YOU SATAN?????
scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites: ilikedansbutt: lolsomeone-actually: doctornipples: gettin-nakie-outside: beelzebubby: do i win HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A
igotmadskillz: carlileappreciation: lady-fitz: consultingraven4: wilfulwilf: pleasedont-eat-me: astarwillshine: OMG DEAD OH JESUS FUCK I CAN’T. I’M DEAD I’VE DIED I’M DEAD. I HAVE LOST ALL MY SHIT AND CANNOT HOPE TO FIND IT AGAIN.
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
princesscumkitty: whatapreciouslittlefuckfox: frillysocksandsexytimes: Sometimes daddy seems as little as I am xD ~kitty x nsdlfsdkfjnsklnfkla CUTE SHIT TOO CUTE TOOOO CUUUUTEEE JESUS CHRIST CUTIES OMG
keepuporshutup: steezyybabyy: 27bitches-yourmom-isone: too-much-small-talk: Here’s the deal Holy shit Jesus fucking christ. Please watch this You go girl
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
fatfreefiddlefaddle: greyscalesound: lvdeo: kazhana97: 😍 How many frames this shit got? 😟😟 Straight up never seen a gif set so clean Zendaya deserves it. Jesus I thought I was the only one. This is flawless work for this living Queen.
airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit
acequeenent: created2comment: acequeenent:ghost-stpatrick: quitethefreak:chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: acequeenent: Enjoy A woman moaning should always be number one on the music charts Jesus Christ. This fucking bitch. this shit was so dry
mrbpt1982: stillthestuff: Jesus Christ, that fucking cream. Also: it’s fun having sex with the TV on, playing some random shit. I was fucking a girl from behind during Al Gore’s concession speech. pornbot: iamabiggentleman: grownville: Pretty
cowcat44: DB Super Ep 66 preview though….. HOLY SHIT!!Ugh….kill it with fireThis ugly form bears a shocking resemblance to this freakHOLY DRAGONBALLS!Well hello stranger!!!!!!!YASSSSSSSSSS!!!!SWEET….BABY……JESUS!!!!
luvphattazz: skottfrii: mascrawfreak: boujeerasa: assluva1: greatestshowonearth08: 😦👀 Sweet Jesus. Omg Goddamn, that shit nice asf😍😍😩😩😩 Those Omegas are freaky AF! Indeed. I’ve got more than one branded booty
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
justpiercetheveilalready: alltimerandom: OMFG THE WAY JACK BITES HIS LIP SWEET JESUS I CANT MY FEELS AKLSDSAHFA:KDF i can’t take this shit
too-punk-rock-for-baltimore: heidiinthebox: that second when Jack Barakat actually looks badass. WELL SHIT FUCK ME W/ A RAKE YOU’RE ONE BIG STEAMING PILE OF FUCK MY BRAINS OUT JESUS.
