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angerliz: m-azing: gangbanglerfish: thebirdandthebat: I am humbled by this Portal cosplay. I’ve never played portal but I am impressed. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAJHDGFKAJHSDGFKJASGDFHJA JESUS CHRIST
nagromthewicked: Wait…the second one isn’t that guy’s actual words, is it?? ETA: HOLY SHIT THAT’S THE GUY’S ACTUAL WORDS. OH MY JESUS I’M GOING TO FOUND A LESBIAN FEMINIST UTOPIA. MORGAN OUT.
conversatanparade: the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
polywolyoctosaurus: emily-spectre: butt-burgers: vagrantinvenice: kidlightning: iheartchaos: Cosplay of the day: Jareth from Labyrinth Via HOLY FUCKING WHAT THE HOLY GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK THAT’S A COSPLAY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS DAVID BOWIE. jesus
steampoweredseadweller: snowkhione: releasethellamas: quinzycobweb: cannibalcoalition: purplecottage: asksecularwitch: dodgerthirteen: Well, fuck, I must be a gods damned pope or something. Me too what the flying fuck. No fucking shit. Jesus
wingsexual: guys hold onto your hats because i just had a fucking epiphany okay so the word ‘news’ jesus christ i’m shitting myself here the word ‘news’ is ‘new’ pluralised because it’s new things news
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
dggeoff: wxmyn: what makes you think that jesus, a man murdered by police, would support darren wilson OH SHIT
futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
yugirl-with-dragons: aceyugiohdreamer: seraphedo: Synchro-Dragons, here you have an impression of me as Yami and obfuscatingsusurration as Yusei! x3 Photo is by awesome malabava OH MY JESUS *spits out water* HOLY, FUCKING SHIT
breastforce: lychgate: i went and looked up more cyberbullying stock photos and jESUS CHRIST SHES IN A PRISON CELL DONT BE AFRAID OF IT, SHITS NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN really tHERE ISNT EVEN A KEYBOARD IT CANT HURT YOU JESSICA, ITS JUST A MONITOR when
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awiccanfromdetroit: when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
rawrrimamonsterr: virginalbrides: ellanah: rapunzelilo: mage-of-time: arcticsirius: transhumanisticpanspermia: vondell-swain: futurespooky: josukekun: shavingryansprivates: holy shit JESUS omg wh it’s back wat I have yet to witness
breastforce: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions
goldenmochi: vampiricangel: stealtharchaeologist: mellulah: A realistic guide to England. How in the hell do university costs TRIPLE?! Jesus. The Sun’s a piece of shit. That was legit my favourite part. This is the most appropriate guide to
musiclyme: noreliefinwaking: hiddlediddle: hajinkz: The many identities of Stanley Tucci. #if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus Never have I seen a more accurate tag. He’s creepy as shit in The Lovely Bones
swallowthatshit: socialinkcanvas: jasminedagawdess: heldersangel: milliondollarnigga: doncheftw: I don’t know what’s happening, but I hope they both get quarantined. LMAOOOOOOOOOO JESUS GOD How is this iconic shit is so disrespectful This
mxcleod: rapunzelilo: mage-of-time:arcticsirius:transhumanisticpanspermia:vondell-swain: futurespooky: josukekun: shavingryansprivates: holy shit JESUS omg wh it’s back wat I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this WHAT THE FUCK
brentwalker092: lukechad915: Someone got some football dick. Jesus holy FUCK!!! award :) holy fucking shit is right
undaring: alphascum: ellyvator: assbutttts: partyocelot: what the shit Now you know, dogs drink with the bottom of their tongues. jesus I’ve had dogs my whole life and never knew this!!!!! I’m too drunk to understand this oh dear
gaytypetitan: spockisinthetardis: nostopdasgay: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. ‘heard you were talkin shit jesus fucking christ Just
unusualjourney: ichbinerica: sixpenceee: When you see it you’ll OMFG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT JESUS CHRIST The last one almost made me shit myself D: ^
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
kazard: leadhoovesies: Jesus Christ holy shit
libertarirynn: libfas: Today in Goodbye Britain How to do your makeup after an acid attack UK population skyrockets despite native birthrates still down Rape of white girls by Muslim gangs is NOT racist London primary school reflects British future
avatarjason: Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
janikoblog: mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit Here you go mypocketshurt90, I made this into a gif. Every time I saw it I always wanted it added into the pic,
-hard0n: mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit THE LEG MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER
totallyjacobsanders: htimsnevets: unfboy: thick-sexy-muscle: Bradley Castleberry doing box jumps Shut the fuck up jesus christ. holy shit
verycooltrash: phenomenalwomanking: spockisinthetardis: nostopdasgay: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. ‘heard you were talkin shit jesus
sg-roadbuster: futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
super-hanni-00q-stark-john-lock: karajanmywaywardson: sassygayharpist: timwhoretonz: this one’s for all the punk ass bitches who think that classical music is lame jesus christ Look at how happy those people are. LOOK AT IT. THIS FUCKING SHIT
bryceaajames: gamerspirit: werocksocks-deactivated20130302: What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once x holy fucking jesus graphics like this should be illegal HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THESE WERE REAL
raeiner: How do you do comics, jesus fuckin christ orz… So i got this idea after hearing this and reading this. After Aoba explains what the deal is with Ren and shit in the true route, they would hang out with Benishigure and whenever Kou says his
an-incoherent-blog: red-umbrella-811: calldres: politicalsci: Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of
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smitethepatriarchy: pardonmewhileipanic: psy-faerie: PLEASE REBLOG Jesus Christ Holy shit boost and please stay safe if you use rideshare stuff like this.
hucowgoddess: I bring you more tiddy to caption goddess__Jesus this fucking hentai. Dumbest shit I’ve watched. _Just look into my eyes young Master. That’s it. Let the pleasure consume you as I massage all the worries and cares out of your cock.
mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
LORD SWEET JESUS, HAVE MERCYThis is going to be my only preorder of 2018 so far, but holy shit it will be one worth waiting for
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
blondesquats: people who can do this are jesus Holy shit
airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit
scumxbaq: avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE Mewtwo is my dad
avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE MEWTWO!!
little-miss-satan: Jesus suffered and died for me…do i look like i give a fuck? Reblog if you don’t give a shit either!
blackpantha: licayajones: thecakesterr: decembersown: Definitely proud of my body. P90X and Insanity have done me well. JESUS Bee ! i need my abs to look like THAT ! shit ! lol omg im so happy I saw this im about to start insanity this post
buzzfeed: 1. You already know2. South3. N***a4. Ball so hard, man, this shit cray5. And you ain’t gettin’ money ‘less you got eight figures6. For that Jesus piece, man, I’ve been saved7. Just talked to Farrakhan, that’s sensei8. Allstate n***a9.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: smashing-yng-man: Oh shit. Jesus literally said rich people who don’t give their money to the poor DON’T GET INTO HEAVEN Donald Trump stole money from cancer patients to add to his own wealthI think it’s safe to say
fakewoke: coshui:I Am The Blue Bubbles jesus how do people text like this Yeah, these ain’t text convos. This that shit you say in real time.
