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futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
pgay: ru-f1-oh: pgay: has a girl ever kissed a boy? has a white girl ever kissed a white boy? has a cis white girl ever kissed a cis white boy? has this ever happened? john green asking the real questions HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOULD YOU SHUT UP JESUS
real-faker: like-luke: wellnotwisely: by Rebecca Sugar jesus fucking christ i’m getting heart palpitations from this comic OKAY SOME SHIT-FOR-BRAINS left out the last page of this BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COMIC I SWEAR I’m going to BUST A TIT SO HERE.
congenitalprogramming: theloa:lucentgallivanter: benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: Feeds other people his own blood An affinity for crucifixes
stargazinprince: wolfietheoutcast: ask-rp-melody-song: cromaxx32:How FNAF should have ended (( Holy shit dude )) Original Video (x) Sweet mother of jesus christ
ofpaintedflowers: you know when you think you got over a ship but then you draw them and it’s like holy shit nevermind I lied I am full of lies i lied to all of you i lied to myself and i lied to Jesus
kyliesparks27: deansbuttinsweatpants: nonespark: chopstax: gifcraft: Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch Jesus christ <3 the dudes losing their shit in the background. this gif makes me excited. they are just so fucking psyched for her
beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions of anime
breastforce: lychgate: i went and looked up more cyberbullying stock photos and jESUS CHRIST SHES IN A PRISON CELL DONT BE AFRAID OF IT, SHITS NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN really tHERE ISNT EVEN A KEYBOARD IT CANT HURT YOU JESSICA, ITS JUST A MONITOR when
dedoarts: korota37: buttercup-queen: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came
takozilla: salocinogul: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
spooky-miss-maryam: nostopdasgay: spooky-miss-maryam: righteouspap-blessedshoosh: sometimes i like to think that i navigated puberty really well I feel the same ho ho holy shit JESUS CHRIST THE NOTES KAM Cn I have both of ur numbers plz
youngblackandvegan: solarsenpai: bananacliptheory: I HATE YALL LMAOOOOOO jesus christ Y’all ain’t shit lol
typette: beautifrei: offside-goal: Omg chill this is some airbending shit right here jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.
mellowwife: badgucci:literallybaeyonce: aggienes: starllex:mysharona1987:And this matters…how?Jesus.Holy fucking shit it’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they’re demonizing black people BLACK MAN, HANGING FROM TREE, in MISSISSIPPI
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
sunshine-unicorns-and-shit: lemmesitthisassonyou: ghettablasta: every cop is white, and every victim is a Black girl. STOP POLICE BRUTALITY! Jesus, they’re just fucking little kids too #protectourchildren Fucking leave our children alone 😒😒
tinypusa: volatilequeen: patriotic-dash: msashleymontana: artistic-inclination: ais4antjuanette: silkktheshocka: jiahpleasechill: imsoshive: Jeez Jesus Christ LMFAOOOOO I’d say some shit like this tbh Me as hell I wish, I wish. With all
avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
zooophagous: crazycritterlife: chokesngags: nightsofnuru: sizvideos: Video Note taken Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas. Holy shit, its like terminator bear Fun fact, a sprinting bear can
snoozlebee: brigidkeely: snoozlebee: audible-smiles: samandriel: sometimes pottermore is worth the hassle JESUS CHRIST WTF nothing will ever be okay again. EVER wizards shitting and pissing where they stand, while talking to other people, while
artificialnormal: avatarjason: Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE Boom.
musiclyme: noreliefinwaking: hiddlediddle: hajinkz: The many identities of Stanley Tucci. #if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus Never have I seen a more accurate tag. He’s creepy as shit in The Lovely Bones
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
missheng: sexhaver: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. nobody should ever be teaching tyler oakley how to pick locks, jesus christ can you imagine the chaos Imma fucking try this shit.
journeytogirly: geekscoutcookies: iridessence: Saw some fucked up shit on amber riley’s Instagram. Jesus. Whoa dere.
disneyfoodtravel: thegaynerdblog: Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit. sweet baby jesus
seekingdoctor: allabitofablur: mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t I am freaking out! I am so scared
radicalrebellion: jcoleknowsbest: knowledgeequalsblackpower: sourcedumal: satanic2chainz: lenadreamsingold: siddharthasmama: slay-z: Jazz was a true disciple of Real Nigga Jesus LOLLLLL, shit, just keeping it 100 doe. he won’t wrong doe real
jasfuckinq: WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THIS WEIGHT LOSS SHIT ON MY DASH LATELY JESUS CHRIST IM HAPPY FOR BUT I DONT CARE OMFG
breastforce: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions
ellasupsidedownworld: hippylovinn: sleepingpillsandacheerbow: thatjeepgirl-crissey: keepuporshutup: steezyybabyy: 27bitches-yourmom-isone: too-much-small-talk: Here’s the deal Holy shit Jesus fucking christ. Please watch this You go girl
avatarjason: Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
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lukethreepwood: thousandpaperswans: datcracker: blyubirddono: edvilla23: ruemex: Ooops, wrong room. Holy fuck, no no no no no no you’ve got to be shitting me. JESUS FUCK NO LOL NOPE It is at this point that you abandon your teammates and quit.
camdamage: wyyoh: theresamanchester: tanyadakin: Re blog because Jesus H Christ this shit needs to stop! Wanted to add 2c - nearly 4 years ago when I shot with a trusted and well-established photographer in Brooklyn (not sure if he’d like to be
charliebearr: rozzylind: fcukur: digbicks: Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver This really hit me hard jesus christ. This is so fucking important oh my Lord. Props to Weaver for making such a seriously powerful photoset. Well shit.
egalitarians-do-it-better: letmebecrystalqueer: what is the point of this meme other than to make fun of people for self care why are men so goddamn bitter when women do shit that doesnt concern them like jesus fucking christ Why do you automatically
totallynotagentphilcoulson: redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole This
tom-sits-like-a-whore: fueledbypureawesome: commandercocktease: raphmike: Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i
andreaschoice: anniedai: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. Holy holy
ceedsmith:inaudible-reign:boldchick:jvstxn:gregger: fuckyeahitsbamonblog:nicekittie:This is what I’m talking about. 😏 Real shit right here. on god the only logical explanation is twin telepathy these niggas are amazing man Jesus les twins.
afrogenix: blackgirlnamedkaivy: rockyheartaway: awkwardassbitch: spankmykittykat: :o 😂😂😂 This shit woke me up, out of bed. Jesus. Ohmygawd wow….
bitch-nuggets: wizardshark: interquast: men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting Hoooly shit Jesus Christ this is so terrifying and embarrassing and such a good example of fragile masculinity. And guys ask why we don’t fight harder/if we tried
bbw-anal: bbwlove-2020: Damn yes all night long…. Beautiful…. need to do this again. That’s shit is HOT… If you have not done this yet, then go do it you will love it. perfection. Jesus
bootyandthecheeks: She phat as shit bruh Jesus
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
