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heavenhael: theoreticallytrue: When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I #THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)
spockisinthetardis: nostopdasgay: ryannxp: markerdemon: skinny-depression: fucking powerful. and unfortunately true Tall people are assholes. Tall people are assholes. ‘heard you were talkin shit jesus fucking christ
totallynotagentphilcoulson: bewbin: dreamboy1991: “ok jesus nevermind john” doge’s cousin woulf That one motherfucker is so angry its skeleton is trying to escape its flesh prison in a fit of rage holy shit
jajisikennedy: whiskeybitch92: 1985zcar: 2doormark66: theinturnetexplorer: When she finally realizes that she’s been flirting with Forrest Gump. Jesus Christ Holy shit, this is amazing. Hahahaha. This is the best thing ever hahahaha 🙇
abeardedboy: picked myself up some workout clothes today and jesus fucking christ this shit makes me horny. thank you under armour.
stephenxxxx: gaycumshooters: Holy shit Jesus! 😋
avatarjason: Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
levis-noodle-leg: saintyoungbabe: JESUS GETTING MISTAKEN AS YAKUZA WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE Buddha’s just in the background trying not to lose his shit… xD
redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole This post is now 80% better.
fatherking: beatdown-striderstyle: durrscurr: soccermom6: oh EXCUSE ME WHILE I PISS OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AND THEN BEAT THEM ALL TO DEATH WITH A FRYING PAN JESUS FUCK Why does this not have like a shit ton of notes, these dumb ass anons need
strugglingtobeheard: strangeasanjles: themerrymisnomer: lips-richmond: pervertsofcolor: TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY. UMMMM WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS PARTY Damn, word, okay, shit, cool! I passed the fuck out at :46. Jesus fucking Christ. she
lightspeedsound: queenfattyoftherollpalace: littlemisslucifer: andtheniwaskilled: Holy shit. TX followers- can you pass this around? Jesus fucking Christ. Wouldn’t that be kidnapping I’m pretty sure this might be like false imprisonment or
theuppitynegras: thejadediaries: tyleroakley: Nobody is here for this shit. The shade is epic. he ain’t got a friend in jesus
boi-interrupted: youngblackandvegan: 2brwngrls: covenesque: in your dreams, hipster jesus he needs to stop ex wife? a woman of Lupita’s caliber deserves a lifetime commitment of love smh she don’t need your half steppin bull shit Fuck this
silenceoo: madameatomicbomb: transhumanisticpanspermia: vondell-swain: futurespooky: josukekun: shavingryansprivates: holy shit JESUS omg wh it’s back this fucked me up worth it What the h–fuck
iamtheaardvark: look you can believe in jesus, santa, romantic orientation, or ted cruz all you want i’m still gonna be the kid on the playground that tells you that shit ain’t real
frozen-void: d-amazing: endlessyuji: bolto: IS THIS A FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS HORROR MOVIE IM SO READY HOLY SHIT sweet jesus my body is ready!!! i never felt so willing to see a horror movie
andrewfindsawesomethings: kelsey-annn: seagull-goddess: guacamolebeautyqueen: disneyfoodtravel: thegaynerdblog: Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit. sweet baby jesus This changes everything okay so yes plz here
shiningraine: milliondollarnigga: peacefulcalamity: therpham: RIP Wario SHIT LMAO Jesus Chrisy you’ve won…
airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit
futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
221bitssmallerontheoutside:hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
deanprincesster: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ okay but there is no reason to be rude to a cat
hdoomguy: kentayuki: burustandin: jack-aka-randomboobguy: Sweet Jesus I CAN’T DEAL capcom’s uncanny ability to not give a shit never ceases to amaze. CAPCOM PLEASE
kyliesparks27: deansbuttinsweatpants: nonespark: chopstax: gifcraft: Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch Jesus christ <3 the dudes losing their shit in the background. this gif makes me excited. they are just so fucking psyched for her
thefateofyourwings: discocxnt: fatbootyprincess: 019295: chezzr: whos naked I’m about to be if you keep this shit up. woah look future husband Jesus friggin Christ You’re almost painful to look at.
proud-atheist: Transexual Jesus on the cross at Brazil’s Gay Parade is making people flip their shit. The sign above her head says “Stop homophobia”.http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
iiiii have way too many guys wanting to be my boyfriend right now. oh my god, i ain’t shit. let me get a house to fuck you in first, jesus christ.
swoonforme: portkeytothetardis: Oh shit. jesus take the wheel
mwagneto: mwagneto: jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀 everyone who’s commenting “haha wouldn’t that leave like 5 minutes of the movie then😂😂”
mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
green-eyed-teen: mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t -
saturnineaqua: comtessedebussy: scribes4life: thatpettyblackgirl: Another important thread. jesus christ Common. damn near every black person i know with a car has gone through this shit. including my mom. it’s psychological torture,plain and
fightblr: teadrinkinghunter: run-for-funner: 50flightsofstrong: crossfitters: Suzanne Svanevik: Can you do this? Oh shit jesus mygod goal O_O Shooting back over from a bridge is a pain in the arse O_O
coffeeandcastiel: i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK RELATED BUT I GUESS NOT JESUS FUCK
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
sixeyedandmagic: awesomephilia: even jesus pooped Holy shit
awiccanfromdetroit: when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
eatyourheartoutfreud: red-robin-hood: Genderfluid means I can look like this and feel comfy cozy. And make gender rolls your bitch. Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me with your goddamn perfect face when I see shit like this I just want to eat
foreverburnwithdignity:lovecraft-kat: zubat:221bitssmallerontheoutside: hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS LMAOOO Lol ‘Murrica
knee-breeches: finstoked: Real shit. James Madison needed to chill with his run on sentences. News flash, just adding a comma and a semicolon doesn’t make it any less a run on sentence. Jesus Christ man Son, have you TRIED reading John Jay? His syntax
vivalar: sporkedtongue: wildests-dreams: most relatable lines in hamilton: • “oh shit” • “sweet jesus” • “honestly it’s kind of draining” • “fuuuuuuuuu-” • “in the living room stressing” • “uh, do whatever you
valeasmundum: Satisfied? Dear sweet jesus Nick. That last picture, holy shit. UNF.
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit
fuckaaah-badtrollmonster: mademoiselle-feline: whiny-sugar-glider: BBC Natural World - The Unnatural History of London THE PELICAN SWALLOWED THE WHOLE PIGEON ALIVE WHAT THE SHIT I THGOUTH PELICANS ONLY ATE FISH JESUS CHRIST
fightblr: iispooncats:extahse: arabellashigh: skanke: acidic-child: Holy shit oUCH FUCK damn Same Jesus Christ.
xfinalform: unregistered-hypercam2: swdyww: yozaynletmelickyourarmpit: *soft lil woof* Literally a baby i reblogged this once but didnt notice how goddamn loud this shit is man OH JESUS
trendingrn:spirited-driving: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so
sg-roadbuster: futurepotus1322: Some of y’all mother fuckers on here are beyond needing Jesus, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to Norse Mythology to find the specific pagan God that will fix your shit.
brentwalker092: Jesus holy SHIT!!! award :)
massiv3: rose-j:goodmorning holy fucking shit Jesus…
the-chubby-nerd: meldrat: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Oh Jesus, that last panel, I made the weirdest cackle. WHO IN THE SHIT Dead…
totallynotagentphilcoulson: redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
superchocbear: 8shadesofnifty:depingation:bilateral-hemispheric-balance: muzlugazoz:Holy shit. I would spend my life here Gimme gimme Did you see all those Harry Potters!!!! Jesus. Someone found the real life version of Read or Die.
whatshyguylikes: funsubstance: Jesus take the wheel REAL NIGGA SHIT
