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classicalmonoblogue: olofahere: pumpkinleif: Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality. Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever
beyoncebeytwice: recentgooglesearches: what does it mean when a guy says hi to you he’s lying
nightmareshack: yiffmaster: most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years I was in the car with my family
fellatingrevolvers: Crowley, lying through his teeth in hell: No, no. I have most definitely been up to real evil. Truly wicked. Despicable stuff. I’m sure it would turn your stomachs to hear all the gory details.Beelzebub: It says here that last week
jehovahhthickness: Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.
seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
ovur:You know what I’m just gonna say it…. pads are better than tampons, everybody needs to stop lying
yesokayiknow: EXCEPT THEY ARE THE SAME NOT BC OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH DNA BUT BECAUSE THE TIME LORDS EXPERIMENTED ON THEM BOTH WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN AND LIED ABOUT IT THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND USED THEM FOR GALLIFREY’S GAIN AND HE SAYS HE’S ANGRY
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:man victorian slang was fucking lethalliterally how was anyone expected to say something like this with a straight face*lying on my velvet chaise lounge in my robe and slippers* sorry old chap, but i won’t be able
michonnegrimes:JANEL MOLONEY: I loved Brad, and I still love Brad, and I think it would be a big fat lie to say that we did not have a mutual, ongoing, seven-year crush on each other. BRADLEY WHITFORD: Guilty.
goatwishes: saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie
idishido:jadeazora:Jessie: “That expression… it looks so kind.”James: “I never knew that after we blasted off, he watched us with such a pure gaze.”Meowth, lying there thinking what Pikachu says is definitely NOT kind or
macleod:beemojis:i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be. having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want
hittings: “You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and you’re lying to me i’m gonna fucking die.”True Romance (1993)
When you’ve been having a good old cry in the bathroom but have to lie and say you were having a wank to not raise suspicion.
sarahkeilman94: if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly
thesecretstashspot: Lie and say you wouldn’t hit it.
“I was 24, and I lied, I told them I was 27 … When I look at myself in, say, the pilot, I am so green. Simultaneous to [Scully] being so green. It’s a greenness that, ‘cause it’s so organic, you don’t necessarily—usually when people
silenthaven: Jeremy Blaustein calling Guy Cihi a rich snob? Saying he lied to get the role of James Sunderland? Listen at 6:20. Oh goody, first the HD collection voice-over drama, now 10-year-old Silent Hill 2 dramas. Damn guys, what’s with all
kasukasukasumisty: Adventure Time - The Tower (~*~Sneak Peek~*~) FINALLY Jake is telling the exact things the fandom says And it’s not Finn’s grass arm he wants to get back WE’VE BEEN LIED TO
stealthnachos: today’s illustration is steven universe fanart. not exactly what i wanted but i learned alot on this one. fun fact: garnet is the best gem and if you say otherwise you are lying to yourself.
airbenderedacted: curlyconundrum: I can’t lie and say I didn’t think amethyst was kinda rockin this look a little
kaenith: It’s fun to say “I have a pet dinosaur.” Technically it’s not a lie, what with birds being avian dinosaurs and all, but I thought it’d be fun to draw a “proper” dinosaur with cockatiel coloration :3
mythicalgravityfarts: I was going to say sorry for this, but I’d be lying if I’d said that I regret this. (Transparent baby Steven credit to @artemispanthar) @unicornwizardtitan @puppyluver963xkoinu
xuza: Something of a continuation of this comic…! After he lost his amulet, Vronaak fled before Evadriel could really say anything to him. She wasn’t mad about what he was, just mad that he had lied. While he was gone she fished the amulet out of
jimmymcgill: Tuco, he likes to get face-to-face. Says everything he needs to know is written right here. Looks ‘em in the eyes. Just stares, like he’s looking inside of ‘em. I’ve seen him go like that 5, 10 minutes. Calls it his lie detector.
hauntboy: “But this idiotic love… I felt humiliated by it… And all the dishonesty that follows. Love appeals to the lowest instincts, wrapped up in lies. How do you say yes when you mean no and vice versa?” Nymphomaniac: Vol. 1 (dir. by Lars
chilling-with-changmin: If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you
feranelia: couldbebetterforsure replied to your post: couldbebetterforsure said:Stamina… Excuse me, what’re you saying, Fera? What are these lies? We all know you think Staminashipping is the most disgusting thing ever, no need to pretend otherwise~
iggyvolts: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s
jimbibearfan: I’m a Patriots fan but I’d lie and say I’m a die-hard Jets fan (uggh!) just to get between this guys legs…..
hismomskeeper: mommyandsunny:If this was my Mom I would tear that pussy up every night and day. And your fucking lying if you say you wouldn’t. Like and reblog if you would Mom & son porn videos
fucking-dean-winchester: dean-is-the-king-of-nerdvana: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: Cas meets Meta Misha If you say you didn’t just read the above in Misha and then Cas’ voices, you’re lying. i did o.o
hallowlucifer: aneclecticfangirl: theanswerisalwayswincestiel: flockofangels: ioweyouafall-deactivated2012090: I will never lie to you. I will never trick you. But you will say ‘yes’ to me. #I bet this gif set looks really dirty to people who
torment-is-romantic: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that
iamsupernaturalsbitch: deansfez: PLEASE SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THAT SCENE TO ME Dean is basically saying women lie about their age and weight and Sam is pointing out the fact that so does Dean so clearly it’s NOT just a girl thing.
justwanttobefound: I feel like every fangirl has done this in reverse about their favorite older celebrity and if you say you haven’t you are lying
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
stelenaz: because I used to play a lot of sport, I’ve always been in decent enough shape. When I used to get asked to do a bit of body work before a photo shoot I’d lie and say, ‘Yeah, I’m going to the gym.’ I literally never did anything.
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
heartlesshippie: So What would you say to me, if you could talk to me? You could ask anything, I wouldn’t lie… Boys Don’t Cry - Plump
deceptivecadence: Secret. “Follow the notes upon a journeyAt first sight marks one’s destinyOnce the voyage comes to an endReturn lies within hasty keys “ I’m sorry to say that I tried the song and it doesn’t work. I was so sad. :( That
dsancomics: Cup O’ Love: Solo - pg 20 Page 20 is out now! I attempt to draw a car with mixed results! :D And did I say this was a straight chapter? I lied. ;) — If you enjoy the comic please consider supporting it! This is a free webcomic and
in-exxhale: icy-brunette: lailuna: I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T so much swag in 3 people your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog
play-now-my-lord:gambling with angels is easy. they can’t lie but they have addictive personalities; it’s easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say “hey,
cleverprime: Rogan Richards // Shot by Lee Faircloth I was very lucky to have Rogan in the studio a few weeks ago, and luckier still to have a few boxes of donuts lying around. He’s a big fan of them, he says.
playboydreamz: I remember being in 5th grade and hearing my teacher Ms. Ford say “I don’t watch the news. It’s nothing but lies and they want you to live in fear.” The entire classroom looked at her in shock! Now that I’m older…….. I see
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?
dickleer: francieum: paulyoptosaurus: francieum: paulyoptosaurus: francieum: yumihiko-ichiyanagi: If you say you’ve cleared any Zelda game without using a guide at all you’re either lying or dead No. I know plenty of people who have cleared
llammasinhats: If you say you’ve never stood over someone while they’re sleeping holding a knife you’re lying
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
clumsypot: anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration. I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man
neal-illustrator: I want to say I only did this to draw the tattoo but we all know that is a lie. comment, request, enjoy
prettyboyshyflizzy: lilbcup: i alwways would see these and wonder how it happens … When you say swear to god and he bring his ear close to listen to the lie you bout to tell
fantastcbeasts: you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
kittykat8311:ugliestpuppy:honeyteacake:“But you look fine” “You look perfectly normal” then thanks it means I’m doing a good job hiding it and maybe I’ll eventually /feel/ normal tooi like to lie and say its because i think i look cute but
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