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arlymone: saying i have an explanation for this would be a lie..a big fat lie… *CHOKES* HE LOOKS MILDLY DISTURBED AND SUPRISED. -mod/di
Don’t act like an angel You’ve fallen again You’re no superhero I’ve found in the end So lie to me once again And tell me everything will be alright Lie to me once again And ask yourself before we say good bye Well good
killerkurves: Olivia Campbell: “Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms The span of
feministcorna: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips,
All you have to do to avoid the crop is what I say, when I say, and how I say. Oops. I lied. You~e getting the crop, regardless.
r-i-n-g-o-f-f-i-r-e-blog: Everything you say is a lie and lie
gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick
klingonrealitytelevision: “Well it’s an opinion so it can’t be wrong.” Okay we are not 5 anymore, opinions can be wrong, your parents lied to you, your teachers lied to you. Not every comment you have will be valid, not everything you say
gay-lawyers: You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with
glumshoe: mosspath1602: glumshoe: Everyone thinks succubus = female demon and incubus = male demon, but the Latin roots of each word just mean “to lie beneath”/“to lie on top”, without specifying gender. So technically you could say that a succubus
sapphireinthesun: lol except ed is the girl in this one. THIS IS LIES. LIES I SAY. THERE IS A SAG IN THE BED, OKAY?
wizardpostsdotorg:i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have
futureblackwakandan: dollayolo: blackqueerblog: This baby got bad vibes. I would like to say I’m surprised, but that would be a lie teaching your kids racism should be considered child abuse ugh GIRL Can’t even lie good yet, but she
tatubaby: Photographer: @legacyphotography1 Hair & Mua: @esco_art Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s
bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201: Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I’m telling lies.I say,It’s in the reach of my armsThe span of my hips,The
I’m scared that everyone will hate me for lots of reasons if I say anything. Most of them are kept in my mind and I try not to say anything but if I say it I will offend anyone regardless if I try to lie, I’m a man of honesty …..*sigh*
rfinn56: Phenomenal Woman By Maya AngelouPretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms,
blue-eyed-country-angel: madwitty311: “Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, The span
gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew
Call me a slut. Call me a whore. Call me whatever. I’ve heard it before. Say that I’m fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won’t see me cry, because I know none of it’s true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make
checkmatethatprivilege: some of the people on this site say stuff like “lol men don’t know anything about the female anatomy” but seconds later say stuff like “condoms fit everyone and if someones says it doesn’t fit them they’re lying”
brklynbreed: sucksantasdickfromtheback: when people say they hate Beyonce .. I judge them as a person.. like you don’t have to be the biggest fan.. but if you’re denying her talent you are lying to me and you are lying to yourself exactly… there
commitedforlife: thestraightlegitboss: Shit😂😂😂😂 🙄😏 I want to see someone reblog this and say something like: “Lies. This is all lies. It doesn’t. I poured some vodka on my phone yesterday and the only thing that happened was
stylinsonbubble: chonce: + #i honestly feel like no one ever gets harry’s sense of humor #like i keep seeing people saying /ohh boo hoo he had to lie/ like what?? #he’s not lying here so much as he’s being a little shit head #like has no one else
macgruberrr: killerkurves: Olivia Campbell: “Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms
josh-radnor: I’m a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade. You don’t want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we’re together. Every single thing that I did to get you to say ‘yes’ to me on that rooftop—Patrice,
drinkyourfuckingmilk: all lying parents will be designated to the parental shame spiral (I’ve been watching too many of those sadistic videos where parents lie and say they ate their kids halloween candy)
tomfordvelvetorchid: Kodak black saying “yeah i lie to you, but dont you lie to me” is men
“Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci
If you ask me how I’m doing I would say I’m doing just fine I would lie and say that you’re not on my mind But I go out and I sit down at a table set for two And finally I’m forced to face the truth, No matter what I say I’m not over you
kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge
br0b8: He’s a total horndog and his girlfriend has no idea. I mean, maybe she does. Maybe he lies to me about her like he lies to her about me. He says she doesn’t want to fuck as much as he does, that he needs it at least once a day, and that’s
clace-jamily: “I’d like to say we gave it a try, I’d like to blame it all on life, maybe we just weren’t right… but that’s a lie, that’s a lie, and we can deny it as much as we want, but in time our feelings will show, cause sooner
slaybey: So what are you gonna say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love,
raincitykittyy: clumsypot: anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration. I’m going to lie in wait for the day I can say this to a man And if a girl says it to you you can say “I used your boyfriends
amospoe:“Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I’m telling lies.I say,It’s in the reach of my armsThe span of my hips,The stride of my step,The curl
withoutsomuchasakiss: quote-book: -Vladimir Lenin -image by basiate so I scrolled past this really quickly and I saw truth and lie and I thought it would say the truth is you should lie with me and I just geeked out for no reason dang you tumblr you
drunkdilf: I think everyone has gay thoughts like don’t even lie if you say you’ve never in your life had a gay thought then you’re A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
blackpoemusic:“Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I’m telling lies.I say,It’s in the reach of my armsThe span of my hips,The stride of my step,The
whitegirlsaintshit: f0rgemaster: whitegirlsaintshit: men only love two things in this world: 1) lying 2) ruining everything good and then lying about who did it I could say this about women and youd be losing your shit because you’d be lying…
vii-10: killerkurves: Olivia Campbell: “Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms The
smirkinglittleshit: if you say you’ve never found an animated character even remotely attractive you’re either lying or you’re lying.
Also,stop saying Alex is lying. Alex has never lied.He made an april fools joke and that “stanford pines classy guy” was a clever way of talking about the author. Not even the “Pacifica is the worst” was a lie because at the time pacifica WAS
0fficermako: LoK Fan goes to doctor. Says fandom is depressing. Says fandom seems harsh and cruel. LoK Fan feels all alone in a threatening fandom where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Humor blog 0fficermako
