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yiffmaster: most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
hips–dont-lie: One of my favourite things to say
fuckmybabycunt:I want to be fucked while in little space. I want to be lying on my tummy colouring and holding a stuffie. Then my daddy comes up behind me and without saying a word pulls down my panties and shoves his cock in me.
eddiejayye: Lie to me and say my booty gettin’ bigger even if it ain’t Love me even if it rain Love me even if it pain you
swiftkarate: I’m not lying when I say my ass is real 😘 . STL314.
edgebug: morgarine: This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene. To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the
kittykat8311:ugliestpuppy:honeyteacake:“But you look fine” “You look perfectly normal” then thanks it means I’m doing a good job hiding it and maybe I’ll eventually /feel/ normal too i like to lie and say its because i think i look
prince-edi: Isabelle says the villagers are complaining about the litter and I’m just like“Oh I’m sorry that I just have fucking gemstones and precious metals lying on the ground. Other towns have actual trash and you’re complaining about my
sturmtruppen: sturmtruppen: I mean not to say that every single thing that RT puts out is lies, bias & bullshit but it is all literally State Propaganda and I would not trust it as far as I could toss it. I realize, now, that perhaps I could have
enecoo: herodrake: enecoo: The cringiest part of the Smash presentation was the younger anime kids saying “Big brother/Big sister” to Corrin repeatedly, not gonna lie. apparently it was the cringiest part for Corrin too because he literally
subgirlygirl: Gotta get that finger curl, then be absolutely relentless with the strokes… And DO NOT STOP. When she says she’s done? She’s LYING.
flat8ushking: Hoes love this. They lying if they say they don’t.
dotwriter: as-seen-in-porn: DAMN PAPI! It’s a reblog alright, but how many people are going to lie and say how TIRED they are of watching it? Anybody? Buehler?….Buehler?….
chilling-with-changmin: If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
s-video: destroy the idea that I’ll ever: give you up let you down run around and desert you make you cry say goodbye tell a lie and hurt you
thewitchmaker:karkatstoaster:You’re lying if you say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order
feelsmoor: averagefairy: wheres the lie society says my nipples r nsfw I just make society deal with my nipples every single day. I only wear a bra when it benefits me (or when I’m wearing a lingerie set and nothing else!)
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
taylorhunn: I wish i could say I didn’t spend literally all day on this…but if I did, I would be lying. I spent all day one this. I fought with the pose and anatomy really.
baeraki: I went to the Renaissance Festival in Michigan today, and it was really fun, but all I can say is- Holy shit were there a lot of cosplayers and furries. Saw at least two people in full fur suits, and not gonna lie, it was kinda weird. There
youaremyneverendingdream: xzombiegirlx: alleighs: THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM Women. The reason we need feminism. Notice it’s not men saying it. The problem lies in a lot of your own demographic
blue-eyed-hanji: helenedaviauhunt: made-segragated: best scene of any anime ever Yes. you’re lying if you say you didn’t laugh at this
sexyishvalanhobo: vintereik: Scar from FMA idk why but i don’t like this picture but everyone else who’s seen it say they do. maybe theyre lying haha TT____TT we here at Sexy Ishvalan Hobo — all one of us thanks— think that you have lost your
better-than-a-kiss: Found this on Google and all I have to say is where is the fucking lie.
chimalus:plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your
averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating
pdsophie: something about having a personality disorder makes it feel like I’m lying about myself no matter what I say
x-glory-fades-x:I’d like to say that I’ve actually gotten dressed today, but that would be a lie 💅🏻
chief-sosa-yeezus: yourownkathleen: Eye-witness account. And he’s white. Will they still say that he’s lying???
dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: psa to fellow college instructors: it costs exactly Ũ to be understanding when students are stressed as fuck at midterm time instead of saying “lol they knew it was coming tho” I lied, this actually cost me ฯ
peppermintmonster: Friendly reminder to all working artists or (especially) aspiring artists. If a client says they can’t afford to pay you but you’ll get good exposure, one of two things is happening: 1. They are lying. They can afford to pay you,
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magilewd: Texts of Interest: Where Root is the worst and/or maybe you shouldn’t leave your phone lying around after sex Shaw, just saying. [½]
vixenvibe: Quiet when I’m coming home and I’m on my ownAnd I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that
spaffy-jimble: tockthewatchdog: cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.
sirbogarde:8 ½ (1963) dir. Federico Fellini I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest film. No lies whatsoever. I thought I had something so simple to say. Something useful to everybody. A film that could help bury forever all
iseebigbooty: seedatstuff: Open it baby! Lie and say no.
officialbeaubokan: if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
curlyconundrum: I can’t lie and say I didn’t think amethyst was kinda rockin this look a little <3 <3 <3
nedoiko: Also checkDid i actually needed to make every color variation!? and did i actually needed that stupid pseudojoke for this!?So yeah, A couple friends suggested about the Inkling-sona and id lie if i didnt say im now extremely needy of getting
slbtumblng: slbtumblng: ´´My so called friends say you’re not alive.I’ll bake their bones for telling lies´´ Fall never cease to make feel fine and cozy. same <3 <3 <3
the-real-seebs: tomato-bird: Thank you for reading! [purchase zine: physical / ebook] i’d say “be not afraid”, but we’re not allowed to lie
glumshoe: glumshoe: What I say: “I’m touch-starved.” What you think I mean: “I need a hug.” What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my
verzisnsfwblog: more unfinished bro porn doodles.I ain’t lying when i say I basically default to some sort of strider when i want to doodle porn. :U
britbastard: Fi Tries the Inflatable Rubber Posture Collar Fi lies patiently on the bed, wearing a wooden breast clamp, leather trousers, tight PVC hood, and an inflatable heavy rubber collar. After each pump of the inflator bulb she says, ‘More
suckmydickyoubitch: No fucking lie, I would let Justin Bieber hit… But I am ashamed of myself and I am going to say this. This will be the only picture you will see of his ass on here THE ONLY PICTURE YOU’LL EVER SEE of him. I don’t know why but
striderleijon: IF YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE AN ANIME BOYFRIEND YOU ARE LYING
kisslng: you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened
top-model: God, this is SO FUNNY. Brittany being Brittany, crying and lying. It’s what she does best! I haven’t been on tumblr in like… years. Then I get an email saying that this video was reported for having sexual content. I mean, there’s
nevurrmore: aleiki: niggaimdeadass: im crying THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE Not gonna lie, I say there wiggling my finger for like 10 mins
Everyone does. Anyone who says they don’t is lying to themselves in the worst way.
sweet-egalitarian-cherry: vimeddiart: I had this lying around unfinished for months so I coloured it and here you go, a mer-bara, you’re welcome.Now a print! I didn’t know this would be something I would like but I gotta say I really like this.
naughtypelli: If you ever ask me what my favorite Harry Potter pairing is and I don’t say “Harry x the Twins” then I am lying and you shouldn’t believe me because it 100% is that.
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