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Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you
londonboy45: He knows I’m telling a lie when I say, “I didn’t mean to wake you.”
emeraldknxght: elextrospeed: ❝ I AM NOT. STOP THAT. ❞ “What? I didn’t say anything” He’s lying.
sensiblesmoke: [source] I would be lying if I didn’t say this is what I desperately want to see in Cap 3
bravo44: I kinda lied to myself in saying I was going back to straight stuff so suddenly, but uh….I guess this doesn’t count…?
e-ps: e-ps: People who say ‘Any more than a handful is a waste’ are lying ☺️
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: get-the-cheese-to-sickbay: malcontent7: Double Standards: India Jones: Men: Captain Marvel: Men: You’re absolutely right and you should say it I See No Lies Here
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capsule-corpse: dadjumper replied to your post: lying to yourself like saying the scot… your opinions are p fucked up dude Pirates are in this year that movie was pandering dogshit.
That eating fruit shit is a dead lie all I drink is Malta, henny and eat mcdoubles and my nigga say my pussy is mad sweet
gomenasike: why do people stay with someone who makes them miserable? why do people stick around if they’re unhappy? why stay when there’s no trust??? why say you love someone when you clearly don’t anymore?? why even lie??? why pretend??? why.
anyone who says dark souls III is hard is lying
sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s great-grandma:
perversionsofjustice: sparklesblue: chubbs-mcgee: hot4men: Oh so aggressive Randy! Mmm You are lying if you say you don’t love this gifset Yup, this is PG folks! That mic looks so much like a dildo to me right now. It totally looks like he’s
masterdean94: onefineflip: foeyedcurls: Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??! such an aggressive tiny animal immylg masterdean94 *__* not gona lie. I squealed so much & did little claps because that is some adorable bunny sas!
skhole2use: That’s right faggot, keep it loose and gaping when I’m away…any one who says that want tight faggot pussy is lying…
vicious1915: typette: prawnsy: rooshoes: did i say “goodnight”? clearly i lied. peep peep Omg MY ESTROGEN
rabbithugs: abnormanal: Sleeping is giving in,no matter what the time is.Sleeping is giving in,so lift those heavy eyelids.People say that you’ll diefaster than without water.But we know it’s just a lie,scare your son, scare your daughter.People
ladygagathasterror: octavielilou: thefurnitureisbulletproof: snuffysbox: All this friendzone bullshit has got to stop Well, what are we supposed to reply? Are we supposed to lie and say the same, only to break your hearts worse later on? Or are
pikaballoons: i’m going to go the extra mile and suggest she’s lying about her mental issues because it’s just enough for her excuse herself saying dumb shit on the internet but not intense enough to get her to actually want to seriously hurt herself
masturbatorsanctum: I wouldn’t say it’s all true (the first and most obvious lie being that you don’t decide to be gay), but there are many items in there that deserve to be pondered upon !
fandom-cuddlebear: the-man-without-a-home: capnmakara: writtenly: I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies im crying I actually needed this I mean this sincerely
jose-notorious-thug: if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying
Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???
I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say, “Oh, I’m addicted to working out”. I just want to punch those people in the face.
hi: don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
boobiedickface: if your girl hangs out with one of these dudes and says he’s just a friend she lying
goatwishes: saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie
Computer said: “Let’s listen to some Radiohead” And I said: “OK Computer” Did I say “some Radiohead”? I LIED, LOTS OF RADIOHEAD, MORE RADIOHEAD, MOOOOORE
devilhelix:dirtydannybrownconfessions:gonjafreecs:i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch. “Please buy my books”
babyfairy: taylorswiddleston: If👏you👏say👏you👏don't👏like👏a👏single👏Taylor👏Swift👏song👏you're👏lying👏to👏yourself👏 i’m taylor swift’s delusional fans acting like she has any bops or a shred of talent
jennatoldmeto: I would say I’m sorry, but it would be a lie Someone get this tablet away from me before I hurt myself OMGIloveit. X3
ask-king-sombra: PART ONE of the great Guest Artist contest thingie! I didn’t expect THIS MANY submissions! Holy crap! You guys are AMAZING! All of these are AMAZING! Saying that I was going to have two rounds was a lie, because everyone passed the
taboopony: ——Plot—— Shy: Scuttlebug! dont listen to anything he says!! he lies! he bends the truth!! what ever he promised you!! it isnt worth it! Kill that sumbich, Shy! >=/
theafrocentrics: onlyblackgirl: Goodbye I’m not gone lie and say I ain’t done this before. Woahholyshit o__o;;;
Your Latte Isn’t Why You’re in Debt, and the People Who Say It Is Are Lying to You
faramosh: letting someone create a false narrative of you is a small price to pay for having rid yourself of their toxicity. let them say what they want, if you and God know the truth, your life will flourish and their lies will rot theirs.
dramatichoe: if i ever say “im going to bed” to you jus know my ass is lying and wide awake
sharks-ahoy: If ever say this, it’s a lie.. Hehe >:) I don’t know if I can love someone more than Shark Week.
terminallyinfatuated: I should be stuying or sleepingbut instead I use the little free time to whip out messy yaois Saying I would not have seen this coming would be a lie.
gulps nervouslyI’m having difficulty trusting my partner rn because they haven’t been around all week (like. they’re saying things and I’m like ?????? yeah ok you’re lying. you don’t care. you fucking left me. and I know some of it it is Brains
serluxfero: Today my day started in a wrong way, now, after a relaxing Nilla, I’m going back to work. And no, I can’t hear you while you saying that they gave him brown hair lalala~(this time I was listening to ‘hips don’t lie’ …)
bumbleshark: what a dickhead
cononeills:tshirt that says “i am normal about the media i enjoy” on the front and “(lying)” on the back
kidwentz: sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a
I’m not lying when I say this random thing has been swirling around in my mind for over a month. Hell for once I’m not exaggerating! 8D I can’t think of a title for this cause pfffffffff it isn’t about titles when I write these.
Not even lying when I say I’ve made closer to 2b today alone.
“Let’s make the rest of this process fast for you!”This is exactly what I was told by the psychologist when I saw him. Today I get a letter, saying I have a doctor’s appointment on October 4th. You lying fucking whore of a manscum, when I said
The "says they'll sleep early and lies to themselves every time" squad
lunaeb: If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying. Weeeeeeeee
but-deans-back-tho: halewinchester: Anyone that says they can’t watch him lick his lips forever is lying Throwing in a lip bite for good measure.
e-ps: People who say ‘Any more than a handful is a waste’ are lying
kittydenied: When I saw this Moschino belt I knew I had to have it. They also make one that says “Good Girl,” but we all know that would be a lie. :)
kittykat8311:ugliestpuppy:honeyteacake:“But you look fine” “You look perfectly normal” then thanks it means I’m doing a good job hiding it and maybe I’ll eventually /feel/ normal tooi like to lie and say its because i think i look
chastedilf13: My wife & Keyholder lied back on the bed and told me to come fuck her. I excitedly wait for her to get the key… and she laughs and says “no key, do me anyways”. I got to feel her while still caged then gave her several orgasms
footsiehotwife:I could say that my hand is the only pussy that I cum in, but it would be a lie. I’m not allowed to cum even in my hand. My wife is ignoring my sexual needs at all… My cock hasn’t been touched by her for so long… But that’s what
When people say I'm beautiful, I want to punch them in the face for lying.
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
thatsthat24: asthetikos: aquanite: Not all owl hoots are majestic… What the fUCK my life is a lie is this what they sound like You don’t say??