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extra-large-meat-poles: I’m really good at math, and my sister isn’t.She begged me to tutor her, saying that she’d do anything to pass her class.She wasn’t lying.
I wish saying wedding vows to one another was like a binding magical contract or something to where if you break any of those vows, you will be equally punished for each lie you just told. Do you have any idea how rare it would be to see a married
chilling-with-changmin: If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
gretlusky: My little contribution to all the beautiful messages about bringing back the original Teen Titans. I love Teen Titans Go too, but I would lie if I say I don’t miss the original style. A lot so here we go! all this new iniciative makes
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
lovemarking: youre lying if you say that whole scene didnt want you to join a secret force and meet an attractive person who also ended up being apart of a powerful force and end up marrying them only to find out another force has plotted you both to
lucifers-christmas-jackpot: You’re lying if you say you didn’t read those in his voice exactly.
jehovahhthickness: Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.
larry-the-tiger: NOPE DOGS CAN’T DIE IDC WHAT YOU SAY DOGS CAN’T DIE!;-;countdraggula NO LYING TO TIGER
samuelvasnormandy: Please please please anyone thinking of watching a documentary on “Girls to Men” about young trans men, please don’t. It’s on Channel 4 tonight. Two of the men in question have spoken out saying they were lied too, and have
jewishdragon: ravencrantz:misstaylorsaid:kingerock288:jenniferrpovey:celiaelise:jenniferrpovey:schizmilk:guacamolebeautyqueen:HONESTLYCan’t believe I’m gonna say it but I hate millennials ya’ll lied and tricked me Because: Young people are less
lmaonade:i wont lie, sometimes i say a cuss out loud what the fuck dude
verylilpimpin: blaquebypopulardemand: shalifaz: hustleinatrap: OMG NO BACKGROUND CHECK NO TEST ALL OF YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE LYING WHEN YOU SAY THERES STEPS TO AQUIRE A GUN THE US! ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS BUY IT. Are private sellers required to
glumshoe: glumshoe: What I say: “I’m touch-starved.” What you think I mean: “I need a hug.” What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my
cewn: milknjuice: LOVE bethesda saying “Sorry we lied. We are not going to do anything” its genuinely so funny
gooutfighting: if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying
elbuiz: pieinabox: YOU FREAKING LIED TO ME HOW COULD YOU This is what I refer to when I say The Jigglypuff Post
thehassassination: jayshausoffitness: Not going to lie…. As a Scorpio I honestly can’t say shit…
1992xest: uptional: “I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies” — Eric
Prosecutor Says He Knew Some Witnesses Were Lying To The Ferguson Grand Jury
zaynocean:and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.”
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
drkarayua:i could say i intended to clothe them but i’d be lying ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
That awkward moment when Gerard Way says he can't act but he's totally lying.
wafflesworld: What a wonderful day today! Mom felt bad that all the other torties got to enjoy spring so she took me to a place where it’s always spring. The greenhouse! I would like to say all these pansies made it out alive but that would be a lie.
may: commongayboy: Kesha was offered her freedom only if she were to lie and say that she wasn’t raped. Fuck Luke. Let her go. #FreeKesha THIS IS SO DISGUSTING
love-the-p-spot-snipers: “Your ass says different”. Pleasure never lies.
The Celebrity Magazine with Eunhyuk and Choco The ‘tap tap’ sound of her footsteps that approach him as he’s falling asleep for an afternoon nap; Eunhyuk says he feels more comfortable when she lies next to him on the sofa. Even when they look
kev-n: if you say you didnt read this in andre 3000s voice, youre lying
queendecuisine: bae-stop-playin: quiteaqueen: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why would they twist PND lyrics like this you lying if you say you didn’t sing this shit in your head I absolutely did lol
moose-likes-the-gay: Omo trope that I love Person A has accidents often and has to be reminded by Person B to go to the bathroom. Consider: A is embarrassed when B asks if they need to go. They lie, saying they don’t need to go, even though they do.
cummbunny: a princess and a goddess Anyone who says this girl hasn’t got an outstanding body is lying because god damn just look at her bunny you are amazing.
thesailorrvenus: “Good morning,” I say as I lie back down. tumblr | private | snap
Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???
misstaylorsaid: kingerock288: jenniferrpovey: celiaelise: jenniferrpovey: schizmilk: guacamolebeautyqueen: HONESTLY Can’t believe I’m gonna say it but I hate millennials ya’ll lied and tricked me Because: Young people are less likely
pumpkinleif: Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality. Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard anyone NOT sing along to Bohemian
kereeachan: flootzavut: i-lie-awake-in-some-silent-night: unbossed: Remembering the actual Ronald Reagan. He let more people die of AIDS than died in the vietnam war before saying the word AIDS publicly and the same year he finally mentioned it he
sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a perfect bisexual,
hpinfalsettoland: When straight men say that muscular women aren’t beautiful: LIES, SLANDER, HETEROSEXUAL PROPAGANDA
ladyshinga: ladyshinga: Today I described some one with “He has a default bioware hero face that we all rush to correct” and I gotta say it’s one of my more well-crafted insults This was about Elon Musk i cant lie
kalcl: kalcl: As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say it’s a nickname. I promise. It’s really easy to just casually go “hey I
glumshoe: What I say: “I’m touch-starved.” What you think I mean: “I need a hug.” What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul
odinsblog: Donald Trump IS a racist. Full stop. End of story. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, being willfully obtuse, or both. Trump’s bigotry is a fact that is not up for debate. If you disagree, don’t @ me, don’t reply with an argument.
simonalkenmayer: jadelyn: feministism: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, unemployment statistics are basically a fucking lie if they don’t account for UNDERemployment. Someone with a graduate degree working at Starbucks isn’t unemployed,
jinta: I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
scorpiosmischief:pissvortex:this is the fakest labor shortage ever like genuinely 99% of the places saying they are “urgently hiring” are basically straight up lying. not to mention all the places that advertise a really high “starting pay rate”
play-now-my-lord:gambling with angels is easy. they can’t lie but they have addictive personalities; it’s easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say “hey,
diveinside-mymind: . “Mirrors That Lie” And she stands right in front of it, doubting what it says. She looks a little deeper as the reflections come to greet her. They told her that no one would ever fall for her and keep her, and her tragic past
“And there were other rocks that were like animals, creeping, horrible animals, putting out their tongues, and others were like words I could not say, and others like dead people lying on the grass. I went on among them, though they frightened me,
screamandshout: nintendard999: screamandshout: “you’ll need to know this math formula later in life” It should say: “You lied TO SOME PEOPLE. Because some people are not going into a STEM field. For people who are, that formula
plantbased-princess:ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or
liberalsarecool: emiratizayn:and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye
angrybrownwomxxn: hutchj: krxs10: I guess we can now add Lying about his German heritage and being a big fan of Hitler and his teachings as another reason why nobody should vote for Donald Trump #StayWoke I’ve been saying that Trump’s motives
hipindie: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
slumberblues: littleshebear: zomnic-zenyatta: destinywaits: ask-tevis-nightstalker: shaxxon-shaxxoff: Lord Shaxx says we couldn’t handle the story of how he lost his horn but I bet that’s a lie and really he got caught in a doorway and it fell
