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shapechangersinwinter: musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book x: lovers & losers amrit brar / musterni - 2016 get the book | read the series | website | instagram | redbubble
vintagebooty: Aries, “Playboy Horoscope”, Playboy - April 1968
Personal 1-How are you?2-Post a picture of yourself.3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?4-What is your entire name?5-How old are you?6-Age you get mistaken for:7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:8-What did you do on
cooldudebro: let me lay down some facts for you: aliens are real horoscopes are real skeletons are real star wars is probably real linkin park is almost too real
666grl:u’ve reached a certain level of importance in my life when i look @ ur horoscope when I see astrology posts
wtfzodiacsigns: Leo’s hate to be told what to do. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
No offense but the horoscopes on tumblr are getting a lot less realistic?
problematicassharry: every day my horoscope is like ‘a secret admirer is coming your way’
aviculor: gomjabbar: it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit Looking up your horoscope
smallest-feeblest-boggart: biglawbear: normal-horoscopes: bmwiid: axxisse: This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG
revoult: titsarefine: phuckwhattheythink: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The
nerdsforbreakfast: freeyour-run: rocknmamasita: bronyrex: handy-hooves-and-muffin-mare: justmorevintagepones: adreamblurredtransparencyofearth: phuckwhattheythink: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first
gayemoji: horoscope: sometimes you be breathinme:me: okay but how did they know that?
riviia: It’s our horoscope. For us Virgos, today is the worst luck in an entire decade.
did-you-kno: In Japan, it is a common belief that blood type determines your personality, much like the zodiac. Food and hygiene products are made for different blood types, and magazines publish blood type horoscopes.Source
garashirs: other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope me buying clothes:
nettless: normal-horoscopes: amygdalan-arm: amygdalan-arm: Seeing moss in any context fills me with a deep, primal sense of love and contentment. Love is stored in the moss… Just try to look at these images and tell me everything isn’t gonna
normal-horoscopes: masked-up: Fascist Tommy Robinson gets a milkshake shower for the second time in two days on his campaign trail in the north. FASCISTS ARE VULNERABLE TO DAIRY PRODUCT BASED WEAPONRY
professionalbadguys: normal-horoscopes: amygdalan-arm: amygdalan-arm: Seeing moss in any context fills me with a deep, primal sense of love and contentment. Love is stored in the moss… Just try to look at these images and tell me everything
normal-horoscopes: lesbianshepard: the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy
normal-horoscopes:THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]
draconym: normal-horoscopes: RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR LOSE ANOTHER FINGER
beetledrink:beetledrink:man what in the fuck is this horoscope supposed to mean.so are all my apps going to behave like this now
hater-of-terfs: normal-horoscopes: DAMN NEAR ALL PRO-COP PROPAGANDA IS BEING DROWNED IN MOCKERY AND SUPPORT FOR BLACK AMERICANS THE NARRATIVE IS NOW FIRMLY IN OUR CONTROL THE SHEER NUMBERS OF THE PROTESTS ARE BEGINNING TO DECLINE BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE
normal-horoscopes:doomy:doomy:who is ready for cops crying masterpostTHIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE BIGGEST VICTORY BEING THAT BEING A COP ISNT FUN ANYMORE COPS CAN BARELY HANDLE IT WHEN PEOPLE DONT WORSHIP THE GROUND THEY WALK ON MUCH LESS
normal-horoscopes: redstarovermoundcity: FRIENDS OF MINE IN PORTLAND ARE SAYING EVERY DAY THE DHS IS IN PORTLAND THE SIZE OF THE PROTESTS DOUBLE THE DHS MANAGED TO PISS OFF DAMN NEAR EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN PORTLAND REGARDLESS OF THEIR POLITICS AND
t3sticles:normal-horoscopes:LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNYBitches be like “you can’t keep casting penis explosion on people you don’t like” as if it’s not hilarious
normal-horoscopes:BRO DID YOU JUST THROW ANOTHER CONICAL PRISM AT ME? THIS IS THE LAST TIME I INVITE YOU TO THE 90s CGI DESERT
world-heritage-posts:esoanem:thebuttkingpost:arirna:queer-qunari:xek-xek:vonlipvig:normal-horoscopes:ghostaquarius:lifeofcynch:ofide:narracharas:I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing okgood lordYEAH I GOT NOTHINGi don’t understand a single sentence in
iowntheworldandyou:normal-horoscopes:WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS
normal-horoscopes:autisticsansa:largishcat:anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me #ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
normal-horoscopes:A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
normal-horoscopes:couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:glamour-boygirl:couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:I hope the timothee chalamet wonka movie succeeds, but like, in the way the cat in the hat movie succeeded in making the estate refuse to allow anymore live
normal-horoscopes:bogleech:atlas-prime:catholicjocks:vejiga:Comida sugestiva. Maybe it’s like burning an effigy of an evil spirit and this was his only weakness. She has saved us from him.She built a likeness to trap him and then ritually destroyed
ciceroandthelistener:ink7blot:normal-horoscopes:surrealtiktoks:It’s baphometit’s baphomet
fwizard:fwizard:normal-horoscopes:There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake out the way homeboy I’m about to GET itmy soul has been stolen