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newspaperblackout: Newspaper Blackout Horoscopes for March 2011 Read your horoscope →
saisettha7: Random Anime Abilities Horoscope.”If you guys have anymore ideas for horoscopes or quotes let me know, I’d be happy to take suggestions ^w^” - your friendly angel Saisettha7
astrologynotes: Leo 1, 7, 2015: Visit astrology notes for more awesome horoscopes.These are the web’s best love horoscopes! :)
iraffiruse: Your Daily Horoscope yea horoscopes… made me laugh
misskatticus: musterni-illustrates: –and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: anger. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something
sakimichan: archive of all 12 horoscope I’ve painted over the year :3I’ve also created a desk calendar of them :) Available >http://sakimichanart.storenvy.com/…/18687967-horoscope-desk… Hunnnggggggggg~~~~
normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: “VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION “AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND”
gunsandfireandshit:normal-horoscopes:unbakehisbeans:normal-horoscopes:Gnomes of pleasure Gnomes of painGnomes of wind and gnomes of rain Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,Gnomes who’ll kick your fucking ass
pinkzzombie: normal-horoscopes: the-froggieboogie: normal-horoscopes: goddess-of-waifus: fatfemmearoorc: goddess-of-waifus: toastpotent: gorps: octofox: clickclicksaddleup: I love this show so much So the comments in this post make me
musterni-illustrates: –and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: anger. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something i just did
normal-horoscopes:sapphicshart:normal-horoscopes:WHAT OF THE OTHER CHILDREN OF THIS MIGHTY HOUSE? WHAT OF THE FURTIVE CHUNGUS THE LESSER?chungus the lesser is an embarassment and we do not speak of themWOEFUL IS THE TALE OF CHUNGUS THE BASTARD
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Messing with the new students at secret wizard college by making up spells that aren’t real“Tch, you don’t even know how to cast Mungus Blast?”
normal-horoscopes:cecillias-garden:normal-horoscopes:MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD. I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES. I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN
headspace-hotel:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.
normal-horoscopes:plum-soup:plum-soup:normal-horoscopes:Brb gonna hook myself up to a controlled IV feed of LSD and lock myself in a sensory deprivation tank with nothing but the entire, unbroken catalogue of the Joe Rogan Experience playing on headphones
lew-basnight:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:SHRIMP SPELLSSHRIMPATHETIC MAGICPOWERFUL SHRIMP SPELLSHERMETIC ORDER OF THE GOLDEN PRAWNFollowers stop being funnier than me challenge!!!!!!My combo smoke shop/crystal shop/bait shop is actually called
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Sorry
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I wish crystal shops had big city deli energy. “AYO paulie we got rose quartz?”“Fresh out! They lookin for love or somekinda curse defense thing? We got citrine and onyx!”“Tell you what
normal-horoscopes:kaijuno:normal-horoscopes:kaijuno:Its never too early for a GlizzardWizard Council 2022 Updated Banned Spell List:GlizzardHeyWhat’s up
normal-horoscopes:theunfairfolk:theunfairfolk:normal-horoscopes:Every time it’s late at night and I see the streetlights reflected in some placid gutter water I feel like I know for certain that if I step in the puddle I’ll get sucked into
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I’m deleting my blog I will never make something funnier than thisHe’s screaming it
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast. The beast
moonit-horoscopes: Leo Horoscope for June 1, 2015 Express yourself You can’t decide whether you are excited about your future or if you’re scared of the upcoming changes. Either way, you can tell that the tide is shifting, even if you don’t know
moonit-horoscopes: Leo Horoscope for November 15, 2015 Although this should be a day of rest, you’re already worried about tomorrow. You’re acutely aware of the increasing emotional tension that exists between you and your workmates. Unfortunately,
dekutree: me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking— horoscope: leos are sexy as hell me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book ix: the body and the wreckage. each sign rules a body part, though which part will vary depending on who you’re talking to. this volume marks a year to the inception of the shitty horoscopes series.
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME
astrologynotes: Cancer 9, 18, 2013: Visit astrology notes for all today’s horoscopes.These are the web’s best love horoscopes! :)
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I 100% unironically advocate literally eating the rich, at least once. I don’t think it would do any moral or societal good, but I think it would send one hell of a message. Imagine waking up one day to learn
normal-horoscopes:crclocalunhingedsith:normal-horoscopes:It’s actually incredibly easy to be cheesy you fucking pathetic idiot chip cat. Die. Has Chester the Cheetah been bothering you again your majestyI don’t want to talk about it
newspaperblackout: Newspaper Blackout Horoscopes for the week of December 13th, 2010 Not a Sagittarius? Read your horoscope →
love-horoscope-net: Check out your Love Horoscope!
normal-horoscopes: kvbixaloud: saintcaffeinated: happy monday you animals live chaotically and enjoy some words of wisdom from my girlfriend @normal-horoscopes … this … is this you? DAMN I WISH THESE ARE FUCKIN GREAT
normal-horoscopes: jinxiebat: deformographyy: Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’.. @normal-horoscopes PPPPPBBBBTLBTLTLBTLBTLBT
chen-qing:inneskeeper:immentallyunstableus:normal-horoscopes:rainbow-smite:normal-horoscopes:manywinged:i really don’t understand the expression “a double-edged sword” because you get double the sword? that’s like, the opposite
musterni-illustrates:-The Shitty Horoscopes anthology is now funding on Kickstarter!shitty horoscopes book ix: the body and the wreckage.each sign rules a body part, though which part will vary depending on who you’re talking to. this volume marks
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:
musterni-illustrates:shitty horoscopes book vi: after the fall.a volume that took way too long about life after february, and life after (or during) the blues.[ read the entire shitty horoscopes zine series here. ]
sakimichan: taurus This month Horoscope pinup series,main colors blue/green/pink, earth element, I went a lil crazy with the plant ideaXDPSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/taurus-horoscope-5405178 Not even
sakimichan: taurus This month Horoscope pinup series,main colors blue/green/pink, earth element, I went a lil crazy with the plant ideaXDPSD+high res,steps,vidprocess etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/taurus-horoscope-5405178
normal-horoscopes:wraize:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:*INJECTS A RAT WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF PIZZA SAUCE**THE RAT DEALS ELEMENTAL DAMAGE NOW*What Element Caretaker?MARINARA
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:[CAVE AMBIENCE][DISTANT, ECHOING TIM ALLEN GRUNT][DISTANT, RAPIDLY APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
normal-horoscopes:heresylog:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I LOVE THAT CATHOLICISM HAS PATCH NOTES Catholicism Pub Release ver 1.8.21Infinite torture dimension removedCardinals now take 20% more fire damagePapal breast slider addedCardinals are human
normal-ghost:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED “Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat”][I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED “Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the
carpenter-synth:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:One of the lawyers currently prosecuting Alex Jones got interviewed on knowledge fight. He talked about how he had to watch 150+ hours of Infowars content as background for the case.
metalzsolid: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: INEFFABLE ON MAIN BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN COMPREHENSION ON MAIN ALSO HORNY @russian-hackers-official
dearings:hera-the-wizard:hera-the-wizard:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there. Y'all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y'ALL
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSISGIRL HELP WE ARE UNDERGOING MITOSISGIRL HELPGIRL HELP
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Wtf are booktubers what is 30 books in 30 weeks why are we applying sigma grindset to reading books Literally go sit on the porch for an hour with a glass of lemonade. Fucking animals. None of this
trucksquared:aspieon:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:My roommates boyfriend is a cis male business student who is still figuring out the whole “having a trans partner” thing. He struggles with the whole they/them thing
flourescentbadolescent: *checks own horoscope* *checks friends horoscope* *checks parent’s* *checks distant relatives 4x removed horoscope*
musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises check out shitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, or my storenvy to get your own copies of the zines.
collaterlysisters: gehinnom: musterni-illustrates: —- and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: angry horoscopes. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how
julipegas: musterni-illustrates: —- and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: angry horoscopes. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Wtf are booktubers what is 30 books in 30 weeks why are we applying sigma grindset to reading books Literally go sit on the porch for an hour with a glass of lemonade. Fucking animals. “I read
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