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musterni-illustrates: —- and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: angry horoscopes. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSISGIRL HELP WE ARE UNDERGOING MITOSISGIRL HELPGIRL HELP
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:growingeclipse:normal-horoscopes:Historical Alchemist Phillips Aurelius Theophrastus Bombastus Von Hoenhiem aka Paracelsus seems like he would be into hyperpopI had totally forgotten his full name! We had to cover early
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single
sarkos:normal-horoscopes:ballinball:normal-horoscopes:ballinball:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Messing with the new students at secret wizard college by making up spells that aren’t real“Tch, you don’t even know how to cast Mungus
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normal-horoscopes:uebermacht:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:The incidence of the publishing of alchemical texts almost perfectly correlates with precious metal shortages in Europe lol. “Aw
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:GOLLY IT SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE STUDIED THE IRA TACTICS OF USING MORTARS TO LOB PROJECTILES AT POLICE FROM BEYOND THEIR SIGHTLINES SO THEY COULD NEVER TELL WHAT DIRECTION OR LOCATION THE
normal-horoscopes: wumblr: normal-horoscopes: wumblr: actually i think there shouldn’t be a divide between astronomy and astrology. your horoscope should have to account for the fact that pluto isn’t a planet anymore and if you want really specific
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:Y'all will be like “alchemy was never really about the chemicals it’s all spiritual metaphor” like good job missing the entire point of alchemy The laws of physics
normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: I CANT DROWN MY DEMONS THEY ARE AMPHIBIOUS POSESSING BOTH GILLS AND LUNGS MY DEMONS ARE SIMILAR TO FROGS OR POSSIBLY SALAMANDERS I CAN HOWEVER SUFFOCATE MY DEMONS I HOPE WE LEARNED A LESSON
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musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises check out shitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, or my storenvy to get your own copies of the zines.
rosynthal: K’s horoscope I saw K characters’ horoscopes being posted so thought I’d put together a visual. Couldn’t find virgo; going to assume it’s Seri. → Horoscopes posted here → Original Horoscope Image
collaterlysisters: gehinnom: musterni-illustrates: —- and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: angry horoscopes. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how
musterni-illustrates: - shitty horoscopes book iv: resolutions. it’s a new year. - shitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises
musterni-illustrates: -shitty horoscopes book v: love sellsshitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises, shitty horoscopes book iv: resolutions
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:*PLACES A BASKET OF FRESH ORGANIC BREAD HONEY AND CREAM ON A ROCK IN THE FOREST**WALKS SEVERAL FEET AWAY UNFOLDS A LAWN CHAIR AND PRESSES THE BUTTON ON A STOPWATCH**FREAKISH EIGHT
normal-horoscopes:saltedweather:luckilylindy:luckilylindy:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:unreasonable-keysmash:flargen-and-what-deactivated202:daughter-of-sapph0:an-alarming-number-of-bees:normal-horoscopes:A Story In Two PartsBen Shapiro is a week
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:MAN FUCK THIS “QUESTION ASKED THRICE MUST BE ANSWERED TRUTHFULLY” SHIT IM GONNA SET THESE FARIES ON FIRE I AM NOW BANNED FROM TALKING TO THE WINTER COURT
musterni-illustrates:-shitty horoscopes book v: love sellsshitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises, shitty horoscopes book iv: resolutions
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