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normal-horoscopes:Person: You’re using that word wrong in an offensive wayMe: Okay, please tell me what your definition of that word is so I know we are talking about the same thingPerson: No
normal-horoscopes:Your flippant silly meme reply to that heartfelt and vulnerable piece of art was soooo funny king everyone loves your input so much
normal-horoscopes:A completely off the cuff non-scientific theory cycle of grifters: 1. Larval Stage - A grifter has found a platform but not a niche. The grifter to be is making connections and learning about their medium. This is Ben Shapiro’s
normal-horoscopes:Evangelicals since their inception have been stuck in this death spiral of making shit unilaterally worse for everyone involved, watching their power base evaporate because they just made everything shit on purpose, getting scared that
normal-horoscopes:Remember:Fuck all things forever Time can suck your dick
normal-horoscopes:In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance
ambidextrously-erotic: Playboy horoscope 1968 - Michelle Angelo - Cancer
Personal 1-How are you?2-Post a picture of yourself.3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?4-What is your entire name?5-How old are you?6-Age you get mistaken for:7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:8-What did you do
chrisjammer: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March
The signs when they’re truly upset with you
bishopsgate:Sadie Sink reads her Aries horoscope | W Magazine
cooldudebro: let me lay down some facts for you: aliens are real horoscopes are real skeletons are real star wars is probably real tigers jaw is almost too real
ppdk: bloominrose: nobbydraws: Personal 1-How are you?2-Post a picture of yourself.3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?4-What is your entire name?5-How old are you?6-Age you get mistaken for:7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your
dlcorner: Gemini - Pony Horoscope The fun has been doubled! X:
justanothergreyface: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: funny–bones: ive been waiting to post this THE FIRST VICTIM OF THE RENEWED SKELETON WAR HOSTILITIES @normal-horoscopes
Zodiac Signs Today fun horoscope facts
Jumping on the astrology bandwagon
normal-horoscopes:surrealtiktoks:It’s baphomet
wtfzodiacsigns: Cancer - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !
teodorageorgiana: (via Most to least likely to fight you for the last cookie | Horoscope Cafe) Can has the last cookie then? ♥
teodorageorgiana: (via The signs in class | Horoscope Cafe)
teodorageorgiana: (via The signs at work | Horoscope Cafe)
Because horoscopes are fun, I did a compability search for Taurus and Pisces. Upside: Affectionate; mesmerized by lover; artistic; receptive (water and earth); cravers of comfort and safety.Downside: Stagnation – emotional and physical; drug and
wtfzodiacsigns:An Aquarius will be never open their hearts (or legs) to someone who hasn’t opened their minds first. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
Finding more of these finnish horoscope joke gems… 8′DGeminiYou’re quick and smart.Both genders like you, because you’re inevitably a bisexual.You think you can get everything without putting any work into it.You’re a scammer and an asshole.You
Spooky Horoscopes 🎃 🍁 👻
wtfzodiacsigns:Scorpio - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !
ktae: *checks my friends’ horoscopes too just to make sure they’re doing alright*
taliabobalia: my ascent into adulthood
tauralogy: Reassuring Horoscopes for the Sign ins 2018 Aries: your inner light outburns any of the creeping shadows; even the demons from the hottest part of hell cannot survive your blaze Taurus: resilience and persistence - you have sewn the fields
transcendicalprosperity: A guide to understanding house stelliums in a birth chart. A stellium refers to a condition when 3 or more planets are contained within a single sign or house of the horoscope chart. Inner Planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus,
rapling: me: i hate astrology horoscope: youre beautiful me:
tealesbian: all other horoscopes for december have been cancelled
ouidamforeman: normal-horoscopes: [ASMR] I CALL YOU AN IDIOT SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TREATING YOUR STAB WOUNDS #Leela and she makes the video for Narvin obv #probably so he can watch them when she’s off Gallifrey on CIA missions and he misses her #he’s
gayemoji: horoscope: sometimes you be breathinme:me: okay but how did they know that?
furybaby: reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you
normal-horoscopes:dongcroncher:dongcroncher:The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to meChurch: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell
normal-horoscopes: hater-of-terfs: sheep6: hater-of-terfs: For some reason people stopped talking about autonomous zones after the CHAZ was shut down, so most people don’t realize that both George Floyd Square in Minneapolis and the James Talib-Dean
normal-horoscopes:holographicgoth: leoriiio:no. i don’t want whatever you’re selling let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH THAT’S MUNINN
ayellowbirds:normal-horoscopes:Pharaoh I reanimated and took to a catgirl cafe: “Ah a temple to Bastet.”“Exactly the same as in my day. Uncanny.”
normal-horoscopes:midnight-revelation: This image is cursed, but not toward you, rather against any that try to wrong you. THIS IMAGE IS A WARD
normal-horoscopes:vforeverithing: shes-so-zazzy:literallymechanical: Did anybody have “mysterious 12 foot tall metallic monolith discovered in the desert” on their 2020 bingo card?(Source) it gets better two TWO
normal-horoscopes:WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS
normal-horoscopes:testosteronetwink:stupidemogay:stupidemogay:someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up help this is amazing twitter is finally catching
normal-horoscopes:HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES
normal-horoscopes:afloweroutofstone:confusionofconfusions-deactivat:Give Davy Jones his Colt Special backFucked up that the Toronto PD are disarming bog mummies
normal-horoscopes:katy-l-wood:eldritchscholar:#the wild hunt Whatever this is, I want to participate. Let’s get it on bitches!!! Saturday Night Wild Hunt!!
cipheramnesia:normal-horoscopes:Draining all my failed potions into the municipal sewer system to make the rats insane and powerfulGirls at the end of recess.
normal-horoscopes:I’m grateful to whoever invented Poor Little Meow Meow taxonomical classification of men, because genus Himbo was becoming irresponsibly over-applied.
musterni-illustrates: ——————— a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where
rembranch: when you love someone so much you read their horoscope first
seaymphea: “Early evening… Cemetery… And the wind as sharp as / bone…” — Vladimír Holan, from Selected Poetry; “Horoscope”
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