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okiedokielowkey: klondikekun: bloominrose: nobbydraws: Personal 1-How are you?2-Post a picture of yourself.3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?4-What is your entire name?5-How old are you?6-Age you get mistaken for:7-Your zodiac/horoscope and
normal-horoscopes:hawthornewitchesteas:Who else loves terrariums?
Aries Don’t give up! Aries tend to quit their diets & workouts before seeing results. Stay positive and don’t lose hope. Every step counts. Taurus Think long-term. As a Taurus, you might not always be happy with slow results. But patience
my daily horoscope gives me chills. i’m a wreck right now lolol how they know this
pinkhyunjin:sun in bitch, moon in hoe, slut rising
incorrect48quotes:Jurina: *crouches in the corner of the room and rocks herself back and forth*Sakura: Why is she like this?Kojimako: She looked at the TWICE Horoscope Compatibility and got “not fated” with Sana.
aidolmagz: february 2017 hirate yurina, nagahama neru, kobayashi yui, imaizumi yui, watanabe risa and shida manaka (keyakizaka) for zipper’s horoscope spread
reggiemess: antique-scarecrow: normal-horoscopes:headspace-hotel: dwellerinthelibrary:Meanwhile at the Oriental Institute in Chicago, a demon is trapped at the centre of an Aramaic curse written on an incantation bowl. You can almost hear the tiny,
666grl: u’ve reached a certain level of importance in my life when i look @ ur horoscope when I see astrology posts
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stonermuppet: *reads bae’s horoscopes to understand them better*
normal-horoscopes: bmwiid: axxisse: This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this. A barn rasing: a collective action of
My friends are getting married April 5th and I’m a bridesmaid. The next 2 weeks are going to be all about celebrating. Susan Miller, the horoscope lady who is like almost always right, said I’m gonna be broke as fuq come april. It’s
The horoscope lady that I actually believe sometimes said april was going to be a very trying month. It was actually pretty kick ass except for: I’m broker than I’ve been in years. I ain’t talking to one of my best friends and probably
I’ve been a Pisces my whole life and still never spell that shit right. Spell check is how I get by.
lonelyheartsdeathmetal: musterni-illustrates: ——————— a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase
controlledeuphoria:You know you love someone when you check their horoscope too
saaayuri: Personal 1- How are you? 2- Post a picture of yourself. 3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? 4- What is your entire name? 5- How old are you? 6- Age you get mistaken for: 7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
gayemoji: horoscope: sometimes you be breathinme:me: okay but how did they know that?
I'm a little bit lonely these days
Projected horoscopes of the month
nothing-to-write-home-about: Tumblr horoscopes
musterni-illustrates: ——————— a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where
normal-horoscopes:HERE IS YOUR REMINDER TO TURN OFF BEST STUFF FIRST SO I CAN CONTINUE TO SHOVE CONTENT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FUCKING EYES
5sos horoscope: your thanksgiving date
kitty-in-training: romanovanatalia: #tumblr The only horoscope post that’ll ever be on my blog.
moonysdog: Do you think the wizarding world had wand obsessed people like we have the people obsessed with horoscope? Like imagine “Don’t hang out with him his wand is yew wood.” “That bitch! Well I shouldn’t have expected better. She has a
normal-horoscopes: BOOTY SHORTS WITH REVENGE ON THE BUTT
garashirs: other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope me buying clothes:
normal-horoscopes: shiobookmark: exigencelost: bunjywunjy: yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and
normal-horoscopes:THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]
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argumate:nudityandnerdery:normal-horoscopes::eco-socialism:pyresrpgear:left-reminders:Biden says coronavirus’ impact on health system hasn’t changed his mind on single-payerWhat an absolute piece of shitWhat an absolute piece of shitWhat an
normal-horoscopes: magsgotswags: etakeh: THE FEDS RETREAT. This is so fucking amazing to me. This is an excellent shieldwall. WE HAVE WAR DRUMS AND PHALANXES NOW THE STREETS BELONG TO THE PEOPLE OF PORTLAND TURNS OUT NOTHING UNITES AMERICANS
neurodecadence:normal-horoscopes:weaver-z:badoccultadvice:confusedbyinterface:geeko-sapiens:garbage-empress: lesbian-toddhoward:weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:Lmao I just realized I can prove that reality shifting isn’t real with one single experiment
glumshoe:normal-horoscopes:glumshoe:shining-supernova:glumshoe:I genuinely think this is a great likeness of me and never need to illustrate myself ever again.op are you a bloodborne npcI don’t know enough about bloodborne to answer that question I
normal-horoscopes:official-kircheis:baconmancr:lyingfigure:oh god, they have masked photos in the dataset now, but the generator doesn’t know to not facial features on top of the masksNono that’s her skull from the anonymous donor This is what
normal-horoscopes:testosteronetwink:stupidemogay:stupidemogay:someone on twitter took dirt from a graveyard to curse people who didn’t like their favorite minecraft streamer. i wish i was making this up help this is amazing twitter is finally catching
ishouldbuyasword:normal-horoscopes:[In my alchemy lab using all my beakers and runes attempting to distill the bop back out of the bop shoo bop shoo bop]accidentally spills the bop in my vat of rama lama ding dong. it begins bubbling violently as sirens
normal-horoscopes:dongcroncher:dongcroncher:The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to meChurch: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell
normal-horoscopes:Celtic Mythological Creatures:Fucked up little guyFucked up horseWoman (dead)Woman (Wet)Woman (dead) (wet)WIZARD
normal-horoscopes: bogleech: beebeedibapbeediboop:Medusa and her gargoyle gf Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen
palindromordnilap:normal-horoscopes:evilwizard:superhelltubesusie:evilwizard:binscavenger:evilwizard:mlarayoukai:Sorry babe I’m pondering my orb this weekend. You know how it isi do not think that’s an officially-sanctioned wizard orbwell you’re
normal-horoscopes:You can try to hex Putin but the post-soviet psychotics division will stop you at the border and feed your soul projection to one of those Orthodox monks that lives in a cave and hasn’t talked to a person since 1976
kenfera:normal-horoscopes: hollowtones: hollowtones:FUUUUUUCK!! IMAGINE SWINGING A HUGE THING ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! OK, imagine super nice Trees growing now. My brain is so full of images and wonders
normal-horoscopes:When I was in middle school we would do these weekly things called “Flag Salutes” where the entire school came out to the quad to stand in big ranks and sing patriotic songs. I lived in one of the most conservative counties
dianapocalypse:normal-horoscopes:goldhornsandblackwool:m0ltisanti: biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cellchemists will be like this is a molecule okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks likeThey
the-unseelie-court-official:normal-horoscopes:inneskeeper:the-unseelie-court-official:Wrong answers only, how do you safely deal with the Fae folk?All formal agreements/contracts/deals should be communicated solely through interpretive dance to prevent
normal-horoscopes:You’re gonna see a bunch of thinkpieces in the next few days about how Alex Jones “actually did call a few things correctly.” Let me tell you what that’s fucking unacceptable bullshit:“Alex was right! The
normal-horoscopes:autisticsansa:largishcat:anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me #ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
potentialworlddoomer:normal-horoscopes:damnit-julian:isstinna:BREAKING NEWSI just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!…Oh to
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wtfzodiacsigns:Find a Leo’s weak spot and they’ll show you the greatest pleasure. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope! The gospel truth. ;)
redhead-888: ladyoffire814: wtfzodiacsigns: WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope! Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Libra, Virgo, Leo, Cancer, Gemini, Taurus, and Aries Very true🔥♌️🔥 Absofuckinglutely 💋🐾 ^^^True story
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