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ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
sereneisley: I sent my friend this pic saying i felt like a super hero or villain. He replied, “The difference between heroes and villains is how much fun they have. Jesus, you look like you would have a lot of fun.” A true super hero in my book.
wank-stains: royalteens: jesus did not die for this He should have this is amazing
saiyan-of-royal-blood:livingabovetherest: saiyan-of-royal-blood: I mean who doesn’t have stretch marks? Although I like to refer mine as beast marks lol These are the most basass fucking pictures holy shit you are massive Hahah thanks man but I’m
nakedinasnowsuit:nakedinasnowsuit:I just fell down a rabbit hole of bad relationships and red flags disguised as D/s and Jesus fucking christ what is wrong with these women Seriously I just read a post that was like “he’s poly and I’m
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr her link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes oh my god her blog is perf MY OVARIES
ivoryunknown: gheeky: spritekid: reaha: nekama: oh there goes my self esteem is that a real boy no does anyone else think he looks like a flawless vampire yes ahh yes I see it Jesus fuck
everything-is-stickers: seeeaaann: kkeiju: bugjuic3: oh my god He fucking nailed like every single one I’m dying The system of a down one tho sweet jesus
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this . DON'T IGNORE THIS. The Bible says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
lightworship: daddys-little-pornstar: Oh my god what is he the hulk jesus Ha! Far from it…
acoolguy: bunjywunjy: m–ood: Harvesting carrots. jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
christianborles: thatcrazywhoviangirl: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. at first i was
fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
canado: that-awkward-moment-when-i: bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
sereneisley: I sent my friend this pic saying i felt like a super hero or villain. He replied, “The difference between heroes and villains is how much fun they have. Jesus, you look like you would have a lot of fun.”
sereneisley:I sent my friend this pic saying i felt like a super hero or villain. He replied, “The difference between heroes and villains is how much fun they have. Jesus, you look like you would have a lot of fun.”
mikemamazingcum: cjbangerz: kinkybitchkat: Hawt…. So very Hawt… 🐾💋 Jesus Christ… Made me cum just watching it. Mmmm he stole my technique 👀teasing the thighs is a key to make her drip
