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cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr her link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes oh my god her blog is perf MY OVARIES
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
48 and going strong. He’s my Jesus. I love whooping on young strong 20 yearolds all day. Last week I was in the gym and this kid called me pops. I am 31. Oh I put a hurtin on him. Old school is the best school.
argentvagabond: arizonagunguy: medic981: You see Ivan…. Enemy can not aim through tears. Jesus.Seeing the wedding ring was interesting. Cause you know he played this for his wife. Wherever she is. According to the video cnn did on this guy back
aplethoraofmen: Jesus Holy Fucking Shit!!! Is that real? I’d like to find out! He can fuck me any time
iheartchaos: Darth Vader is no match for… JESUS I wonder how Darth Vader would feel if he had to pay Child Support
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
drclairefraser: chilledzayn: obsessionsequalfandoms: untitledce: x Jesus HOMEBOY IS BUSTIN OUTTA THAT SHIRT DOE #dear santa: please guarantee me that no one will ever tell this man what size shirt he really wears
reywallker:and in unrelated news, the catholic church has just published a canonical addition to the bible in which it is revealed that jesus christ has actually been working for the devil for the past two thousand years. “hail satan,” he says at
:feministism:they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.Everyone going off in the notes about how this is taken out of context has really never read the gospels have they Jesus flipped tables because He was pissed
saharatha: jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy,
zestuali: engimemeing: the verse just makes this better though Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?” “Most people rejected his message, they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” This man is a hero
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
hypnopabinia: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: gallusrostromegalus: 5jahre: This reply is so funny to me Jesus Christ I CACKLED. I SANG IT TO MY HUSBAND. HE CACKLED AS WELL. YES Welp, finally there’s a second verse to “When you swim in the sea
zooophagous: electoralcollege: An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable I
brunhiddensmusings:funnytwittertweets:in fact it explicitly says casting your son out of the house is how you get the almighty bitchslap of divine disapprovalit then talks about how jesus spent time weaving a leather whip because he was about to unleash
megsesvids: arsenicfox: saharatha: jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is
broodingsoul: Between the chest hair, the arm veins, and the fact that he’s bulked down and is more lean and muscular, I think I just need to lay down and wait for Jesus.
laina: queernuck: If your Christianity has no room for trans people, you’re a worthless fucking Christian. Jesus told his disciples to love one another UNCONDITIONALLY!!! just as He loves us. there is NO room for hate, intolerance, or judgement.
ask-von-the-kirin: savaage-nymph: Holy jesus on a pogo stick.Guys, have you ever noticed Riku dual wields? for like 0.3 sec. there, but he does. No but, really. Look at this: Here Sora is lending his keyblade to Riku. Notice how Sora’s hands are free:
acoolguy: bunjywunjy: m–ood: Harvesting carrots. jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam
sereneisley: I sent my friend this pic saying i felt like a super hero or villain. He replied, “The difference between heroes and villains is how much fun they have. Jesus, you look like you would have a lot of fun.”
skynohoshi: skynohoshi: When a Anime Fan Plays WWE jesus fucking christ, what is this fucking trash he’s onto me now
gryzio: closetextrovert: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. at first i was then i was like
fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
therealkatebishop:seadeepspaceontheside:cygnaut:ronchronchronch:comicsalliance:POLL: WHO SHOULD MAGNETO HOOK UP WITH IN HIS ‘LAST DAYS’?yes, Charles is an option. (And he’s winning.)Still laughing about the comments on this.charles pls jesus, y’all
ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
embodyilluminati: When Jesus was asked to define the greatest of all laws, he replied by saying that the greatest of all commandments was “Love ye one another”. Certainly there is no method by which we can prove our love for our fellow man more perfectly
biblogdude: There is NO way~ Jesus!!! To bad he didn’t take it all the way in.
hellabaka: knifeandlighter: tunabatter: hellabaka: the best thing that has come out of the chat feature so far, thank you @tunabatter lol, your welcome i suppose. jesus fucking CHRIST i still dont know who nathan fillion is tho he’s uh Mal
daddylovesboys: Fuck jesus that is one sweet lil ass on him. And I love how he’s teasing me with his pussy.
rahleighroll: fiztheancient: funhousediamond: doesn’t this girl have enough characters? Or is this, hopefully, an older one? its a 30 year old man, not a girl jesus christ he’s using something from lauren as an (awful) watermark i don’t even
kanevixen: riddle-my-hiddles: JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR PORN How is this so hot?! He’s putting clothes ON!!!
ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win. AHAHAHAHAHA THIS
thedenofravenpuff: 2mahnas: nightguardmod: ponyway: According to Christianity, the bible is the word of God. So, not only God has made a fan fiction of his own creation, the guy’s so vain that he also put in his own self-insert gary stu Jesus as
magickinmundane: westernsocietyfucked100years: victor-victorian: victor-victorian: I can’t wait for Jesus to come back so he can drive the Merchants of Death out of Congress with a bullwhip this is fucking powerful 👏👏👏
three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
princesshamlet:princesshamlet:as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man
beggars-opera:princesshamlet:as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
jointedlou: tuna-lord: I had a quiz in sacraments today, but I didn’t know the answers so I just put Jesus is always the answer and my teacher gave me 1 point because he liked the drawing. This about gave me a heart attack
fantastic-tardis: boater—cycles: fluffattack: jensenacklesruinedmylife: thenerdangels: Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere! #ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD #ACTUAL MOM #HE JUST PUTS IT
lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
gringaxtears: I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of his 18 year old
ronsucks23: magnetic–blue: Gorgeous, sorry the quality isn’t better. o.o Jesus fucking christ this is hot!!! The way he grabs her stomach and rubs it and the way her huge fucking tits hang… Truly beautiful!!
samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE
sherlockplaysbeemowithsamanddean: kanevixen: riddle-my-hiddles: JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR PORN How is this so hot?! He’s putting clothes ON!!! i’ve been staring at this for a whole 60 seconds
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
doped-on-dopamine: jesus-slippers: This is A+ story telling. He’s mastered the art of hilarious nonchalance. I am crying
canado: that-awkward-moment-when-i: bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
disneyismyescape: imusicalminji: batmanpanties: YES. YES. OMFG. GUYS. JUST. YES. THANK YOU, JESUS CHRIST. Jessica is one of my favorite cartoon ladies. “Because he makes me laugh”
only-the-best-gay-clips: joshausland: Who is the top. He’s so hot. Jesus!!!!!
thetrueheartless: moochwashere: HOLY SHIT IS HE JESUS? this shit too fishy
