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doped-on-dopamine: jesus-slippers: This is A+ story telling. He’s mastered the art of hilarious nonchalance. I am crying
dialga: wahol-a-cola: grooseman: He got himself a new ride i cant believe that fucking rp post is still GOiNG AROUND JESUS CHRIST lmFAO
thebuttkingpost: pybun: sportarobbiecentral: This is why we can’t take him out in public. jesus, magnus Oh my god he’s actually sportacus
glitter-rebellion: nerdy-king-of-hell: My biggest issue here is that he smokes Camel Crush….-10 cool points Considering I’m your lover and that’s what I smoke when on the rare occasion you let me I’m going to go with…. Jesus fucking Christ
volatilequeen: aniyalatah: boofbagbandito: imsoshive: where he find these coon ass ppl …..what…..is this….. Jesus fix it
uusui: sadpot: iS ANYONE ELSE SCARED OF KOUJAKUS FEET????? HIS TOES ARE LIKE FINGERS FUCKING HE CAN PROBABLY PICK THINGS UP WITH THOSE JESUS CHRIST HES A FUCKING HALF MONKEY MAN
undie-fan-99: I came across this set earlier today of this hot country boy! Jesus, he’s hot as fuck! (part 1 of 4) **NOTE** This is the entire set, but if you want a copy of the whole set, email me at undiefan99@gmail.com Edit (04/17/2017): This
bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus wtf i think your dad just defied
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr her link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes oh my god her blog is perf MY OVARIES
beaucouptropjeunepourmourir: softboycollective: starllex:mysharona1987:And this matters…how?Jesus. Holy fucking shit it’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they’re demonizing black people this is evil does it matter if he had a criminal
theasterkid: negritaaa: “diet nigga”help me jesus Who is he 😂😂😂 Hannibal Burress
txcwbysexy: daddyfortwinksnjocks: Fuck jesus and his disciples! This 20 year old “straight” baseball player from South Carolina is just fucking dreamy! He’s dressed in Daddy’s favourite attire! I could just have him sit on my face and smother
blackladyjeanvaljean: three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this I cried at this when I was a kid
cartoonpolitics: “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without
plotprincessss: the-nude-nerd: plotprincessss: So because my boyfriend is light skin, you dumb fucks think he’s white? Jesus Christ…. I get the same messages… -_- Like people really forget there are light skin black people like ??? Wtf Yes
cartoonpolitics: “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without
austni: jesus christ, look. ANOTHER animation mistake see how rapunzel is spinning the pan and it hits her face and he jumps back like “ow that hurt” but see how it restarts again right after that, and it just keeps going on for hours and hours i
fantastic-tardis: boater—cycles: fluffattack: jensenacklesruinedmylife: thenerdangels: Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere! #ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD #ACTUAL MOM #HE JUST PUTS IT
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
itsjustsubtext: okay but - an episode where a witch casts a spell on Dean and ironically it is a love potion, in which he acts all lovey dovey around everyone including his brother and “Jesus, Dean! Stop complimenting my hair you HATE my hair no no
fractured-destiny: self-sustaining: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. at first i was then
thatsmetal55: applepie3399: twelvegauge85: Size. Kiiiiiiink. I’ve never been into the size kink before but damn I love it how Starscream’s whole torso is the size of Megatron’s arm. Sweet jesus. I never realized he was THAT much smaller than
kitsnicketts: blood-on-black-roses: kitsnicketts: this fuckin movie jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has
hungdudes: Huge Swedish guy from dick.net, he has a big one, but jesus does the guy need to eat a sandwich. Far too bony. Noone’s asking for someone to become a fatass, but this guy is pushing towards anorexia.
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
tikaka: sophie-bennettt: taykash: panasonicyouth: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. at
three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
mlmcare: dolphin-jesus: mlmcare: scarecrowjunkrat: mlmcare: My boyfriend a coat explain Wraps around me, keeps me warm Flaw: he could also be a cloak How is this a flaw. I am now the grand high gay, most stylish wizard in all the land
cokainephilosophy: icurvelames: myloveff: moonandsunff: enchvntedjas: snatchingyofav: This is the realest shit ever …. 💯 💯 🙌 preach! This!!!!! Obama isnt jesus he cant fix everything Deadass
iztac-coatl:gringaxtears:I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of his
glossyma: Basically 9 more GIFs of Niall that ruin my life
ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
mascbttmboy26: sexuallymismatched: bumfinger: Oh sweet Jesus!!! What he said lovely leather teddy!! Damn she is sexy!
richard-is-bored: giveyourselftothedarkside: What you got an ATM on that torso of yours lightbrite “Oh jesus, he’s crying!”
curlsandnips: niallslave: Everytime I think Zayn is going to say happy birthday to one of his bandmates, he pulls a fast one on us and it’s dedicates it to someone else. Watch Zayn say happy birthday to Jesus instead of Louis on his birthday.
redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole This post is now 80% better.
iztac-coatl: gringaxtears: I am very upset, yet not surprised, that this horrific story is not receiving much media coverage. A White terrorist goes on racist xenophobic attack. First, he kills a father—40 year old Jesus Manso-Perez, in front of
kingjaffejoffer: b1tchpudding109: tmodm19: Swallowed a cell phone. jesus is that an iphone? Bae was about to look at his text messages and he had to call an audible.
shiraae: i swear all garrus has to do is tilt his head a certain way and jesus i fucking melt into PUTTY he goes from to and i can’t even deal
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
safeword: workneverover: Yes, that is correct. “Only the Handsome Will Survive” Styled & Directed by Vadim Galaganov for GQ Style Russia oh sweet jesus he’s glorious please notice the wheelchair thank youuuuuuuu disabled subs ftw so hot
andiecast: could you imagine jesus coming back to earth one day and walking into someone’s house to see this pic: and he just goes “who in the fuck is that??”
do-not-sit-on-the-hat: fruitsofharvest: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
hhumanoid: je-ameliore: chemicallkid: justpiercetheveilalready: a-jar-of-pain: love-food-music: its funny how people still think this song is about self harm. Its about this girl he loved who had an illness. ^ THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO
sundy: I want to thank not only god but jesus for the fact that Louis is not wearing a tank top, I love those but it’s nice to see other clothes every once in a while! Lmao oh Justin, he did us good for something
tokey-mon: dudepussy: nosa-jj: I decided to grow my hair out and now I have this superman curl thing goin on but its ok This dude is hot to death. One of the very hottest dudes I have ever seen. He should be a fitness model and actor. Holy Jesus.
goldenxpvssy: cokainephilosophy: icurvelames: myloveff: moonandsunff: enchvntedjas: snatchingyofav: This is the realest shit ever …. 💯 💯 🙌 preach! This!!!!! Obama isnt jesus he cant fix everything Deadass Nobody ever wanna give
