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just-shower-thoughts:Christians believe that Jesus is going to come back. If he actually did, nobody would believe him
kanevixen: riddle-my-hiddles: JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR PORN How is this so hot?! He’s putting clothes ON!!!
a-sphodel: wank-stains: royalteens: jesus did not die for this He should have this is amazing i have been laughIGN AT THIS GIF FOR SEVENTY TWO DAYS AND FOUR HOURS
fantastic-tardis: boater—cycles: fluffattack: jensenacklesruinedmylife: thenerdangels: Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere! #ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD #ACTUAL MOM #HE JUST PUTS IT
odins-one-eyed-fuck: ladyintheoutfield: fannishminded: kabukers: sodii: mrclarinet: Close enough…? BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING. HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much
rebelsong: beckersher: ironnman: #JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE #it’s ok he can just yell
three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
haveahiddles: lokihiddleston: His legs. His damn legs. He even sits like a whore IN THE CAR. HOW? WHY? THE DASHBOARD IS NOWHERE NEAR YOUR PRECIOUS KNEES. Jesus Christ on a cracker… this man will kill me someday.
drclairefraser: chilledzayn: obsessionsequalfandoms: untitledce: x Jesus HOMEBOY IS BUSTIN OUTTA THAT SHIRT DOE #dear santa: please guarantee me that no one will ever tell this man what size shirt he really wears
canado: that-awkward-moment-when-i: bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
lovelynemesis: Oooooh! Shiny ♡ - Jesus, I am convinced that suit was spray painted onto him… that is the only way he got ALL of that to fit in there.
doped-on-dopamine: jesus-slippers: This is A+ story telling. He’s mastered the art of hilarious nonchalance. I am crying
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
that-awkward-moment-when-i: bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus wtf
lornem: hobbit-queen: notecec: Yes, this is Gilbert Godfried reading lines from your favorite video games. I would have died if he did Liquid Snake’s lines in the entire game. JESUS
:feministism:they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.Everyone going off in the notes about how this is taken out of context has really never read the gospels have they Jesus flipped tables because He was pissed
kitsnicketts: blood-on-black-roses: kitsnicketts: this fuckin movie jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has
manywinged:funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they’re like “oh my god he’s so pathetic and ugly i can’t bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ.” so they
sopranomonroe: this-is-mysuperwholockd-design: flashakaviolet: serenakenobi: Best cosplay ever. Ever. Give this man a movie. *throws movies at him* oh my JESUS I am so fucking hyped for this series. He’s such a good Joker. It’s like the comic
If you believe in Jesus Christ Re-blog this . DON'T IGNORE THIS. the bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of his father in the gates of heaven. this is the simplest test.
If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T IGNORE THIS. The bible says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of His father in the gates of heaven. This is the simplest test.
a-jar-of-pain: love-food-music: its funny how people still think this song is about self harm. Its about this girl he loved who had an illness. ^ THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY ABOUT FUCKING CHRIST !
ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
bootyguarcl: lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus wtf i think your dad just defied
iamobviouslylocked: bakerstreetbabes: stravaganza: cumberbuddy: aristophrenic: #whoa whoa whoa EXCUSE ME wait what Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy what a gifset. He’s putting him to sleep… Jesus what is wrong with you people. #sob WHO SAID YOU
austni: jesus christ, look. ANOTHER animation mistake see how rapunzel is spinning the pan and it hits her face and he jumps back like “ow that hurt” but see how it restarts again right after that, and it just keeps going on for hours and hours i
jethroq: thewomanfromitaly: smitethepatriarchy: widebooty: LOL JESUS 100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+. this girl is my hero how did that dude not realize he was being made fun of?
shitloadsofwrestling: nuclearbummer: LEGO Jesus, the fans’ reactions are so amazing. That first gif makes it look like he just poured sharks out of the bag. this is evil
andreaschoice: anniedai: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. Holy holy
missharpersworld: as-the-world-falls-down: three-trapped-tigers: boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjw9ms watch the epsiode
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest girl on tumblr her link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes oh my god her blog is perf MY OVARIES
spoonsdammit: Fucksake. (apparently there is a red car in this picture, but I’m a bit focussed on something else). Jesus, he’s horny.
tacobellflow: kurloser: mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY you know he dead
archangeltwoone: atac-wolfe: bubbalicious28: ronin134: ederos: ronin134: blutspan: i need this. For reasons. What he said ^ What brand of carrier is that? I dont know bro. Anyone^? So I can tumblr while I gunblr Sweet Jesus 😁 NAME THAT
americanmerlin: lucys-diamondz: scowlyowlie: Oh, this is the best thing I have ever seen. I guess you could call this, The Last Cup. jesus got mad arch or he’s gonna miss that cup.
jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
bandskeepmealive: je-ameliore: chemicallkid: justpiercetheveilalready: a-jar-of-pain: love-food-music: its funny how people still think this song is about self harm. Its about this girl he loved who had an illness. ^ THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY SOMEONE
internallysmiling: ill-keepyourheartbeating: britishcunt: take-us-now: king-for-a-fucking-day: thismeansathing: OMFG. HIS HAND. HOW EASY HE MOVES IT. this is better than the porn of tumblr OMG All guitarists can do this with no problem, Jesus
redvedev: kurt-l-fahrenheit: paredolia: momanddadaism: jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck no it’s ok, pooh had it coming shit wow what a douche yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole This post is now 80% better.
lavalamp-of-epicness: I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it. He brought it to school today and I’m just- how is all of that frickin sugar? holy jesus
sith-timelord: masonthegrey: nsrrenard: fununyuns: baddragonborn: youflamingidiots: merrycake: harleboss: baron-kriminel: japanese spengbab is moe as fuck. oh my GOD spongebob……. He’s also Ling Tong. SPIUNGEBABBU Jesus what japanese
samandriel: passthecocaine: samandriel: when i saw lincoln, people in the theater were crying when he was assassinated and i was like wtf there is no way you went into that movie not expecting that JESUS CHRIST TAG YOUR SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT THE
hippiesispunkz: relukethedevil: morepayne: Their faces during miley’s performance omfg guy behind harry askin the jesus god and the holy spirit what he’d done to deserve this rihanna is judging her i cant stop laughing helP
crip-jesus: another-hormonal-teenager: jehovahhthickness: theundeadleone: jehovahhthickness: Looking for my Alexis Me too, sis Alexis is literally goals for men he was raised right Shiiid I need me an Alexis too lol
