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I met Jesus tonight. Little known fact: Jesus is a pseudonym. His real name is Kevin. Littler known fact: He likes to dance.
itstessy: preppyandclassy: lost-moonlight: finding-shanti: fapwizard: nonesense-world: this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever hollllllllllly. Holy sweet baby jesus He looks like dave franco Omg No he fucking does not he’s even better
bluehairedmullet: HE WANTED TO TOUCH AOBA’S HAIR SO BAD BUT HE STOPPED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WOULD MAKE AOBA UNCOMFORTABLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANNOT HANDLE THIS IT IS THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
slagarthefox: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
jakemalik: twerkin-4-jesus: jakemalik: my friend is high on painkillers and i’m trying to talk to him on skype and all he’s been doing is rub his face with a ruler for the last 20 minutes he looks 7 7 year olds need painkillers too
dogdazed: Interior dialogue: “Jesus he’s twenty, Chris! He’s more than half your age, he doesn’t want to go out for brunch. Just ask. Worst he could say is no”. Spoiler alert, they go out for brunch.
spermbanked: princess-daisy: spermbanked: treehaver: what if jesus was a bear instead of a twink Jesus wasn’t a twink he was otter trade What is this History class
oolongearlgrey: jesus-lizard-journal: dinuguan: hell yeah #HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE. “This is mission control. What’s your status, moon ape?” “oo”
kawaiiserket: devotedcrow: wow andrew hussie is really sexist i mean jesus look at how weak he makes the females how can anyone say he isnt sexist oh wow and how cowardly he makes them how frail and weak never have i seen anything more sexist
eee-in: oolongearlgrey: jesus-lizard-journal: dinuguan: hell yeah #HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE. “This is mission control. What’s your status, moon ape?” “oo” oh that’s just great so now we’re
yoursus: meechonmars: lyjerria: exstntl: 11-11-1992: napkong: ∆$ This is probably what jesus looks like forreal ^first time I actually agree when someone tries to give an actualized perception of Jesus he’s so beautiful. It’s insane jesus.
whoopsrobots: oolongearlgrey: jesus-lizard-journal: dinuguan: hell yeah #HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE. “This is mission control. What’s your status, moon ape?” “oo” Imagine the aliens finding
duncanisideal: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
sarahsquirrels: nocrimeinthewasteland: IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING. The way he gives it away when he’s done. Holy sweet baby Jesus, that’s adorable. The second gif is always my favorite
mrscalypsojackson: chasingmclean: mrscalypsojackson: wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus i’m so done let fish jesus set you free.
another-sadistic-dom: goat-reich24: another-sadistic-dom:grab her by the throat and make her look at you while she cums church is free!! jesus loves all of you❤️ grab jesus by the throat and make him look at you while he cums
another-sadistic-dom: goat-reich24: another-sadistic-dom: grab her by the throat and make her look at you while she cums church is free!! jesus loves all of you❤️ grab jesus by the throat and make him look at you while he cums
lampurple replied to your post: So do you know how the fandom says Levi is French? Idk, I personally think he’s Greek since his name is from Hebrew origins. I think he could pass off as a Jewish Greek man. Considering what Jesus Camp is about,
babybustershorts:scoutforth:This is Daniel Norris. He’s from Tennessee and is currently a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He shaves with an axe, lives in a van, loves Jesus, and drinks a lot of coffee. I’m swooning.
frustrational: meechonmars: lyjerria: exstntl: 11-11-1992: napkong: ∆$ This is probably what jesus looks like forreal ^first time I actually agree when someone tries to give an actualized perception of Jesus he’s so beautiful. It’s insane
ugglyyy: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t
ladragonaria: professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” Is the Space
the-cringe-channel: goudie300: wrobbiewroughtten: fireb0y: All that for some fucking foot pics Jesus Christ I almost wish he was telling the truth just so that he wouldn’t be in the gene pool is that a sonic the hedgehog icon jesus christ What
christ-our-glory: Luke 11:1-13 (NLT)Once Jesus was in a certain place praying. As he finished, one of his disciples came to him and said, “Lord, teach us to pray, just as John taught his disciples.” Jesus said, “This is how you should pray: “Father,
throbinhood: my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have where he blinks when you move him and if you angle it right he’ll wink oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
pissvortex:reallyreallyreallytrying:christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
reallyreallyreallytrying:christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
vaginal-kimchi: t-jumblr: knottedodyssey: I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE jesus is PISSED it’s not FIG SEASON he’s PREPARING TO DIE so he curses a fucking tree. you child. Go home Jesus. You’re
braindamnage: I don’t even know what they’re saying.But Jesus fucKING CHRIST, HAVE YOU SEEN AKAASHI ??UGH.IT’S UNFAIR.HE ISN’T EVEN REAL.WHY IS HE SO PRETTY ??!!!This is… the first time I see him in a casual look and. he’s perfect. And everyone
meechonmars: lyjerria: exstntl: 11-11-1992: napkong: ∆$ This is probably what jesus looks like forreal ^first time I actually agree when someone tries to give an actualized perception of Jesus he’s so beautiful. It’s insane jesus.
mkhunterz: ssjdebusk: nerd-in-the-tardis: (x) I finally figured out what it is about this interview I enjoy. This is Misha Collins when he doesn’t really like you. His answers, yes he’s sick and jesus does he do his best but Larry King interrupts
biblelockscreens: Better yet, He when He sees you, He sees His Son. You are covered by the blood of Jesus, washed clean, made new. The old is gone, the new has come! Walk in this truth today! ❤️ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
scoutforth: This is Daniel Norris. He’s from Tennessee and is currently a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He shaves with an axe, lives in a van, loves Jesus, and drinks a lot of coffee. I’m swooning.
5-1-5-o: scoutforth:This is Daniel Norris. He’s from Tennessee and is currently a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. He shaves with an axe, lives in a van, loves Jesus, and drinks a lot of coffee. I’m swooning. I am in love
this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever hollllllllllly. Holy sweet baby jesus He looks like dave franco Omg No he fucking does not he’s even better *breaks reblog button* OH MYYY 😍 I’m in love D: WHO IS THAT GUY? I think
noise-wave: Jesús Barrero, remarkable Latin american voice actor dies at 58.This is a very sad day for me and for every Spanish speaking anime fan. The legendary Mexican voice actor Jesús Barrero has lost his battle against cancer. He was one of the
eva-unitxvx: emptylungsblindeyes: History lesson. The image on the left is the Petrine Cross. It is called this because Peter believe he was unworthy to be crucified like Jesus was in the upright position so he requested to be crucified upside down.
homojabi:I just saw someone refer to Muslim-majority countries/Muslims as “Jesus-deprived” so I’d just like to remind everyone that Jesus is a prophet in Islam and just because we don’t worship him doesn’t mean he’s not important and significant
linrenzo: zrunkinlove: michaeljacksonsdick: thexscape: michaelmakesmewet: michaeljacksonsdick: myinspirationmj: AMA, 1981 IS THAT JESUS BEHIND DIANA?! He looking like he saying ” father mike is slayin me with this red sparkly ass sweater “
