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agelfeygelach: mewtwoofficial: savesthebrian: kavaeric: the-impersonal-akigawa: dampsandwich: good news he looks super proud like ‘ur goddamn right’ you go man you go Camo turban Anyone who serves a country so that I can practice religion
jose-md: the-impersonal-akigawa: dampsandwich: good news he looks super proud like ‘ur goddamn right’ you go man you go As a conservative that’s not full of shit, prepare for the wrath of the incoming flood of “HOW DARE THEY DESECRATE THE
no-shep-without-vakarian: dampsandwich: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT. What people don’t know is this was actually a bit of friendly banter between the two. Marc used to be an anchor or some such with Fox, and still frequently comes on as
tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with you in bed either yu-gi-ow
fucking-niallh0ran: apain4payne: dampsandwich: taimondo: friedmangosantas: lokis-guardian-angel: shortbrunetteandsnarky: rennerific: dampsandwich: why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long why is the word ‘long’ so short why is the word
heyassbutt-no: dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals” FUCK U THEY’RE MINE Omfg
rupindah: dampsandwich: quazza: dampsandwich: what has four legs but doesnt move A TABLE what has 4 legs and doesn’t care about this joke? me what kind of human are you…. A HUMAN WITHOUT HUMOR wait he has 4 legs
cyberthug13: dampsandwich: you’re cant believe user dampsandwich made a post w/ me in it
gayleaf: dampsandwich: dampsandwich: life would be so much easier if my parents were blind and deaf and dead [camera zooms in dramatically]
dampsandwich: Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
dampsandwich: kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
dampsandwich: she blocked me on twitter, facebook, instagram, formspring, myspace, msn, youtube, and google+. however she forgot to block me on neopets. i plan on sending her some virtual roses
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich: my entire life has gone downhill since finding out that you can’t lay on a cloud
dampsandwich: raw
dampsandwich: i blog because i didnt get enough attention as a child
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped Plot twist: we do
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
dampsandwich: swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
dampsandwich: whats algaebra? doesnt the little mermaid wear that?
dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
dampsandwich: tip: avoiding feeling stupid when someone doesnt text you back by never texting anyone first
dampsandwich: if i open my mouth please stop me
dampsandwich: a four year old has 104k followers on instagram i give up i give up on everything
dampsandwich: *gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
dampsandwich: what the hell am i supposed to do with all this snow
dampsandwich: WEED is BAD. Smoke ONE weed and you WILL be gay, your house WILL burn down and you WILL die
dampsandwich: oh my god unf………….ollowed
dampsandwich: this makes me happy
dampsandwich: to the window. to the wall. to the living room. to the front door. goodbye friends i am gone
dampsandwich: tip: avoid feeling stupid when someone doesnt text you back by never texting anyone first
dampsandwich: i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
dampsandwich: *gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa Help
dampsandwich: the return of rave dad
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture
dampsandwich: hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dampsandwich: you’re
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