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dampsandwich: umm wtf? i keep trying to type my password but the letters keep turning into black dots
dampsandwich: Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
dampsandwich: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
dampsandwich: athomewithgaymione: OH NOOOOO!!!! AN ADULT OVER THE AGE OF TWENTY ONE WHO HAS BEEN OUT OF A CONTRACT WITH A COMPANY AIMED AT CHILDREN FOR AT LEAST THREE YEARS IS MAKING HER OWN DECISIONS ABOUT HER HEALTH AND LIFESTYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dampsandwich: *writes one sentence of an essay* *refreshes dashboard*
dampsandwich: sometimes im scrollin the dash and i see my icon out of the corner of my eye and i think to myself “wow who is this guy, he must be really fuckin awesome” and then i realize its actually me and im right
dampsandwich: whats algaebra? doesnt the little mermaid wear that?
dampsandwich: blog so hard i need a seat belt on my computer chair
dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
dampsandwich: Ex was hungry so i FedEx
dampsandwich: my native american name would be Goes On Internet
dampsandwich: i’m not crying i’m cosplaying a fountain
dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
dampsandwich: what the fuck are u gonna do about it
dampsandwich: i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby
dampsandwich:my own face pisses me off
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
dampsandwich: beep beep
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good 😍
dampsandwich: if ur a guy and u touch ur own penis ur gay. sorry i dont make the rules
dampsandwich: shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing
dampsandwich: mom i don’t wanna go to school today i don’t feel good
dampsandwich: raw
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dampsandwich: I love every single one of you except for some of you
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website
dampsandwich: a glimpse of heaven
dampsandwich: Fight me you pussy
dampsandwich: i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
dampsandwich: im gonna make out with myself tonight
dampsandwich: my own face pisses me off
dampsandwich: oh my god unf………….ollowed
dampsandwich: it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich:mom i don’t wanna go to school today i don’t feel good
dampsandwich: if our computers could talk they would probably say something along the lines of “…please…..turn me….off….”
dampsandwich: tell your mom she left her yugioh deck at my house last night
dampsandwich: :( “turn that frown upside down” ):
dampsandwich: i welcome everyone to prove that im not batman
dampsandwich: i personally dont give a shit where waldo is
dampsandwich: sticks and stones will break my bones because i am a weak ass nerd
dampsandwich: why isnt there a movie called “ball hog” starring a basketball playing pig that never passes
dampsandwich: if i could fly i would ask all sorts of girls out and if they rejected me i would be like “Ur missin out” and fly away and she would look at me flying away and be like “wow I’m missin out”
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: my parents are getting increasingly angry that the cream cheese keeps disappearing out of the fridge. which is funny because its me. i did it. i keep eating all the cream cheese
dampsandwich: u can do it lil guy
dampsandwich: i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture
