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dampsandwich: the return of rave dad
dampsandwich: hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website
dampsandwich: emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good
dampsandwich: i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby
dampsandwich: tip: avoid feeling stupid when someone doesnt text you back by never texting anyone first
dampsandwich: i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture
dampsandwich: what are you reading right now? perhaps youre reading this post
dampsandwich: i blog because i didnt get enough attention as a child
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: thanks for the sunglasses bitch
dampsandwich: i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich: look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
dampsandwich: heheheheh
dampsandwich: sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going
dampsandwich: *gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
dampsandwich: its fucked up how planes can fly without flapping their wings
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
dampsandwich: hey there. youre probably wondering why the hell im duct taped to the ceiling
dampsandwich: kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
dampsandwich: umm wtf? i keep trying to type my password but the letters keep turning into black dots
dampsandwich: u can do it lil guy
dampsandwich: beep beep
dampsandwich: Fight me you pussy
dampsandwich: unfollow me if you think rape jokes are funny
dampsandwich: kinshishi: radstah: im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again i’m going to fucking PUKE puke? this is funny as hell llllllllmao NEFERTITTIES
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website But it is not this day!
