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dampsandwich: pinchelady: cheeziespaz: connoririshwright: dancingintheseshadows: kcatwmyb This is Kenny. He’s a white tiger with down syndrome. He is so precious!!!!! Holy shit I didn’t know animals got Down Syndrome most people don’t know
dampsandwich: i’ll be taking that back thanks
dampsandwich: mama no quiero ir a clase no me siento bien
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
dampsandwich: sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going
dampsandwich: what the hell am i supposed to do with all this snow
dampsandwich: goddessoftheinternet: the internet is a place for angry people shut the hell up
dampsandwich: i’m so ANGRY *punches a hole in the wall* MOM MY HAND
dampsandwich: metalpants: doppletheganger: Nice try. my brain exploded from the cuteness what an idiot wheres the nearest pet store
dampsandwich: no i’m sorry i can’t eat animal crackers, i’m vegan
dampsandwich: I would take a bullet for me
dampsandwich: WEED is BAD. Smoke ONE weed and you WILL be gay, your house WILL burn down and you WILL die
dampsandwich: i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about all the chocolate milk i’m not drinking
dampsandwich: bye february you piece of shit
dampsandwich: hey can i interest you in *slides you my business card* shutting the hell up?
dampsandwich: heheheheh
dampsandwich: swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
dampsandwich: Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
dampsandwich: if ur stressed out go outside and lay in the grass and feel the coolness of the dew on your skin and look at the sky and breathe deeply…ur not alone…there are aliens up there somewhere watching us and i guarantee you they have their
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
dampsandwich: *gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
dampsandwich: if i open my mouth please stop me
dampsandwich: hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
dampsandwich: are you a parking ticket cause i want you off my dashboard
dampsandwich: stressed spelled backwards is desserts
dampsandwich: *writes one sentence of an essay* *refreshes dashboard*
dampsandwich: you shut your GODDAMN mouth when you’re talking to me
dampsandwich: “no one ever understands me…” i whispered in portuguese
dampsandwich: and the oscar for being leonardi dicaprio goes to…. tina fey
dampsandwich: i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby
dampsandwich: i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
dampsandwich: i will follow you into hell weird ghost cat thing
dampsandwich: u can do it lil guy
dampsandwich: GOD mom i HATE YOU!!!!! can i have 20 bucks
dampsandwich: i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
dampsandwich: whenever i use the computer i wear sunglasses cause the government might be watching me through my webcam and i dont want them thinking im not cool
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich: emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website
dampsandwich: last nigga that called me gay got his dick sucked
dampsandwich: sorry what did u say? couldnt hear you over my 58 followers
dampsandwich: OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY
