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dampsandwich: still waiting on a follow back from staff
dampsandwich: consult your doctor, shutting the hell up could be right for you
dampsandwich: my entire life has gone downhill since finding out that you can’t lay on a cloud
dampsandwich: i’m proud to announce that i never went through a scene phase, because THIS IS NOT A PHASE MOM GOD SHUT MY DOOR
dampsandwich: if youre afraid of spiders ask yourself this one simple question. Have you ever even seen one do a push up? exactly
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
dampsandwich: setbabiesonfire: thepoliticalfreakshow: To anyone who doesn’t think that America’s justice system isn’t corrupt and racist, look no further than these two headlines from this week. Look at that cop fucking grilling him like he
dampsandwich: the return of rave dad
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
dampsandwich: *gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
dampsandwich: emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good
dampsandwich: are you a parking ticket cause i want you off my dashboard
dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
dampsandwich: i blog because i didnt get enough attention as a child
dampsandwich: a guide on how not to be an asshole
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich: i don’t want a fax machine, i want a facts machine. knowledge is power
dampsandwich: anonymous compliments feel the best because you know they aren’t trying to gain anything from it
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
dampsandwich: i hope you pour your cereal and then realize you have no milk
dampsandwich: i’ve never seen anyone steal candy from a baby
dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
dampsandwich: beep beep
dampsandwich: i love this time of year like summer is just about to bleed into fall
dampsandwich: kinshishi: radstah: im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again i’m going to fucking PUKE puke? this is funny as hell llllllllmao NEFERTITTIES
dampsandwich: THIS DUDE IS WALKING UPSIDE DOWN ON ICE UNDER WATER HOW FUCKIN TIGHT IS THAT
dampsandwich: if i open my mouth please stop me
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
dampsandwich: hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
dampsandwich: u can do it lil guy
dampsandwich: sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going
dampsandwich: kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
dampsandwich: i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture
