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jeniphyer:purrypixel:meechonmars:Girls Have Everything In Their PurseWatch the whole thingComedy and World Issues. I love it.
dduane: @TechnicallyRon says: ‘I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever”
ramones1977: at my funeral i want someone to randomly turn all the lights off and start playing the x-files theme
From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong.
Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For Land
wolvensnothere: thepurposeofplaying: alljustletters: narcomanic: narcomanic: i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale i mean really what is going on here this is officially my new favourite thing thank you for
mamalaz: The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU) The one where Kylo tries to (unsuccessfully) force-wave his father and Han tries to work out where his life went wrong. The rest of the series is here
bethanyactually: Community + text posts (19/?)
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chambergambit: I have always imagined the American magical community in Harry Potter to be significantly less… structured than that of Britain. America is just so big, and the states can be so different, and history is so fucked up and complicated
Show Your Valentine You Care
thescienceofjohnlock: otherbully1: wildebrams: crisstianmingle: lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change courage to continue to watch the show and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
winter-parades: fonzworthcutlass: kingjaffejoffer: thedarkestlove: victorpopejr: The technology of tomorrow He needs to STOOOOOOOP Why hasn’t this dude gotten a TV/media deal yet?I’ve seen a lot of other comedians from IG/Youtube blow up and
donnajosh: I’m Donna Moss, who are you? I’m Josh Lyman. Ah. Yes. I’m your new assistant. (insp. || requested by awriterincowboyboots)
yoyomarules: West Wing Nine-Nine (2/?)
my-flourish-and-blotts: Rose Tyler: *whispers* help me. Doctor: *wakes up from a coma* Doctor: Yes my love.
sickjacket: the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
be curious. not judgmental.
Doctors Are Now Saying That Menstrual Cramps Can Be as Painful as Having a Heart Attack
penfairy: he survived the surgery but will he survive the bollocking from miller (based on x)
heyitsdave: theinturnetexplorer: This professor gets extra credit. If I was a teacher, I would want to do stuff like that!
jionttt: the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
southern-sheepdog: cockatielcutie: when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake” I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon
waitwhatdidtheysay: allihavelivedfor: onemancabaret: I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids College kids be like [captions] Blonde: “A man
thatonecrazay: ethantherenegade: sh1re: happy easter I can confirm this is more or less what went down. Most definitely what went down.
ofgeography: sashayed: ofgeography: ofgeography: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: ofgeography: smoretime: chrisisoninfiniteearths: nicoleanell: wrathofthegiraffe: I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except
moisemorancy: scorpiophobia: shei5zahir: The world @ America. So many things kill me in this video: 1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning 2. How she says “I am confusion” 3. The way she says “explain” lmao
vibraants0ul: herdreadsrock: lyonnnss: LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 Who is in here I lost it at the first hashtag 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I’m CRYINNN 😂
I have hope or I am nothing
throwing-lego: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange this is a giraffe
not of self, but of geography.
heatherm00ch: I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant
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whatwecanfic: yiffmaster: i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like good i have pleased you I read “flower”…Fucking ranunculus.
averagefairy: rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum: averagefairy: cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal Maybe you’re
smolperalta: this was too good to waste on a gif with no audio tbh
space-to-sleep: mag-neat-ooooooooo: luunytoonz: orzhov-fun-police: randomfandomteacher: Unmute this shit This vine is very close to perfect. The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this. roflpancakes IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS?
dailydot: Merriam-Webster savage af
moonlandingwasfaked: estpolis: i hate that americans call torches flashlights like i get it youre amazed by simple flashing lights but it already has a name What the fuck torch what is this the Stone Age
kit-fisto:
linguistisch:itsjaneshepard:tedywestside:useless-italyfacts:There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante”
jessicajones: themarvelupdate: This guy got dragged like he’s never been dragged before. Like I said, no big deal…
Fuck Yeah Massholes.
stardust-rain: eurovision text posts (part 2)
soupengine: epicspyrofan: [person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie… [charlie tosses cat baby over the edge] AAH! CHARLIE!! charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius,
bethanyactually: Community + text posts (21/?)
985374: pr1nceshawn: What Really Went Wrong Between Iron Man And Captain America. Okay I lost it at spinach puffs
flsongbird722: Coworker: What are you reading? Me: Short stories written by up-and-coming authors based in established fictional universes. Coworker: oh cool! What is this one about? Me: The durability of walls and other surfaces when applied with
suminerdko: freexcitizen: 1-800-zog-1488: funnygamememes: WHAT?!?!?!? Best. Headshot. Ever. -src WITNESSED Bruh
She Knows
senakoko: pr1nceshawn: Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit. This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial. And when I got to college and it DIDN’T
whenmoments: When “I have a boyfriend” no longer works so you have to resort to something else
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theprincessleia: incorrect star wars quotes - han and leia, pt. iii
The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building And Only Ever Sees Me When I Look Disgusting