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weloveshortvideos:Stalkers.
leadthefuckingway: Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
theshitneyspears: “is that you?”“……………….yah.”
erinthesails: my new favorite craigslist post
craigginz: skarchomp: when ur straight friend about to do something stupid WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD
nonelikerae: Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.
riversclara: thottielamottie: k so i made this new russian friend at school this week and we were talking about memes, you know, as one does, and she was telling me about this underground russian meme where its pics of fish reading and saying shit like
fed-ex-official: squeeful: ups-official: iyazo: ups-official: iyazo: fed-ex-official: ups-official: laughingmeerkat: your package has been delivered We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official. When you need fast delivery
you'll never make me leave
teashoesandhair: If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’
annoyedmccoy: annoyedmccoy: hailingfrequencies: prozacmorning: punch-a-your-buns: alskgirl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music holy shit whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video. I was not expecting
albiuslislian: This is never going to be not hilarious.
blueguynow: lorde-questrian: ridingkeepsmegoing: fivegaited: clickerpunk: Tiny Emil vs. a meter of snow… I had to dig him out. this is incredible I needed this lmaoooo he tries to turn around like “abort mission, abort mission!” :<
sailorbryant: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock
promisedyouforever: ouyangdan: grizzlyhills: flightcub: interretialia: life-of-a-latin-student: ratwithoutwings: i’m so upset I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I
preciouspatriots: new england patriots & text posts
carry-on-you-wayward-winchesters: otaperfect: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here
i always want her for my own
thedailyshow: Beyoncé performs at a Hillary Clinton rally.
shining world of the seven systems
steakpanties: A VENTI RAT
ciphernetics:Ah, the Christmas season. All my childhood favourites are here- Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, the Angel of Death
TenRose is life
abadplanwellexecuted: thesquirrelisonfire:what is it with lawyers and parrots
dsudis: You need to unmute this, it is so beautiful. So pure.
still-intrepid: midcenturymodern: that time walter cronkite died and the chicago tribune decided to refer to him as mr. cronkite in their obituary as a show of respect so they ran a program that replaced every instance of “cronkite” with “mr.
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that5pookyone: thisgirllikestoarty: that5pookyone: My Mom’s sitting outside our house on our dock. She’s sitting on a deck chair with our house skeleton sitting beside her. She’s set up two glasses of champagne on the little deck chair table.
the best you ever had
postmarxed: yoncegay: yoncegay: 50 notes and i’ll throw his backpack in the dumpster reblog to honor this persons sacrifice
dryadalis: sapphiel:why is this making me laughter harder than it should
myulteriormotive: PART TWO Scottish Twitter is fucking wild
it-was-so-human:This the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
jonginsgrl: kardashy: this man fell for nine seconds my mood throughout 2016
westborofaptist: mark went in and took no hostages
benfoldsone: this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution
queen-neyde:
cosettefauchelevent: i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why
floatingwithobrien: theinturnetexplorer: laser-free diet. y'all need to hear about gerb. gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning,
braunerbear: betamizuki: one of us is gonna have to change.
r0rschach: robotfxckr: Can you hear me sobbing Omfg who made this where is this from???
liamdryden: fuckyeahbeasmith: lifteatmaul: PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota This is too ridiculous not to reblog. 1) the music2) how does the person in there even see?3) also skating over its own tail4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed
idontgiveaneffie:why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.
kvotheunkvothe: leaper182: liz-squids: seren-pen: dduane: Designing the Stained Glass Dalek Updated to add: I showed this to my husband and the following immediately occured: Him: PEACE BE WITH YOU Me: AND ALSO WITH YOU Him: GOD BLESS YOU. Me:
birdschoolforbirds: silvaalarcon: lordstark: ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L
surprisebitch: unclefather: Smooth criminal Joanne needs to be stopped
mydadisindianajones: Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store? Me:
not of self, but of geography.
This Artist Is the Only Person Banned From Using the World’s Pinkest Pink
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
kyrafic: klingoff: hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god,
huffmagic: trap-lord-cleo: talkdowntowhitepeople: apathes: dusted I love when real life pulls a hollywood action scene The song 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 With the umbrella like DAyuM
nyquildriver: just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
roachpatrol: charminglyantiquated: so if there’s one single trope i’m always down to fight it’s the animal bride (folklore motif 402??) which a lot of you are probably familiar with as the selkie - the fisherman either falls in love, steals her
smol-maeglin: rachsolo: Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky
madsciences: nineprotons: “Got the morbs” should be a thing. I will trade all my earthly possessions if in the Vulture Culture community we can start referring to eachother as ‘having the morbs’
