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zodiacinsanity: itsjustemcee: fauxboy: starshinethecat1: xxgoldie12xx: the-winchesters-in-221b: 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff: davespritedave: hoechlolly: tehwhovianhufflepuff: imagine-tenthousand: mockinggrass: Go big or go home So I tried to recreate
roachpatrol: perspicaciousembroiderist: consolecadet: shrikestrike: moggiepillar: i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’ because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious,
lawfulgoodness: a-wandering-minstrel: yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece. Some other gems by Tomislac
colourinside: I was walking the corridors of the local shopping centre when suddenly… Moisturize me!
bonerfart: alliwannadoisbangscrew: check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid
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there is no other side. this is it.
be curious. not judgmental.
vintar: i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice
meladoodle:my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out
rundalek: Here you go whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid. You want to shoot angst at me then I will shoot it right back. David upset on the beach, that’s versatility for you ;). And I don’t think I need to explain who the “inappropriate kissing situation”
I have hope or I am nothing
apinchofsanity: Parentmor fluff requested by anon- Two men and a little lady
dcnkey: this is so fucking funny
spaced-queen: kenihana: weloveshortvideos: epic The only white foolishness I condone I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance
A galley slave to pen and ink
Sandbox Explorer
theprincessleia: incorrect star wars quotes
asajjventress: asajjventress: ah, the sinister sickly green of deviantart
tastefullyoffensive: (via pakabaka)
comicsansmpreg: rest in peace you fucking toilet cover
nonbinaryprincessleia:me
From valoir, he thinks. Meaning to be strong.
phasmascaptain: just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
ofmoonlightandthesun: smis-happens: edens-blog: brendonbrandon: she-who-shall-not-be-laid: mhalachai: patrickthomson: this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around Yeah that’d probably handle a cough. “skillfully
juliuscaesarofficial: schmergo: Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab
nerdgal-dorkski: writing-prompt-s: You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside. a child
ohmightysmiter: Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.
queenstravelingdarling: continue-5-4-3-2-1: soulbrotherkush: hennyhardaway1: kenyanxgyal: OH MY GO D Hilarious Sheesh The real reason for the eventual robot uprising HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable
remindish: affectionatesuggestion: My heart does a little “!” when I see you ENEMY SPOTTED.
zkac: yassmines: me going to search the world for love me going downstairs to get a fresh glass of Oranged juice
anthropwashere: lyinginbedmon: ithelpstodream: out of this world trolling lmao For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the
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baqlavas: baqlavas: this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to
yourscientistfriend: ravibun: darecrow: We’ve found itSnail Church snurch Take me to snurch
donnajosh:March 13, 2017
not of self, but of geography.
amino-assets: accordingtomyresearch: sapphia: kaeko: jaxxgarcia: When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky the little soft “it’s me. it’s gay” the gayke killed me I’m the “mira mira mira” I lost it at the sodas
sarcastic-clapping: featherinmycapandcheese: sarcastic-clapping: me finding out i was wrong about something: wow……another example of the mandela effect….. person: no you’re not in a different universe you’re just wrong me: oh man the berenstain
primeministerofpetty: soulquaticvibrancy: afropenubian: chasingthathigh: When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures This😂😂😂😂 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL LIKE WHY YOU LYIN @archduchessofpetty
snakejolras: thechamberofsecrets: it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world come on and slam and welcome to azkaban
tastefullyoffensive: I aspire to be this cool.
sharpestrose: roachpatrol: i would pay real money to hear a recording of the meeting where wendy’s media managers actually managed to convince a bunch of executives that this shit would work #we live in SUCH A WEIRD CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA THOUGH?? #fastfood
lemundy18: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
ofgeography: ask-bot: What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you? i gave a talk at my middle school when i graduated from college and afterwards this girl came up to me with big wide eyes and said, “are you molly hall?
- devil of my word -
supersecretsciencebrosclub: Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s
skysinger-musings: thanks-for-the-scarf: gojiro: Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity,
communism-sans-communists:Banksy ain’t shit
zionthepansexual: dangerbooze: OH MY GOD
knsth: hanirani: knsth: I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are this reeks of jealousy. do you see what
tastefullyoffensive: How to make a chicken sandwich. [full video]
facelesskinkyblackguyblog: shanvnn: its-mustard-gucci: UPS Orientation lmaooooo Lmao “take that to FedEx you’re cut” 😭😭 I don’t remember going thru this when I was hired lmao
scrantonpaper: Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples.
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glassraptor: vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
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