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tarynel: WHY?!
untilstarsfall: soothseay: karnythia: stephanemiroux: localstarboy: She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles. I did this with Hot Fries. I bought 6 cases. I do this with Flaming Hot Cheetos, Albanese, gummies, & Affy Tapples.
malzeick: buddhabrand: this video emits so much positive energy When the bard rolls a 20
patricknageltittygirl: me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot? me: uh…. y…yeah…. him: whut was that? me: uh… aye…. him:
in need of a laugh?
poorlytimed: smolfreedomsupporter: harcules: this is what it’s like having siblings Accurate the screech lmfaooo
amphitryo: awa64: siphersaysstuff: unpretty: unpretty: some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit
scorpiosagvenus: vforviolets: scorpiosagvenus: @vforviolets me in your room right at 12:00 am when scorpio season finally starts more like asgdjdkdkmdkssmsm
buzzfeed: 22 People Who Are Having A Way, Wayyyy Worse Day Than You
Incorrect stranger things quotes
queen-of-dirt: girls-to-avoid: helthehatter: girls-to-avoid: everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter Moon pie is so nice and responsible He’s a very good boy Ohhh my God
virgoassbitch: ME WHEN I WORKED AT WENDYS WHEN I WAS 18
wheresanegg: the audio on this could kill an elderly person
thriveworks:Fatherhood Tweets (see 10 more)
aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace: ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime
abstractandedgyname: persverso: the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do? human: GO FAST the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator
tastefullyoffensive: (via sha_bcgimao)
alleykittyvalentina: killbenedictcumberbatch: benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth This is still the funniest caption I’ve ever read
wwinterweb:Funny and Terrifying Amazon Alexa Tweets (see 12 more)
tastefullyoffensive: Looks lit. (via franc0stein)
beejohnlocked: m0usi3l0us13: localstarboy: Chance The Rapper just won this season of SNL When you lie on the application but get the job anyway and now you have to do the work. I’m crying 😂
mandragirl: dimetrodone: 4lung: oh? my god @renlybaratheon
emungere: morbidlyqueerious: darthlenaplant: blinddarkness: rlmjob: welcome to my blog the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened Like this? actually what the christ This is the essence of an American road trip.
lullabyknell: lullabyknell: deltasquadformingup: lullabyknell: The Star Wars Wiki says, “While C-3PO underwent a memory wipe, R2-D2 was allowed to preserve his memories.” And I am delighted, because 1) I was pretty sure this was the case, but
rgfellows: The laugh was what sold me
gudthot:ridiculous
Ramblings of a Who Girl
prologi: roachpatrol: amuseoffyre: shelomit-bat-dvorah: themarchrabbit: onsheka: thepioden: gessorly: tyrror: ruingaraf: themarchrabbit: Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason. Because one
ittybittymanatee: elliotexplicit: Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity. oh my god, you tried
rissa-annnn: That transition is a bit too good
buzzfeed: buzzfeedceleb: Jeff Goldblum reads thirst tweets about himself 💀
bi-spinach-husband: 67btardisstreet: It think the tardis just broke down….. Deleted scene from Doctor Who (1975)
solitairecherry:This is the best thing ever
neillblomkamp: The Fifth Element (1997) Directed by Luc Besson
buttersmd: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their
awildpaige: rustandruin: I’m dying. I was already on board and then you hit me with that Aphrodite being Beyoncé and I just I’m never leaving, this is so perfect
astrolocherry: Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio, Venus in the 8th
niggazinmoscow: Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.
there is no other side. this is it.
teamfreewilldcats:
purpleprosegang: gemstone-enemas: flawlice: war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’ #moon moon will ride eternal
melifair: moonlitmoth: Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video @fearofablackteeshirt Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg “This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things” “I kinda feel like
hey there demons
tomatthefarm: John Mulaney + jokes about his dad
frozenmusings: prozdvoices: shipping characters THEY FUCKIN’
itsstuckyinmyhead: American Photoset #7 More? LiberTea Photoset#6 Australian Photoset#5
quinepeather: diet-soda: bless Scottish twitter ya fuckin space slice
starfallen-keys: this has probably been done before but here’s my contribution to The Great Burger War
medusabraids:if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
cantbelieveimontmblr:Should’ve recorded and played the theme for the full experience. Lol!
bookofuncommonprayer: tikola-nesla-1907: misgivings: misgivings: Slav pronouncing US states north and south dAhkotah Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES it have many mountains and is shaped like rectangle
butthats-noneofmybusiness:But that’s none of my business…
THANKS, I LOVE YOU: there is a bus driver out there who thinks i had a very weird morning and he’s right
tastefullyoffensive: (via deapoirierbooks)
alexander: Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning
meanplastic: the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
tygale: sskkyyrraa: everyone’s talking about caleb gallo but this is from gayle and it’s HINESTLY one of the funniest youtube series i’ve ever watched caleb gallo is west coast gay culture and gayle is east coast mom culture
misstylersmith: Jackie: *pushing her grandkid away from a power plug* that’s dangerous, baby. Don’t be like your parents.
sodomymcscurvylegs: a-brad-acadabra: blitzkriegfritz: Wholesome pranks That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
everythingfox:Cat has important message for everyone
