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Doctor Who
4gifs: Dog caught staring
thecomfortador: #Olenna Tyrell #at the Purple Wedding
tastefullyoffensive: notmusa: feralhousewife: PARKOUR PIG Porkour
The Music Of The Universe Plays
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave
suckstoyourblog: toy critic pug
tinyconfusion: spoken-not-written: [aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
aw bless
wolfprincess616: narputo: geeksquadgangbang: Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever Hahahahahahahahahaha
tennantmeister: takaska: Actual mature adult David Tennant
amandafiske: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
the-lostsister-ofmischief: This is why I love the LotR fandom.
agelfeygelach: armouredswampert: agelfeygelach: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they
p0kemina: I’m going to make a youtube video entitled “Shit ALL men say” and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!” And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate
whatmariadidnext: two4fit: TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM “WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY” Women have legs
After a bit too much jiggery pokery, Jackie’s telly starts picking up a signal from an alternate universe, where a pop star named Billie Piper bears an uncanny resemblance to Rose.
consultingsonic: madblackgirl: team 5’5 and under where ya at they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
missyay: nazerine: excessivecompulsive: nazerine: the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing
cunt3r-parts: pizzaismyaphrodisiac: iamnotdoingshittoday: “Long Live the King” IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE im dying with laughter
kaynibbler16: backspaceshipdriver: You mad bro?
shining world of the seven systems
jamischwin: inlikewithlife: chaotic-awesome: I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel Now I Can Drink Anything I Want because I Used So
rebekyboo: timelordy-teganbreann: seblaine: australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite omg
we-came-as-romanoff: weasleycansaveanything: Shit Tumblr Girls Say: Fandoms Every one of us. In one fucking photoset.
cowardsmistake: Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay “He leant tensely against the
untitledopeningnumber: hahahaha what
almeida-o-bigodes: Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.
ethiopienne: “sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience,” a thrilling new memoir by me
HIS BEST GIRL
#we should play#the ‘make up your own dialogue’ game#more often#it’s fun#and can explain out of character reactions#like Rose suddenly questioning the Doctor’s name#halfway through season one#for the sake of a 'doctor who?’
tyleroakley: straightdating: charybdiss: Please watch this I’m in tears THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING this was absolutely flawless
becausebirds: An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x
callistawolf
vondell-swain: malfoysenior: PERFECT
coolator: jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective
deducecanoe: ITS A DOCUMENTARc v
Sandbox Explorer
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes
suricattus: “um, it’s as though Twitter and Pinterest had an unholy love child that they abandoned to be raised by Livejournal.” - me, trying to explain Tumblr to non-savvy cohort
the-last-teabender: tardis-scooter: sherokutakari: cleowho: Eight - Paul McGann - his first day and his last day - 1996 and 2013. #paul its been over 15 years and your lack of aging is terrifying That’s because he’s a genuine Time Lord. There’s
hesmuchmoreimportant: Textpost Edits: Tenth Doctor edition
z-co: one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the
deadtrash: “thats not very lady-like of you”
tamorapierce: awriterincowboyboots: boneycircus: thebest-memes: “No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad” oh my Jesus I … am … a librarian!”
thedistortedmirror: thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic: Sometimes I think I am a very calm participant of the Doctor Who fandom. Then someone insults Rose Tyler.
ifpaintingscouldtext: Frans Hals | Shrovetide Revellers | c.1615
vicomteraoulchagny: sto p me
chriswiththefro: tastefullyoffensive: The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more] Too good.
blatant disregard for science
itsstuckyinmyhead: Tumblr Puns
found in a physics text book
zombres: #i have no idea what is going on but an attractive beardy fellow in suspenders is offering me a french kitten #so okay
found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: ohmykarma: miscreantive: onlylolgifs: Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate YES I love his reaction like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK” TOO MUCH
rointheta: dw + text posts (5/?)
thefrogman: There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]
elfpen: I just googled “funny headlines” and this has been the highlight of my night.