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rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
xld: My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
thebootydiaries:can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”
ur-z: chicken–taco: “Excuse me. Why were you late to class?”*looks up*“Oh. You’re excused. But stay after class so you can teach me your ways.” lmao omfg
did-you-kno: The continents can be rearranged to form the shape of a chicken. Source
teddyginger: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
greekmaid: “my mom says if this gets x notes i can get this come on u helped that one guy get the chicken”
faypants: heartoutofhand: I want to post this to insta but I’m too chicken so you guys can have it instead hahaha I want Paige’s body 😩
unfollovving:fritokal: darkerdragon:gaymerlvl-carmilla:unfollovving:get-in-the-animus:unfollovving: IS THIS TRUE???? As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week ???
Date you someone who can season chicken.
impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER
I’m old, Dean. Very old. As old as God. Maybe older. Neither of us can remember anymore. Life, death, chicken, egg. Regardless — at the end, I’ll reap him, too.
On a brighter note, Busboys has halal fried chicken and you can bet your ass I’m gonna get it cause I’m pretty damn sure they’re humanely raised as well.
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
saltandpepperposts: I know you can prepared a chicken with a beer, but a pussy…? :)
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
just came back from grocery shopping with dad, got our thanksgiving stuff dad can’t eat turkey anymore because of health conditions so we’re just baking some chicken instead but we still have stuffing and all the other goodies
unclefather: what guys look for in a girl: full rotisserie chicken pair of socks nintendo gamecube sand icecube tray can of pringles
onnanoko-sekai: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation. This gave me polio
theoutsideisbeautiful: What are some pregnant ladies opinions on eating sushi? I know I can’t eat the uncooked ones but like chicken teriyaki or shrimp tempura. I’ve heard some people say its okay as long as its cooked and I’ve heard some say no
bigpussybitch: fatfuckbitch: curtflirt509: Something about a girl playing with herself…. One thing about watching a woman masturbate is you will enjoy watching her and you can choke your chicken to at the same time. Yeah!!
truthandglory: pikachusnuggles: lumos5000: jedigrrrl: lindzconner: Let’s get her on the show!!! @BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!! Now that is a badass fucking
pmon3y69: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die made it with an hour to spare
cottaegecore:
alienstonerprincess: bongtokes-and-lovesnotes: sam-dabs: girls now days can roll a blunt but don’t know how to season a chicken I would much rather have a girl that could roll a blunt. ^
1in3-now-including-me: On my way!On the train down to London on my circ-journey. Got home after a tiring day at work and almost chickened out. Been wanting/craving circ since I can remember but also scared by it as much as I love it. Flip a coin between
envisiondragons: astridthevalkyrie: dragontatoes: the-chicken-is-not-amused: 2016 in a nutshell I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context I love how many notes this has 2016. In. A. Nutshell.
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out That
tankxgirl: iamtravellingwiththedoctor: thekrustykr4b: who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock that could have been a very different picture *aggressively chicken dances in a mosh pit*
mistressaliceinbondageland: “Remember when you said you would do ANYTHING in order to earn an orgasm? Remember all those times you said you would suck dick for me, but then chickened out???” She grabs her slave by the balls so he can’t escape but
simply808: gocheckumgo: asianboiii79: itzhishamlee: I love top who can make his bottom scream 😜 I want more of the top yes please Hot but at one point sound alike a chicken
nothings-great-anymore: truthandglory: pikachusnuggles: lumos5000: jedigrrrl: lindzconner: Let’s get her on the show!!! @BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!! Now
5-wift: and now im hungry..and this is why i can’t reblog food cause i be screaming ” MOM GO GET ME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR TACOS ” ._.
brob56: insidetheboxx: cat-chicken-the-marxist: niggaquisha: forever90s: DUDE. THIS IS A FREAKING WATERFALL SHOWER. FOR YOUR HOME. WATERFALL. YOU CAN BATHE IN. AT HOME. DUDE. LOOK AT THIS. SERIOUSLY. DUDE. LOOK AT THIS. this is actually fucking
thisspinsterlife: godlegos: strangeasanjles: mamashug: ttfkagb: In the accompanying article Dwayne Johnson talks about his struggles with depression. damn he look good omg that chicken pox scar on his cheekbone *passes out* uh can we focus on
lesbiandomesticity:we roast vegetables from our garden, seasoned with herbs from our windowsills, topped with eggs from our chickens. we grow as much as we can, taking pride and drawing strength from the acts of nurturing and nourishing.
