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trillgamesh: frankensokka: ireallyhatecornnuts: schim: chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am
foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea: Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken :/ see yall be doing too much lol
cracktastic: blessedbyklairs: homopotamus: the-cimmerians: oneaction-reaction: And just in case you can’t read my chicken-scratch Finn: “Kurt, really, he’s not even that heav—” Kurt: “DOWN.” Blaine: “But it’s FUN~!” Kurt: “NOW.“
giraffewithdicksforlegs: can’t explain or justify why i did this I think it looks more like grilled chicken.
blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
eatcleanfood: Fresh Garden Soup Ingredients: 10 small potatoes 3 T olive oil 4 cups vegetable broth 2 cups water 1 lb ground chicken (optional) 3 stewed tomatoes, quartered 1 can garbanzo beans 1 white onion, diced 3 stalks celery, chopped 3 large
deathsmonocle: cerealmonster15: teenssfromhell: when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship do you ever worry that you are the chicken I worry more that we all empathize with this
failsnail: dogsfromeggs: you can trust this catte Why is the chicken breast moving like that
I’m getting groceries and got the ingredients for pumpkin spice cupcakes with actual pumpkin. With icing. I also should have the ingredients for gingerbread cookies. And I can make chili and cook chicken for the week. I just need to prep some easy
kaalgat:“Oh, come now bro, don’t be chicken. It’s not like you can knock me up or something…”
captainstevexxx: lagodilot: wohhhotdude (via tgrade5) LOLWUT?! WHAT IS THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN! That, my friend, is a man getting fucked by a chicken. It’s really bad furry porn…HAH
insidetheboxx: cat-chicken-the-marxist: niggaquisha: forever90s: DUDE. THIS IS A FREAKING WATERFALL SHOWER. FOR YOUR HOME. WATERFALL. YOU CAN BATHE IN. AT HOME. DUDE. LOOK AT THIS. SERIOUSLY. DUDE. LOOK AT THIS. this is actually fucking amazing omg
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
hipsparta: KFC do a bargain bucket of chicken so why can’t Starbucks make me a value bucket of coffee…
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
reminiscingintherain: zaynessed:this is us dvd extra - zayn going home xThis video is so beautiful.Like,I can’t even right now.Masala lamb chops,chicken tikka, BIRIYANII AND CHUTNEY ALSJDFAKSJFSKJFAFJ.DO Y’ALL EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW ADORABLE THAT IS
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
saucyredhead:dominant-dominion:Whispering to you at a party:“Hey you wanna leave, we can go fuck in the car and get chicken nuggets?”The ultimate dream 😍
nickthegeekbear: I can’t help but saying this (sometimes just in my head) when someone mentions chicken. 15 years of that. Thanks, Milla.
saltandpepperposts: I know you can prepared a chicken with a beer, but a pussy…? :)
mojave-red: blitzkriegfritz: sarabellwafflehymer: flyingbird27: oparnoshoshoi: friendshipismax: memesymamas: JESUS The shock on that cats face “Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.” CHICKENS EAT MICE?! They rip them to
eatmeallnight: hoodkage: foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea: Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken whoever runs this blog must be fucking stopped lmao LmaooooooooooooBruh
trebled-negrita-princess: ketchupbot: look at all those chickens Can you take your vice grip from around its THROAT, young child???
yrbff: madlori: sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads I DON’T
wingcommanderwinchesters:feathers-theangel:dottewa:heavenandhellcastiel: destiny-chicken-burgers-and-pies: Castiel’s introduction appreciation post. I can’t get over the artistry in that shot. <3 I mean from the first time we “hear” Castiel,
merlin-the-last-dragon-lord: castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and
japanesefoodlover: Yakitori - Japanese Grilled Chicken by I Believe I Can Fry on Flickr.
thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
roachpatrol: kbourgerie: Baby Raven sorry, nope! i can’t quite tell how big the feet and beak are because of the perspective but that’s either a black chicken chick or a baby virginia rail, which are very frequently passed off as a baby crow
sugars: Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken
jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
unfollovving: fritokal: darkerdragon: gaymerlvl-carmilla: unfollovving: get-in-the-animus: unfollovving: IS THIS TRUE???? As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
colour-punk: dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
cheinsaw: clayduckling: cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken Sometimes I
zelia-girlfriemp: coelasquid: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. “baby birds are called ‘bees” @thermodynamiclawyer
great-and-small: vetmedirl: bigwordsandsharpedges: ampervadasz: Unmute ! Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree. This is so cool!!! Chickens are so underrated, I love them
progressivefriends: If you’re going to go on Cutthroat Kitchen spend a few weeks learning how to cook a canned whole chicken with your dominant hand tied behind your back in a canoe with a tea light candle. Fucking amateurs…
saitamas-hoodie: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die i want to die
slimetony: squibbs: slimetony: demonshauntingcomputers: favorite part about working in food service is i can get my fill of chicken strips and shit on the DAILY at home depot they let us eat plywood for free Even the treated plywood?? That stuff
turing-tested: tenderly-carmine-is-mildly-gay: turing-tested: i keep fucking stepping on raw chicken and thinking its a slug and having to be like ???? why would a slug be in my house hey op can i ask a question absolutely not
insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now
kellinquinnsbuttblog: dicknerd: *throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me *opens window* can u throw another
glumshoe:draconym:draconym:draconym:This is THE LARGEST CHICKEN fungus I’ve ever seenI took a whole grocery bag full and this is how much was still left (I always leave some so it can spore but this is ridiculous)There’s SO much of itThis
ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their
misamo: sana can’t chicken fight
envisiondragons: astridthevalkyrie: dragontatoes: the-chicken-is-not-amused: 2016 in a nutshell I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context I love how many notes this has 2016. In. A. Nutshell.
yoncevevo: someone: i used to eat mcdonald’s everyday until i found out what they REALLY use to make their “cheese burgers” and “chicken” nuggets i can’t believe i put all that poison into my body me: but did you die
yukipri: Happy Birthday Minami-kun!!! 8/18May the lil Chicken Nugget grow big and strong HAHHAHAA~~The artist also appreciates if ship bashing can be kept out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.~~PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT,
foodffs: Creamy One-Pot Chicken, Carrot, and Spinach Orz- Life can sometimes seem too crazy for cooking dinner. Thankfully, this 30-minute-meal makes getting a healthy dinner on the table quick and the clean up even quicker!Follow for recipesIs this
impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER
cloudfreed: strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon
kinomatika: So I dunno how many people know this but if you go to burgerking and order anything at all off the menu, even just a drink, you get two little surveys on the back of the receipt Each survey can get you a free whopper burger or a chicken
