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chaya-one: gudram: gudram: hey i really hate to ask but all i have had to eat today is 6 chicken nuggets can i get some money for an actual meal please please//.. please help them!!
jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
undereyelouisvuittons: How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
chickenstab: jjnuzz: this is real me, shoving 407 chicken tenders into my mouth: i can’t let this fucker win
realfootage: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now yeah thats him
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni
ravkan: equalistmako: ravkan: equalistmako: I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO” “heres ur order m’am” the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo“
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
a-gang-of-hylians: blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened
rejecters: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
louisharrystylinson: “Can’t wait to eat my chicken nuggets.” “Surprise surprise motherfucker I already ate them.”
asturbate: ivzxk: dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA That’s
sublimecock: sublimecock: “Stick them with the pointy end.” (183) Can anyone identify this stud? “Winner” gets a chicken dinner or blowjob. Thanks guys.
xld: My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
tobythewise: Inspired by the gift my husband for as a white elephant this year during Christmas 😂😂“I just can’t take it anymore, Gabriel. I haven’t had adecent chicken meal since Dean and I started dating. I love with man with mywhole heart
sarcasticfuturedoctor: tonjinl: so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food In America you can dress up like a cow at Chik-fil-a and get free chicken.
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
predicamentsleuth: f4me: it’s only January and so far we’ve had some chick eat her tampon, some chick fuck her dog, some guy fucks a chicken, #cut4bieber, and another girl fucks a horse. Welcome to 2013 its gonna be a great year, i can feel it
impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER
divinedorothy: Gentleman prefer blondes, blondes prefer chicken nuggets and eyeliner and junk Can I be this?
foreignexchangehijabi: multiplealienabductee:deducethegay: going for a cheeky nandos with the lads but your chicken tastes salty cos you and your mates can’t stop crying over the tories taking the banter out of britain I don’t understand any
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
blpak: wow look how consistent my face drawings are pssh I started sketching/inking this comic a few weeks ago, and worked panel by panel whenever I had free time. I hope you guys can read my chicken scratch FioLee comic done for WF~
cheinsaw: clayduckling: cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken Sometimes
ddlgdoodles: As always, these are for human consumption and should be thoroughly cooked to minimize the chance of illness. Red meat can be served a little pink and red inside but chicken and fish should always be cooked all the way. If you’re unsure,
kinkykitfox: ddlgdoodles: As always, these are for human consumption and should be thoroughly cooked to minimize the chance of illness. Red meat can be served a little pink and red inside but chicken and fish should always be cooked all the way. If
rocknrave221: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK
saitamas-hoodie: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die i want to die
unfollovving: fritokal: darkerdragon: gaymerlvl-carmilla: unfollovving: get-in-the-animus: unfollovving: IS THIS TRUE???? As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
prussiandragon: birdblogwhichisforbirds: malaayna: romanw3: I know this is a joke but my ADHD brain wont let me scroll You can buy these little clip thingos?? I forget what their called But I toss and turn like a headless chicken in a wind tunnel
thebloodtingedmoon: colour-punk: dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it? Magnificent
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
phattygirls: Pussy so hot, it can fry chicken!!
just-shower-thoughts: At the store I can exchange legal tender for chicken tender
heavenandhellcastiel: destiny-chicken-burgers-and-pies: Castiel’s introduction appreciation post. I can’t get over the artistry in that shot. <3 I mean from the first time we “hear” Castiel, we know that he is not some black smoke, not a
I like to describe my style as “you can take me to a nice restaurant, but I’m getting chicken fingers.”
teddyginger: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball
romulusthread: funny how a fluffy chicken can bring a website together. brings tears to my eyes
thefrogman: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
