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thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
insufferable-kankri: ughnopewdiepie: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened
itstinyiwantit: vairvairmarv12: louisharrystylinson: “Can’t wait to eat my chicken nuggets.” “Surprise surprise motherfucker I already ate them.” hahahaha Posted before I think but it’s worth it
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
foreignexchangehijabi: multiplealienabductee:deducethegay: going for a cheeky nandos with the lads but your chicken tastes salty cos you and your mates can’t stop crying over the tories taking the banter out of britain I don’t understand any
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
kiku-drives-a-honda: truthandglory: pikachusnuggles: lumos5000: jedigrrrl: lindzconner: Let’s get her on the show!!! @BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!! Now
blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god
coffeechicken: I’m so hungryyyy and I’m realizing this is the wrong blog but I’m too lazy to switch and I’m still hungryyyy You can get some chicken nuggets from burger king for cheap.
truthandglory: pikachusnuggles: lumos5000: jedigrrrl: lindzconner: Let’s get her on the show!!! @BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!! Now that is a badass fucking
hungary-hippos: wtfced: african-fairy: donnaseesalighthouse: cartelprincess: nigga wut He just ethered an alligator man polar bears can do this shit but i cant eat chicken? wheres a vegan, you better tell that bear hes an asshole or imma be pissed
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
hipsncurvesplus: yourfool77: hipsncurvesplus: love-hope77: hipsncurvesplus: Can’t take everything to serious! Feeling like a goofball today! I want to eat u so much love-hope77 are you sure? They say everything tastes like chicken! Hehehhe. I
lili-pearl: ursulavernon:deadjosey:pleatedjeans: via and she does Can’t argue with that. Not really but she makes the chicken look majestic
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
punk-chicken-radio: dan hartman - i can dream about you -ax (streets of fire, baby) and ~PM~
cat-burps: cat-burps: fur babies waiting for their forever home want you to donate so they can have chicken and bikkies and snazzy new toys O3O <3 *mrow* no but seriously, I’m doing a teeny tiny fundraiser for the local shelter I support through
g-l-i-t-t-e-r: failsnail: dogsfromeggs: you can trust this catte Why is the chicken breast moving like that Awwww weird hairless babies
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
serenile: zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside
yiqie: Happy birthday to our precious chicken, carrot, tomato head, L.Joe~ (づ◕‿‿◕)づ I can’t believe it’s been over a year since you debuted and you have improved so much through these 500 days. All hair coloring jokes aside, only you
tchaikovsgay:tchaikovsgay:can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck
augustdementhe: bogleech: How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy”
jenthefirewalker: dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s. As
voluptuouscara: mydarkangel2pls: justhiitit: c’mere cupcake Love it REAL MEN eat what their women make for dinner…little boys who occupy grown up bodies but can’t act like grown ups will bitch about “you made chicken and I wanted pulled
unfollovving:fritokal:darkerdragon:gaymerlvl-carmilla:unfollovving:get-in-the-animus:unfollovving:IS THIS TRUE???? As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week ??? ??????
farseer-kip: Saw this picture on my twitter feed and I had to block everyone involved. People can be so inhumane. What three-year-old was half-ass eating those wings? All that chicken still on them bones, my pops would smack you if you left them bones
ooohnyo: nasty-mf: tarynel: mainmanblackdynamite: Shrimp Ribs. Nah, the steak Steak or shrimp doesnt matter I haven’t had any fried food in months now, so the chicken can go.
05-fubu: 56blogsstillcrazy: when u take her to a nice restaurant for valentines day but she used to soda and nuggets Me *goes to fancy Italian restaurant**looks at menu**can’t understand that shit*“Y'all got Chicken Alfredo?”
facelesskinkyblackguyblog: 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Ain’t got a single tooth, just barely can sit up, but she gone punish that chicken 😂😂😂😂this tooooo cute!
lucidnee: billieholibae: Like y'all leaving mad chicken on the bone like how racist can you be? :/
radicalmuscle: futureblackpolitician: cosmic-noir: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
henny-de-gallo: dontexposemelikethat: thebloodtingedmoon: colour-punk: dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it? Magnificent @pussylightlytoasted
insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now
bravodelta9:I can cook stuff. My chicken isn’t dry and tasteless at least. (I’m using my phone to control my GoPro; it’s not like I text while I cook… and I have pants on.)
merryandpippinchristmas: azkabans-prisoner: whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free” I literally just said this to a guy and he said ‘I can pay you with chicken nuggets’
thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
awkward-fallen-angel: wingcommanderwinchesters:feathers-theangel:dottewa:heavenandhellcastiel: destiny-chicken-burgers-and-pies: Castiel’s introduction appreciation post. I can’t get over the artistry in that shot. <3 I mean from the first time
skuttz: I wanted to sketch something and I heard that ponypicnic had the flu ;< Feel better soon. I’m sure that if you can drink enough, you’ll be fine in no time. (Better than chicken soup Jasmine told me!)
atthefrozenhorizon: nsfwdozer: A few hours, some chicken wings, and a beer later and I’m done with the sketchIt’s Cold Blooded Twilight with Cirno-esque wings This is too good. I can’t even
“ no tuna cans in there ?!!? WTF i told you i hate chicken ones !! "
sheriffswan: I know this is daredevil but every time the characters refer to Hell’s Kitchen I can’t help but expect a very angry Gordon Ramsay to come out of nowhere to yell that the chicken is fucking raw you dickheads
devhalena: baptisms: *pulls up to the mcdonald’s drive thru in an eva unit* hey can i get some chicken mcnuggets and a small coke? I couldn’t resist this Cashier: “Would you like fries with that?”
starborn-vagaboo: 2-spook: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. Look at those little shits NO NO NO NO DON’T DO THIS TO ME I WANT A HANDFUL
randomitemdrop: thehotgirlproject: chocolatado: the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it Item: Screaming Vacuum Cleaner. You know how eldritch abominations always have names that can’t be
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: Meowth! I can’t type. Bawk bawk! Little chicken? I don’t know what it is, how about shedding some light?
