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jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
artichokehold: I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
daddysgoodgirl22: I had juicy, thick chicken breast for dinner….you can have this
basedbitchtaskforce: used to get very sad when I thought about John Green’s accidental death via unlubed chicken tender, but now that I’ve learned that he was the zodiac killer… well you can imagine im feeling a little conflicted
therandominmyhead: ‘Abs….. so…… chiseled….. can’t….. concentrate………rescued by………giant….. chicken…….. ‘
catbountry: radicalapollo: psifreezeomega: shishkababoo: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.
pmon3y69: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die made it with an hour to spare
juelzsantanabandana: Driving home with fresh hot fried chicken that you can smell but don’t eat until you get to the house is self inflicted bdsm torture
itsjessmehere: solelyauthentic: vagabond-named-veli: darkmcsexy: shantrinas: cosmic-noir: jadelust: maurypovichofficial: This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen I need holy water eye drops White people can do anything with a chicken except
shawnemuffin: impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER Ok, this is a pretty accurate
jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
getthicker: Shitty photo, but still gets the image across. Gorged myself at Culver’s by packing my belly with: a double butter burger, chicken strips, large fries, and a large brownie concrete mixer. Can I get a belly rub to help it all settle?
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
videntefernandez: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN
swolizard: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager japanese do pornos on a whole nother plane of existence.
emowontongod: nuttedtwice: evaunit08: Omg that white thing is chicken?!?! I thought it was a paper towel its not a tortilla……??? I want to die that broad made tofu with spinach on it, two slices of lemon, some chopped up tomatoes and a can of
emilylikesaliens: dailydoseofnicolascage: zukuku: mcnuggies only mcnuggets can defeat the all powerful cage whats wrong nic cage kun could it be that youre craving my mcnuggies say hello to mechanically separated chicken
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ask-leo-pony: Leo: But I just can’t get near them that I chicken out fast :( Leo: Also, the yellow one is Gemi, and the green one is Mini. ((Just had this idea D:)) D'aww :3
lustydollceo:jcttc1:This fat butt whore got chicken legs. But Ill still pin her to the wall with dick drilling her guts the way she dreams until she shakes and squirts so much she can’t stand up no more!!
I can post my nudes to tumblr, but I am too much of a chicken to turn around in the student center t tell a boy that his piano playing was beautiful. Wow, I’m a wimp.
I WANT TO COME OUT TO A FRIEND AND I’VE SEEN HER ALMOST EVERY OTHER DAY THIS WEEK, BUT I CHICKENED OUT EVERY FUCKING TIME. COME ON, SELF, YOU CAN DO THIS. SHE’S GOING TO BE MAD THAT I DIDN’T TELL HER SOONER, BECAUSE I KNOW SHE’LL
firiona: donnerdont: firiona: gastrogirl: chicken pot pie soup. I want this in front of my face to eat always. DIANA. STAY AT PRS OVER WINTER BREAK AND LET’S MAKE THIS ALL THE TIME. BUT I’M SPENDING TWO WEEKS IN MINNESOTA. I CAN TRY TO GET
get-right-with-mike: Take a second to read and see what your money could REALLY get you. Plz tell me where I can buy a pound of chicken breast for 98 cents. I call bs
mactruck351: onaniaorg: MASTURBATOR LIFE: “I guess it’s one of those chicken-or-egg things. Are you a masturbator because you can’t maintain an erection? Or do you lose your erection because you are a masturbator?” or he’s just a baby dick.
natural–blues: keirdark: bistiles: hashtagfeelz: #Feels: Fandom Life Having a life in Fandom is a bit like the life cycles of a butterfly, but all of us can’t be Chicken Nugget the non-binary butterfly. Which is our loss really. Follow me
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now
dino-spine: hungry-fangirl14: If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
lovely-cryptids: petermorwood: impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER A demonstration
great-and-small: vetmedirl: bigwordsandsharpedges: ampervadasz: Unmute ! Brilliant defense mechanism. The hawks can’t get you if you’re under a tree. This is so cool!!! Chickens are so underrated, I love them
kellinquinnsbuttblog: dicknerd: *throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me *opens window* can u throw another
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
ssxvxtricky: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one signal boosting again we’re almost halfway there
ravkan: equalistmako: ravkan: equalistmako: I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO” “heres ur order m’am” the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo“
unclefather: what guys look for in a girl: full rotisserie chicken pair of socks nintendo gamecube sand icecube tray can of pringles
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
castielcampbell: thegoodnaysayer: roachpatrol: grinderman2: Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick what the fuck no OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS. for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just
duulaman: and-i-said-hey-yeah: sorye: So Twilight Princess is getting an HD remake right and all I can think is that… …this thing is going to in HD I for one welcome the chicken titties being in HD at last, HD manchicken Woo HOO chickentitties
an-eggnog: According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
wingcommanderwinchesters:feathers-theangel:dottewa: heavenandhellcastiel: destiny-chicken-burgers-and-pies: Castiel’s introduction appreciation post. I can’t get over the artistry in that shot. <3 I mean from the first time we “hear” Castiel,
sugars: Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken
chinad011: pineapplebananacurry: cookingformorons: greencarnations: How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/ And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now. QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN
cyancapsule: Emelie with some lil chickens and a happy bird mom! This image and others can be bought as stickers over at https://society6.com/cyancapsule !See some pictures of the stickers and read my thoughts here!Support me on Patreon for new
dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
melissatheamazing: rachelreportslife: can i just say how much i love the fact that the healthiest food is also the prettiest? Chicken liver is one of the healthiest foods available Fucking gorgeous
ginoza: continents can be rearranged to form many figures like a cool fire breathing dinosaur but i prefer the chicken
I like to describe my style as “you can take me to a nice restaurant, but I’m getting chicken fingers.”
