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tfw you find a good fat stuff blog but then theres vore and then thE PERSON WHO RUNS THE BLOG LIKES THE IDEA OF SOMEONE BEING FED THEIR OWN INSIDES??? I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
profound-offense: It needed to be said. Art by me. (To clarify- I am mainly speaking about fanart. Not only. But mainly)
noncommited-writer: geekinglikeaboss: Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference
vasirasart: Zutara drawing I did the other day. [x] I just have so many mixed feelings about this ship, I love it so much but at the same time, cloud babies idk what to do with myself
altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
Had a dream about the now-exWe still weren’t official anymore, but we were together…we had a good time…like before…things had gotten better.And when I was awake I was just likebrain no why stop
Prepare For Unforseen Consequences
arijandro: princelybum: arijandro: last night i dreamt of you idk if this is from a song or not,but it gave me chills i really love the colours used It’s not from a song, it was written by me. ALSO THANK YOU. ;-;
i feel like i haven’t interacted with tumblr peeps in a thousand years, what’s up with y’all
kosmik-kiko replied to your post: My bf and I have ammmmmazing sex but I haven’t squirted… I hate myself cause its like I’m showing all the signs but it won’t happen.. What is wrong with me? *not everyone squirts* Yeah? That was stated in the
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: whenever people tell me im pretty i always have a knee jerk reaction to telling them i actually look like a muppet and theyre wrong but also people think im just being humble to look good but like, the pictures of me
ghost-grantaire:i hate how like… kali could’ve been such an interesting character to analyze and think about, not to mention she’s the /only/ woman of color in the show that isn’t a minor character, but y’all just like demonized her way more
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
2-point-5:2-point-5:not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside. ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.i’m not saying
I don’t like to wear pajamas in bed but I love wearing them on saturday morning. ; ) Neither one of us can stand to wear anything to sleep either, but like you, we do enjoy them on weekend mornings when nothing needs to be done right away. Also, I
askgothichunter said: This looks like Benedict is Lestate while Tom is Louis. I don’t know why, but that would be an interesting remake. NO NO BEN IS LOUIS HIDS IS LESTAT B/C HE IS THE SMARMY DEVILISH HUSBAND BIG BROTHER WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER BUT
mrnaturallyhot: Now many of my fans love how bold I can get. But like any other day. “You all know how much I love to Freeball” Lol! But on a hot fucking day like today. I definitely had to have my long dick swinging while enjoying this morning workout
stand-up-comic-gifs: Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
thestateonmtv:Being gay at ur parents house is like I’m not gay but I am but like it’s subtext
britbrit1103: thepassioniscomingback: This picture is sending conflicting thoughts in my head. I want to not like it because I think that sitting on her is degrading, but it is so pretty that I can’t help but like it. Oh well. I might have to
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
fightingeldergods: “Really? I- He was?” The Doctor felt he should have been touched by the woman’s words, but all he felt was a bizarre and turbid sense of familiarity. Perhaps that’s what humans called déjà vu. It wouldn’t take him long
joshramsay: donald glover on cultural appropriation and blackness (x) like i know a lot of people fuck with childish, but hes real picky and choosy with black culture too. since 90% of his schtick is how hes a black guy who acts like a white guy.
The bath just made me cry and I’m so tired but I feel like I just shouldn’t sleep and I don’t know why
batmanisagatewaydrug: Okay but what I really want is a supernatural/sci fi genre tv show that’s filmed as a mockumentary style work com like Parks and Recreation with sidelong glances at the camera like can you believe this bullshit when another
big90s: Love these pics of Jana Defi raising her arms and revealing her inverted nipples - but like I said before, there’s something up with her aereolas. Her boobs don’t look like implants at all but the skin sorta looks stitched together, amirite?
dappio: no but like i’m sorry i was gonna put this on my nsfw blog but i like it too much :Y
sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’
dwarfbending: cornerof5thandvermouth: eichenschild: Can you please leave your social justice bullshit out of the Hobbit fandom? Or any fandom that is? Be pissed off with what’s happening in the real world but accept fiction as what it is: fiction.
meevist: Eren Jaeger attempts a strip tease but gets tangled in the 3D gear
yeah so like my parents gave me a little more money last month but like… not much. meanwhile, we thought we had two people to move in, but the mom is getting in the way and w e l p here goes another subletter down the fucking drain. so we might
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave
I’m great at lipstick, I’m decent at blush/contour, and I can highlight pretty well for someone who doesn’t do it on the regular, but I can’t figure out how to do an eyeshadow look that truly compliments my eye shape.
Ae/aer/aerself pronouns sound very nice. I’m not sure if they’d fit me, but they’re nice.
I just wrote about 1700 words of jjba fic which was the most I’ve written in a few weeks, but of course it wasn’t 1) Commissions I should be working on or 2) Original work I should be working on I hope you enjoy Caesar/Joseph college au,
vertigoats replied to your post “vertigoats replied to your post “vertigoats replied to your post…” if it helps, i only have a wig and headband to be toudou and no actual costume but i do have a hakogaku shirt so i might go as casual trash
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
jimmymundell replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” I hope everyone up there is okay like I’m in MN but if you’re not used to huge amounts of snow it’s gonna be a nightmare. I
doomburgerdoodles: I’m having a very intensely bad brain day So I drew Bucky having one too. Bc idk therapeutic yay. Sometimes (most times) it’s really hard to do anything much on days like this, but little things, like gender affirming things, can
captainsway:made a quick little comic bc none of the depression comics i see on tumblr really match what i feel depression feels like this never ending ache in my chest that sometimes alleviates but never really goes away for a long whileand i’m fully
hey so like. I’m still alive. the past week or two have been really rough (assault anniversary, attempt anniversary, getting this musical off the ground), but like. I’m here. I don’t know if that really means anything at this point, but I am.
neednothavehappenedtobetrue:high-octane crazyabuse gives you a dumb superpower. you are really, really, really good at figuring out when the people around you are in even the slightest of bad moods. really, really good. you have memorized all their tells,
autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.
chaiannie: i drew some modern!AU lams recently but never posted it because i don’t really like how it came out but// here u go
milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to swing in and say I’ve been watching Pose and I’ve been really enjoying it, esp because it’s hitting me in that Found Family/Character Learning to Become a Matriarch” hole in my heart. So
Because I could use people to chat with about random stuffs like DMMd and RO and god knows what else, here’s what we’ll do. Especially DMMd. This here is my Skype: karuna.tanYou can feel free to add me, but please please PLEASE tell me who you are
I would love to be like Maka but the most of the time I feel like Chrona
vajoochie: IM TRYIGN TO FIND A PAGE ON THIS PERSON’S BLOG THAT SAYS ITS A JOKE BUT I CANT FIND ONE LIKE I DONT WANT TO BE MEAN BUT IS THIS REAL DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS????????? WHAT
tenrose-s: (x)
unpretty: unpretty: i saw a can of pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls at the store and it had a thing on the side like “make monkey bread” and i was like FUCK YEAH imma get this and throw it in a bundt pan and have easy as hell monkey bread BUT THEN i
inkskinned: inkskinned: this is going to sound like such a Tumblr Story but I swear it’s happening as i type but like. outside my dorm window these guys were playing catch and they asked their friend to join him and i heard something muttered and
queendivaofthedark: finnglas: just-shower-thoughts: Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”. This is because there’s always a part of your brain that’s like, “But what if I CAN’T do this?” and you’ll still
aralcle: everythingsaboutyou: “dude” but like romantically “babe” but like platonically
bucatiniposting:Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility
magnetictapedatastorage:The equivalent of Antarctic research stations but in fantasy worlds like for example there’s an evil terrible region of rotting and nightmares but like nine miles from the edge there’s a very ugly little building optimistically
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:foulserpent:like i get it like having completely silent sex is kind of boring but you do have to accept the notion that if youre gonna be loud and you live in a building with other people , your neighbor might not want to
anticipant: rules and stuff: -likes and reblogs count -reblog however many times you want idc -you can use giveaway blogs if you want but just remember someone might need this more than you uwu -you do not have to be following me but i would appreciate