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nabbanaba:water types with amulet coin__________Nbnb
i hate when my kid calls me nice. im a gigantic asshole. like havent you been paying attention kid? i hate everything.
jessepugman: baritonetopher: roberteugenebradley: jessepugman: whenever you feel bad about your love life, remember that i went to my crushes house to hang out and i ended up folding his laundry for like an hour instead it really is damn magical.
peppercorb:retiring the silly outfit my new horizons character has worn for like a year or something >:3
I maybe possibly have a bunch of awesome fetishy bodysuits, teddys and strappy leather things on my wishlist and if any rad lovelies would like to purchase one in exchange for a webcam set or a signed fujiroid in said item, I think I would maybe probably
carpe diem. size the day like free coffee.
But why don’t I have the ability to draw? I just want to do nsfw snk fanart of Armin grabbing Eren by his straps and slamming him against a wall.
Like if u agree
like a handgrenade
ayat-the-aquarius:Earth venusians be single their whole life and act like they’ve been cheated on 3 times
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Doomsday Rose: You’re just gonna remember me as some sexy godlike figure who you wanted to hump immediately after meeting her. Ten: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Rose: *crying* It’s not
thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
Orange bell peppers are weird because looking at them my brain expects them to be spicy. But they’re bell peppers so they’re sweet. It’s weird
apollothegoatboy: i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers, detectives, fuckin knights
but i knew him;
sillylittlemisfit: prettyboyshyflizzy: dayumshecangetit: cozy-purple-socks: lemme-sit-this-aaash-onya: iamryanraw: laced-with-tragedy: baetology: gregger: baetology: jaysthetics: melaninboy: tittyholdin: True af like deadass they don't
mfw bioshock 3 is coming out soon and when I first saw the trailer it felt like it would take a long time
nevver: Draw Like You’ve Never Been Taught
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
nayx: what do you do if you have a cool super rad post idea but youre in the middle of being murdered
rem-ains: Ellie: Can I hold your hand?Carl: No.Ellie: But why?Carl: Because it’ll hurt when you let go. This post ruined my life.
mmmellld: I trusted you, pokemon daycare. But tell me, have you really been supervising my magikarp?
fishpun: ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
nadiaoxford: Layton: “I say! A swing set!” Link: “HAH” Layton: “Well, a gentleman should act his age—” Link: “KYEH” Layton: “—but I haven’t done this since I was a lad. Ah, how nostalgic.” Link: ”HWUAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!”
She’s a meister alright, but she also has weapon blood
aeug: i would lose weight but i hate losing
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
andrewgavin: last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you said you were gay
dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they
do you ever have that song on your ipod that you always skip but then one day you’re forced to listen to it and realize it’s actually the best song ever and you listen to it on repeat for 129648372 days
lnnea: i want to be hot but i don’t want to work out or eat healthy
batreaux: well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
chiothefallen: singlepixelsmiles: godtier-rose: isthatwhatyoumint: so i went back and fixed up some things in fairyfail! mostly just the lettering, but a couple other things as well! you can read it from start to finish here (this is part one) i
crowsonpowerlines: alarminglysilent: fxckalex: eyes-so-inviting: dianaraw: iancredible: I’m going to do this. SOO DOING THIS me too Everyone do this. Doing it THIS DOESN’T FIT MY BLOG BUT OMG THIS IS AWESOME REBLOG EVERYONE
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sardonicscrewdriver: shadowsbestforgotten: dragonsigma: angrynerdyblogger: huelebicho: allons-y-to221b: JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION #yeah #fuck off Wales Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit
josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and
barasandwich: adamsifo: strifestuck: 221becquerel: 7u7: My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
avrillavignechronicles: avril lavigne tells her mom she’s going to the mall with her girl friends but really goes to the movies with her guy friends because girls are too much drama and her mom just doesn’t understand
jesuschristvevo: laughing-alone-with-johnvris: being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky
pupbutt: everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
kawaiipeculier: kawaiipeculier: excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right TO BEAR ARMS
fauxmosexualtranstrender: wretchedoftheearth: I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay weird
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert
cheese3d: i have homework but i also have a laptop
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three
michaelherreraart:I’m working on having a sketchbook printed in time for the CTN Expo. This was a potential cover but the format has changed and I don’t think It’s going to be full color. We’ll see. Things might change. Anyway, enjoy.
...but just a dream
Voted "Most likely to resort to blood magic"
These effervescent vitamin tablets taste like an orange’s arsehole
meggoboner: I have a cold and I feel like shit!
staggot:if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass
aobubblegum: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED WHENEVER THEY PLAYED RHYME LIKE MAYBE THEIR BODIES WERE PHYSICALLY TRANSFERRED INTO THE RHYME GAME OR SOMETHINGBUT NO THEY JUST FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AND GO COMATOSE. IS THIS A NORMAL THING IN THE
okay but look at these fucking nerds back here.
