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“Big enough yet, Jacky?â€â€œNot quite, Kelly, why don’t you take just two more pills? And it’s just Jack.â€â€œOkay, Jack, that sounds like a really good idea. Then do I get to su-â€â€œNot if you keep asking and don’t start obeying me.â€â€œRigh
porcelain-tits: outofstratford: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER 50 Shades of A and Daddy, more like. 😉 Am… Am I Christian Grey?
But baby, you taste so *good* with melted butter …
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
GOD DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I DID SO MUCH WORK TODAY I THINK I DESERVE TO DRAW MORE OF THESE LOSERS THANK YOU
Welcome my blog, here you’ll see me freaking out every time someone I look up to likes something I do.
But when you say it it sounds......
i like that the person who made this diagram only put the numbers on the image because now when i post it without context you can really only guess what’s being explained
dacmennis: I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of noughtSave, where you are how happy you make thoseSo true a fool is love that in your will,Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill (Enochian Calling - Coil)
herfavoritefantasies: Could use this after a day like today…. Or… Any day?
but like neck kisses are the best thing ever
003. I really really really like being texted/messaged first.
kiamatthews: Do I look like I use organic scent-free dye-free dish soap to wash my hand carved dinner wear I bought from Etsy? I love this so hard, and am guffawing at the DC reference
but bruh -
I’m not sure about that but I’am sure she would make a friend.
finally gonna finish readin that saber/rin fic i was readin like 2 years agobut im gonna re-read it from the beginning so i can relive the good shit
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
kweendestiny:Remember When Evan Peters Was On The Office
i never thought this would ever happen but then it did and now i feel super pumped and confident
MY 3DS HAS BEEN BROKEN SINCE 2013 AND I SPENT ALL YESTERDAY FIXING IT IM SO HAPPY THIS WAS SO FUCKING HARD BUT IDFC ANIMAL CROSSING HERE I COME
@ blogs that reblog some girls content but steal others: why???
But really truly, why am I up at 2am trying to do my cat’s natal chart
(i was gonna make them little squidsicles but then i realized thatd be kinda messed up lol)
harryposey: i hate liking a reply to an anon cause i think they’re gonna think i was the anon
But guise how am I supposed to concentrate in Geometry when my teacher is this cool,cute and super young looking asian guy who used to substitue for my algebra class and happens to only remember me out of the whole class ;A; and his beautiful sister is
silvermender: blightwalker: samsamtastic: lextempus: bigfatfeminist: What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful. I’m laughing so hard omfg why is this so precious Ian…. This is so adorable
bowsncats-deactivated20140613: Kyungri straddling (?), clinging (?) onto Ken, until Boom asks her what’s she’s doing, and then she goes on Ken’s back like she’s supposed to. We see Kyungri, we see you.
but Infinite was in Vegas and I was unaware and I could have walked to the Bellagio hotel ugh ;-;
creapy: i wonder what yaoi voice actors look like when theyre voicing sex scenes
rozary: *gives picture of anime character to hairdresser* like this
But Lee Jong Suks lips are really pretty and so is his skin . And his collarbone. And his eyes. And his voice. Sduishaismfkdmsns ohgod its 5am
fuckingalexturner: I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert
namstar: Woohyun: Yesterday at like 3 in the morning… Sunggyu asked us who wanted chicken…
bonanzajellybean:im-still-in-shock: They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still… I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :( HE EATS PEOPLE
bonitaapplebelle: Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions
goldfisses:retrogradeworks:jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autismIn the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.make this
onlyblackgirl: mcimgery: onlyblackgirl: ambitiousvegancitylove: onlyblackgirl: White people will raise hell for discrimination and brutality against Pitbulls but won’t blink twice at a black person getting choked to death by the police, 300 kidnapped
the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Hey actually that lil girl is totally safe and those snakes are bred specifically to be docile asf. It ain’t a race thing lol
But leggings though. - D
c1u: reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
bilbo-baggins-official: I bet Wolf didn’t even have a nickname picked out. Scarlet asked what his name was and he thought “Wait, I can’t tell her my real name. She could look me up. Gotta think of something inconspicuous” and of course the first
salamancy: *gets hurt in video game* me: ow
girls with perfect bodies make me v sad
whatever, forever
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I would like a cheese burger
i love boys with tummies i like to kiss them and lay my head on them and just generally talk about how cute said boy is while patting their tummy
catmeme: u ever get those Random Impulses to do something really dumb like use fingernail clippers to cut ur phone charger in half
discount-supervillain:the hardest part is getting the lack of sympathy across, but with time you’ll all be doing it like pros! Thanks discount!
Like gift cards are so thoughtful but like I can’t buy weed with a gift card
I know it’s a never ending cycle but sometimes I look back on the stuff I’ve drawn for people and I’m like “Ugh, I sent that as a gift?”.
Someone freaking reposted my artI am both oddly flattered, but mostly ENRAGED like wtf jeezus you could have just, oh I dunno, reblog it??thank you xlthuathopec for catching them, I really love all the hardwork you do to catch reposters!
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
So the Reaper not regenerating health from the souls he collects anymore makes sense in the sense on that he could heal himself off kills he didnt do himself so like thats nice but him getting health from the damage he puts out is bullshit because he
funkyfroglet: Here’s a Sollux (because i haven’t seen you draw him recently ;n;) to say just how much i love your art. Like seriously what the hell it’s nice and cute aahhh omg thanks a lot! <3
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
Looks like a dude from a 80s porn movie or like a flashback from a summer fling…I’m good with either :) Original is from [here] He makes freaking awesome gifs!
like father, like…… Extra:
terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked But if tomota paste isn’t the
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