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strangestorys: comeoncurly: yametedaddy: Honestly this was supposed to be the post season 3 man-bun Hannibal that everyone has been drawing. But the more I look at it, the more it just looks like Mads in Valhalla Rising. @strangestorys @remy-thibedou
korragif: I’m sure we all had nightmares like these after playing a certain game. I know this isn’t her nightmare but mines were sure like these HD version OMG
I’m stupid cause if anyone from my past would hmu my stupid ass would prob send a gif reply because I can’t help but be funny bout it
shylittlebaby:so I came super fucking hard last night (like non stop fucking and squirting for 5 minutes straight. maybe more like 7) and passed out. now my sleep schedule is fucked again. yay i’d totally record it but I don’t wanna ruin any more
the thing about high4 is that I’m so attracted to Youngjun but everything about Myunghan screams love me/:
goldfisses: vssels: tbh no offence but im dating a rly cute person @hyryker you cutie
Like I don’t think i’m being unreasonable really? Like I generally don’t mind any kinks whatsoever, but there are a few i just don’t think should exist, and a few that i don’t think are acceptable in any forms.
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
But like ugh the problem with being a girl that likes really filthy depraved kinky shit is that its so hard to find other girls like you since - as women - we’re so fucking hard coded by society to believe we shouldn’t like such things.
mintorment: “Chico, where is Paz?” STEALTH ESPIONAGE ACTION SINCE 1987! AS SUPER SPY SNAKE…. WELL ONE OF THEM THERE ARE LIKE NINETY OF THEM BUT WHATEVER HE IS A SPY AND HE IS A SUPER SPY! CIGARETTES ARE BAD!
tripropellant: Oh no! Yodar’s soups made Luke constipated and a SICK BOY! He is WRITHING on the wet, swamply, slimy ground just trying to GET A LOG OUT. But, He can’t! Have some Compassion. He has to get on with His JEDI TRAINING but the Poops are
But what if I actually wanted to see Nicki Minaj as Armin, person trying to be funny on that fancasting post? Might as well do something to balance out the fact that you were suggesting using Jennifer Lawrence to play a character that is probably poc.
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teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
like I make a post about how I’m excited for something and half the retags are like “ugh I hate this” like make your own damn post about it then, stop killing my buzz
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face. like lets say youre talking to a hot guy, he looks like matt or ashton, but his name is mary or bartholomew
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
christmassassy: sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
thecrossroadsangel: I saw the 5th and 6th movies before I read the books. I still need to, actually, but that’s beside the point. An old friend rented them to watch with me. I’d heard of Luna but didn’t really dig further. First thing I really
people who can draw on their phones have most likely sold their family to satan and art a force to be reckoned with.
o god moray towers is gonna be in splatfest. i mean i like moray but it can be campy as hell sometimes. it’s not as bad as the old map was but still o(-(
ovw has to be like. the worst fandom i’ve been in. like it’s worse than dmmd. and it’s kind of hard to be worse than dmmd but here we are
maurypovichofficial: terminallytwisted: godpenis: This girl is the gift that just keeps giving I’m in tears at the thank you for that with the dead expression BUT IS SHE WRONG??? IS. SHE. WRONG….. Yeah she wrong…like I knew dr phil before
kingjaffejoffer: Teenage girls on Maury be like I felt bad for staring at her titties because while I know she grown, she playing a child and that shit ain’t sitting right.
I’m not a very sappy person but Nia and Simon getting married in the last ep of gurren lagann always makes me cry
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
kurokonoaskuburogu:A lot of people in the Haikyuu!! fandom tend to portray Kuroo as this sex god/machine who’s smooth as fuck like no. Kuroo is a dorky teenage boy that yells panini out of nowhere and gets confused by his own words. This is who Kuroo
realdwntomars: Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a
But we’re gonna start by,Drinking old cheap bottles of wine,Sit talking up all night,Doing things we haven’t for a while,A while ya,We’re smiling but we’re close to tears,Even after all these years,We just now got the feeling that
urie:that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
feeling pretty happy because I found this website of celebrity nude/sex scenes and they actually have small boobs too AND people like them!!!
like I want a man who will snap someone’s neck for laying a hand on me and get worried if I’m in harms way but also who gives me a bath and tucks my hair behind my ear. who barely speaks and puts up a bad boy wall but tells me I’m his
man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON
half my likes are just sexual things that I really like but aren’t pink enough for my blog
I wish I had make-up and hair talents but really I hate doing either of them
I just had a weird moment where I realized that right now somewhere in the world someone just saw a picture of my boobs and liked it
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
other girls are so pretty and it makes me feel like a big pile of poop
I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.
albino-alpaca: #like you don’t understand #if we never see that fucking amulet again i’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life #in twenty years i’ll sit down to talk to my therapist about my failing marriage #and they’ll ask me
But how can you check if someone is taking a video of you while riding the metro….
but like i also have work that i am feeling like NOT doing ????? idk i really like and respect my teachers this term and i don’t wanna senior slump and let them down yall feel me buncha internal conflict
Like 98% of Tumblr Daddy Doms make me want to poke out my eyeballs
Wanna finger and eat some pussy and give orgasms just wanna know what’s that’s like Like is it really to much to ask for? :/
like I know how like all of you say if you’re meant to be with someone it will work out. whether it’s next month or in five years, what’s meant to be will always be. but like what if im not even meant to be with someone lik that just makes sticking
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elasticitymudflap replied to your post:gem corruptions sound cool…ok but one half of the homocube being corrupted and the other isnt and they have to fight/bubble their love 8))well I was going todo kinda like an interlocking gem corruption with the
lilithlilin:i use my tags as like….a secret whisper space….like…..idk how many of u actually read them but i know not all of u do obviously so it’s like the BONUS FACTS part of the book or something. the special fan club secrets. U Know Me A Little
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
I watched Ponyo for the first time last night and ugh yes I love the aesthetic so much!! But omfg the Mom, while really nice and good was like?? I got SO much anxiety watching her drive??? and leaving a 5 year old home alone??? while theres a MASSIVE
anyway I’m p sure others have noticed too but Karkat and Terezi don’t even have one single chat together planned (yet?) and that’s like??almost as if the plot doesn’t want them to interact anymore or even to be friends, that’s strange to say
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
I’m confused at what is so difficult to understand about this? I explained it’s because forcing gender roles onto men makes it humiliating… because I’m a woman and do all those things (not because I feel like I have to but because I enjoy
