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goondere Like I ain’t no prude or nothing, breasts are great, but like, women get the idea that dudes would be cool with that, and i’m sorry man, but it’s the equivalent of pulling your junk out at a lady. Like if she whipped her clam
I got a comment on my most recent fic and I’m SO UPSET it’s just crit without the con part. They were like “ARMIN IS BLAND AND YOU SHOULD ADD MORE CANON TO THIS” and I’m just like “But how? Why? I want to make this
8oo: like i love pmmm the girls are cute its interesting its dark and its got cute girlfriends but heres the thing its Not Really Queer its more like moe male gaze lesbian jack off material and that interestingly dark plot was created to make young girls
delta-piscium:what do you think of people expanding on your work in the tags (adding their own ideas, HCs, and interpretations)I don’t like it, it’s my work/idea I don’t want anyone to hijack itI don’t mind/care, it’s in the tags it doesn’t
thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch all weekend long :oPAnd while I’m not necessarily saying I ship Ellie and Alec, at the same time I wouldn’t object if they do end up together. That being said, I also just love
chessys: no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
stone-faced-sunset:ndragoon:mysharona1987:mysharona1987:But some seriously fucked up shit happened here. This wasn’t just a mad mob of crazy MAGA folks.Not that I like Mike Pence, by any means, but how do you get *that* close to killing a sitting
Hey so, like, in “Beach Party” Steven says “But these are our neighbors!” and Garnet is like “There’s nothing we can do about that now” But, like, does she mean there’s nothing they can do because the damage
Regarding left-or-right handedness, its interesting because its a genetic thing but its also affected by learned or observed behaviors. Like, you can become better with your non-dominant hand by using it. Stuff like that. Like, all my siblings and I are
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
I was just thinking about how, like, if Pearl is a sort of manufactured subspecies of Gem like we’ve been discussing then maybe she’s not technically a Gem but a facsimile of one. Like Pearl is her species rather than name? Something similar to Gems
I need to get something like a spinner ring or fidget toy (like a necklace or something attached to my wrist). I’ve always kind of wanted one, because I fidget a lot so the idea of having something expressly for that is appealing, but lately its seeming
I was really anxious at the start of the week, about what I don’t know, but the week has actually been good so far. Really good! And not, like, because of anything in particular. I just feel good, I feel ok, I don’t feel like there’s
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
Theres a guy at work thats really attractive, really cute, and likes Pokemon. It kinda sets me off so I sort of try to avoid him when I can but damn, I wish I could say something to him about it, but straight people do not want to hear stuff like that
butt-grab: you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects
Ok so I don’t usually post any music videos or anything like that but I’ve been obsessed with this record since its release more than 6 months ago now and today I’ve been listening to it on repeat for like 5 hours already.There are a lot of things
yakuza-trash: I bet Mink is that guy who tries to act like he has no fetishes, but damn he does
irl-slyblue replied to your post: “i think i’m starting to like mch*nzo more than brotherfuck but i’m not…”:I need you for my daily dose of brotherfuckingOKAY BUT LIKE when u only ever like rare pairs and problematic ships it gets hard
kingjaffejoffer: strivingking22:kingjaffejoffer:Shark Tank is my favorite show that I rarely ever mention or talk aboutI like to hope everyone gets a deal lol but I always laugh when people who value their company at like 3 million dollars but have
purple-skeleton-tongues: Okay so like I know the majority of the fandom sees papyrus as the younger bro, but like what if sans was? I like both ideas, but I don’t see a lot of younger sans so yea
illiryasunmist: winter-dawnforge: Personally, I don’t like the drawing but that’s because I don’t really like the style. However, I do like the points he makes… even if he ends up ranting half way through x) I loved the rant. His anger is
xiunplane: also I cannot stress it enough to people around me and my friends - please don’t do april fools with me. I know i know, it’s fun to see me struggle and be easily tricked into thinking something, but it honestly makes me feel like shit
tbh the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with has a boyfriend & I really want to fuck him, just because. like I have no idea what he looks like or anything but still. I’m actually the fucking worst. I would never ever ever do that, but like the
batcii: i’m in this very odd bubble like logically, i know i have a lot to do but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their
kitfisto: i wanna be part of a group but like actually liked by everyone and part of it. dunno! i have a friend group irl but. im not relevant to it im just there. i dont hang out with the ppl alone and none of them like me as much as eachother
ben-yatta: ben-yatta: ben-yatta: i got this song stuck in my head that goes like DUHHHHH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUH DUHHHHH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUH DU ya know? it’s like brassy and stuff but like i don’t know the lyrics i just want the brass but really
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
fairyneko: sheelovesher: First of all, you not about to be on here looking like an amazing piece of fruit I promise I’m a lumpy potato in person She a sweet potato, I swear.But also like a peach? So like a sweet poteach?
wraithlings: vampireapologist: i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in
antacidsnake:So a few days ago I saw something that just made me unfollow someone bc it’s like “you’re not that funny” ya know? And honestly it’s not a big deal but it’s stuck in the back of my mind like that last piece or food or a bit of
I’ve been drinking this pepermint soda. Like, candy cane soda. It’s weird. I think it’s giving me stat bonuses, but I don’t know what they are. Like, perception maybe? but like, dnd perception, not fallout perception, which means it applies to
he is the one man I want to hurt me but ironically he’s the only one who won’t
im not very sure I like this at all but I like the sweet tooth sticker so theres that
okay so it’s not a baby-baby picture of me, but it’s the only one I have on my computer of me super young. I’m like on a sugar high lmao ignore that bitch on the left though, we’re not friends anymore >:(
bout to sound hella conceited, but boys are so lucky girls exist because honestly girls are just like so pretty and look so freaking good all the time without even trying ifff a boy looks good like he needs to try really hard like they’re just
dankusmcdonald:y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough
i need new tumblr friends. most of the ones i had just disappeared or whatever. the ones who didn’t i still like but like lemme know if we are still friends???? i know i was MIA for awhile but i like friends so be mine
discount-supervillain: I’ve been drinking this pepermint soda. Like, candy cane soda. It’s weird. I think it’s giving me stat bonuses, but I don’t know what they are. Like, perception maybe? but like, dnd perception, not fallout perception, which
sex-like-a-nympho: liddohsav: My picture on my dash, not from me… sorry but uhm your boobs are fabulous…like everything else is perfect too but…like woah
I truly wished, that I really enjoyed straps and girl dick like for real enjoyed it. But like with so much else it’s just.. I grip for the little I can reach. It’s nothing wrong I just don’t like how it feels in me. But its better than
Yes but listen to this crazy thought, what if, there were 10-20 messages from women every time i opened my inbox on sites like Fl or dating apps like whaaatt?!?!, mind blown. Nah only men form me. I fucking hate men. I don’t.. but like the kind
hoe96: voulx:no offense but i dont like alcohol no affens but you don’t know how to drink u dumb ho hmm no, i just don’t like alcohol
:^))))Hey you know what would be radical?Not fucking commenting on my headcanon art post with some shit passive aggressive comment like ‘She would probably have the one eye tho lmao’ like wtf I get that everyone has different headcanons that’s
Uhhh you guys, could you NOT reblog that reposted art post? It’s just giving them undeserved notes, like, if you just like the art then you can go reblog the original post I linked to..
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
the-pepe-of-meme-street: jen-iii: Im honestly trying my best to get super hype about RW*BY again but theyre like…trying real hard it seems to make Ja/une the main character and its like ‘NO!! I came here for the GIRLS, WHERES MAH GIRLS???’ like
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
thebossmonsters: I don’t reblog Naruto… Like ever. Very curious how this even ended up on the dash but GOD DAMN SHE WAS GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN HER HEAD LIKE HO SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT HER BRUTE FUCKING STRENGTH LIKE, GURL WTF YOU SUPPOSE TO BE A HEALER,
dyingaesthetically:The worst thing I feel with adhd is sitting down to do work but all I can do is stare at it. Like all of a sudden the words on the paper are gibberish and I’ve been sitting there for hours trying so damn hard but I have nothing to
Does anyone else actually like soap cutting videos but the way they handle the blade while cutting just rips out that suburban mom in you anxiety like 30493751142749% like NO!!! UNSAFE!!!!
i dunno why but like every time im drunk i make stupid threads on reddit in the real housewives/vanderpump rules subreddits like last night i made some thread about ariana and how we all support her but like i was so wasted and im just so embarrassed
