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signedfury: dyedclothes: runningfromlionsz: deadlyflashesofgreen: bookahplease: CT could get it. Sweet Jesus I had to take a minute to myself after that happened. I hate him but hot damn bless I’d swipe my MetroCard for a ride on that face.
cheatingandbreakupsluts: itsmrheartless: Oh, Jesus, baby. Your boss just left and it feels like he fucking ruined me! Can you just lick me for a while, I’m raw. Thanks, sweetie. Oh, there nay be some cum in there, but you can just swallow that, can’t
chocoperv: I don’t know the outfit..but I do know she fine as hell…sweet baby jesus Kim stamp
scolipede: kirk-here: margrietyrell: annanicolesmithvevo: thank god GUYS IT’S REAL i just want to say thank you so much, not only to god but to jesus What a time to be alive.
thespectacularspider-girl: mauken-dyn: Super Smash Bros. 1998 vs. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 2018 IT’S A SMALL THING BUT THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!! 19 years. Jesus christ, that progression is kinda scary.
uh no thanks jesus~ I dont swing that way, but thanks
brohang: jesus this took so long.. my hands.. also some vent art in my human au, peri’s parents got killed in a house fire, and they were able to rescue her just in time. but hey here is some cuddles.. i need that a lot ; n;
meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST you thought the other pokebears were scary~ lol XD
lucydonaghan: Jesus christ. What the hell did this guy eat. Looks to of quite literally added at least an extra 50 pounds of pure lard to that tiny frame. Looks insanely hotter but he might need some new clothes again.
dad-official: I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you
evilkittyky: Still have a few more pieces that i needa get but this corset is awesome … jesus… *massive life threatening cock twitch*
petroliuus:destructiondragon360: lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got
onyourtongue:sucubis:babypinkacrylicnails:soggymoistmeat: but then you realize you want to be wit somebody FUCJING STOP RIGHT NOW OMFG :(( JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WTF?!
lordaardvarksfm: Patreon Raffle - Gaige v MoxxiGfycat links:Gaige v MoxxiPatron Name (Patron Jesus Christ)So I finally got around to doing the Patron raffle request from a few weeks ago. I lost the one I originally made, but frankly, I like this one
spiritualinspiration: Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever. (Hebrews 13:8, NKJV.) One of the reasons it’s so important to know the Word of God is not only to learn His promises and His ways, but to understand His character. What
tolkienteacher: commedes-lavie: findingnikko: ikantenggelem: Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video- omg well damn Jesus God…looks cool, but I don’t understand how these people don’t DIE. They’re fucking crazy!
dongitosdraws: Oh Jesus Christ wtf, this took me way too long that it should. But ayy, I am pleased. Not being lazy for once lol.
arabcocksuckers: She loves Jesus but her boyfriend even more.
broadwayplay: bigd12x9-bigd12x9in: When you teasing the ones who ain’t touching it….lol! He is one manly man! Jesus! Hung like a horse! BUT, why can’t he get it up in this video?
thank you white jesus for having a female in a manga, in a hot spring, with a male, and she’s attractive, but she has breasts that fit her frame and she is wearing a delightfully modest bathing suit. it’s shit like this is why i read witch
oddbagel: drewapple: pizza-omelette: notanothersonicblog: A seminal moment in animation history. Not even looking at him at the end is just the cherry on the cake jesus christ This has some perspective issues, but it’s still really decent,
endnegativity: They wanna boycott “Black Jesus” but where were y’all activist when it was a webshow? Or when they released the posters? Or when they did the trailer? Y’all fake. is there really a boycott?
djyellabootyazz: I’m a child of god i’m trying to help her white jesus but she’s making it really fucking hard dude.
kidxforever: Remember when niggas used to photoshop the supreme logo over their eyes? i dont remember this, and i thank white jesus for that. but now im aware it happened, and it is enraging.
wontongod replied to your post:wontongod replied to your post:the main thing that… it should have ended 5 years ago …. jk… but really….. fuck bleach…… it is so far off the deep-end now jesus. it should have ended immediately after they
togakiss: I think it’s time for Jesus to return to Earth and cleanse us from our sins. i like make a lot of allusions to suicide or whatever, but if this comes to fruition im going to fucking stop talking about it and be about it i swear to white
vgjunk: Super Smash Bros., Nintendo 64.
swallowthatshit: socialinkcanvas: jasminedagawdess: heldersangel: milliondollarnigga: doncheftw: I don’t know what’s happening, but I hope they both get quarantined. LMAOOOOOOOOOO JESUS GOD How is this iconic shit is so disrespectful This
joannhutch1976: Oh sweet Jesus. Wade looks really good in a suit…but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hoping for the Barrett Bulge to make an appearance
theparanoidbunny: cawnstantheadache: beyoncebeytwice: jesus has risen Merry fucking Christmas it’s really real i just looked it up thank you santa I don’t mean to sound like an asshole on Christmas but….Best present I’ve ever
garrus-vakkarian: i would not only like to thank god, but also jesus, for this comic god bless bigby’s butt
gllt: aubreyjam: willlaren: I am also against this combination of things, but compared to the cocaine and riots combo I would probably go with this… jesus christ black people come on what am i looking at lmfao
geardawg: nurse-audino: swagloon: striderp: oh my god what ajhfdhafhgdfahjgdfahjds no no NO i spent 5 minutes trying to come up with witty commentary but this is just too awful for words. jesus this is horrible oh my god ugh
cloesy: thegoodsonisbad: grannysgonna: joshishollywood: Without a word of exaggeration this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life but why this is a choice that someone made someone thought this was a good idea congratulation lmfao jesus
auwa: pancakeremix: crateshya: Jesus fuck I normally don’t reblog fashion but these are really awesome That middle right and bottom left… <3 GIVE THESE TO ME no motherfucker give them to me
marcosfrickles: i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
iridessence: i normally don’t care for gifs like this but i really thought jesus was going to pop out and tell me “no"
youngblackandvegan: dickprintbandit: bl4ck—jesus: clarknokent: ghno1bloggamedia: Tennis Star, Serena Williams That body! Her booty though. I love her body except her arms buts she’s hot tho how interesting for a person to think that they
extrasad: I bite my lip when I miss you and lately my mouth has been so full of blood I can barely speak. I’m not even sure if it’s my own blood. My mother is worried. Jesus christ, I’m worried. You say you lost feelings but I lost my fucking mind
catbountry: phreakattack: catbountry: adriofthedead: THAT THIRD PANEL jesus christ I need more of this because it’s amazing. lol omg what is this? Oh God I remember this. Please give me the source, IVe seen this comic floating around but Ive
carniscorner: ecmajor: theartofanimation: Tamidatami Escher’s rolling a bit. But probably in a good way :3 Man these are nice <3 jesus fuck Woah @___@ So saving these for inspiration. o:
vixyhoovesmod: ruhiana: thedevilstongue: solarselection: princess-passion-flower: stonedpervert: thelittlestonedfox: I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god i love retail robin That bird is on point. yall dont understand how accurate jesus
datcatwhatcameback: sofia-ciel: resurrectedtobekilled: Oh jesus. Welp, guess I’m unfollowing, AGAIN. ugh goddamn it jontron Uhm, sorry but Jontron is correct. MEN ARE DISGUSTED WITH RAPE. That is why rape is not socially acceptable! If rape was
conversationswithbees: trillgamesh: grinderman2: Pope’s Dove of Peace attacked by seagull this is like a fucking arrested development gag but ITS REAL Jesus, seagulls in Europe don’t fuck around
hmniay: brokuro replied to your post:ok but have you actually drawn noya praying on his knees to asahi jesus because i need to see that rn omfgI REGRET-
New York logo changed to welcome Jesus-loving superstar. Well, it wasn’t really altered. Yet. But if Tebow learns to play quarterback you can bet every mouth beathing J-E-T-S fan in New York will demand the change. Via Jockular
rileyix: teenagor: torsive: visvxl: Manhattan at 6 a.m. BUT YOU REALLY GOTTA ACTUALLY CLICK ON THE PICTURE. favorite picture on here jesus
theunionpacific: isthatjesus: is that jesus? ON A DINOSAUR!!!!!!? And Christ said, Raptors, Rexs, Rhoetosauruses, my kingdom is your kingdom. Graham is saying that tis was an illustration in a book that he had. I don’t think it is, but I wish
thegreg: mariskahargitay: tychokepler: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/?a=30217 Joseph Gordon Levitt is going to play Black Mask! CALLED IT. Oh. sweet. jesus. But Bane, Catwoman, Black Mask, and Talia all in one flick? Could get a little crowded,
thebiggonzowski: donnerdont: thegreg: mariskahargitay: tychokepler: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/?a=30217 Joseph Gordon Levitt is going to play Black Mask! CALLED IT. Oh. sweet. jesus. But Bane, Catwoman, Black Mask, and Talia all in one
neilandteacup replied to your post: Just a reminder- It’s okay if you call me Donna…. OMG MY LIFE TOO. Jesus. It’s not the pronouns that get me most. And usually I can ignore my “real” name, but the direct references to being woman/lady/girl
whinecraft: Kotessusan do not become wild >but y just dont >ok i think im going to be wild goddamnit kotessusan Jesus fucking Christ his witch form would wipe out the earth.
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librabutch:doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican
optimysticals: tethmos: september-before-a-rainfall: Jesus. Look at this, and remember it next time someone says that the gay community survived the AIDS epidemic. We didn’t survive, we started over. We lost all but an entire generation. This is
[18:56:17] Ren: -.- do I need to hit you? I can’t find the long stick to hit you in the head but was prepared with a fan if your mind didn’t move away from those three parts YOU WROTE THEM. 8’D THANK YOU. 8’D JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Small Deviling Hat [1], anyone? Jesus Christ baby devilings jumping on my char’s head but those stats = pure crap. 8’D
sweetmelonkandy: quizzicalteme: ren—nipple: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT ALSO JESUS
fabuloussatan:This is first time when I REALLY don’t like new characterJeez, Lilith, what the fuck?!?! Usually I love just about every graveborn hero in the game but… I guess that’s about to change. Jesus fuck no.
So now after knowing my mom broke her shoulder bone this morning, I was approached by two religious ladies at the station on my way to home from grocery run.“Excuse me but do you know that Jesus really loves you?”Naturally I was polite and