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i know like intellectually i need to stop smoking. but jesus god i dont want to.
knifeandlighter: i know like intellectually i need to stop smoking. but jesus god i dont want to. It’s because you have the mentality of a child and have a compulsion to do things you are told not to
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: i know like intellectually i need to stop smoking. but jesus god i dont want to. It’s because you have the mentality of a child and have a compulsion to do things you are told not to fuckin’ right.
lambchopviking: i would like to thank not only god but jesus for these abs
dailypine: Chris Pine’s Suits + Ties of the 2013 STID World Tour
breaktotheotherside: umm.. If you think Egyptians were anything but black you are either ignorant or blind…
I like this look, but Jesus fucking Christ that shoulder o_O
theinternetisundead: spookymuldered: i don’t think you guys understand if one member of my ship hallucinates the other after their death then it is probably otp for life Six Feet Under feels. I WASN’T EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT BUT JESUS FUCKING
jen-suis: sasha is trying to teach connie a lesson while throwing her dirty socks at him/and his are entangled with hers, but everyone ignores the fact/ mikasa slowly boils cause jean is mocking eren who tries to reach for a book armin wants to look
kaner-con-queso: boston-strong-forever: ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT
another thing to add to the list of “things you shouldn’t do with me,” you probably shouldn’t watch criminal minds with me, either. I just spent an episode screaming, “DID GARCIA GO FOR HIS NIPPLE? SHE TOTALLY JUST TOUCHED
this is going to sound super conceited, but I wonder how many people look at a form of media and go “yep……….that’s the ship/character/whatever donnie’s going to like”
ok I’m enjoying watching jjba and it’s super over the top and all that fun stuff, but jesus fucking christ, I hope you all know that I have to pause it and let out a long scream when they touch anything remotely historical.
"oh my god, you're seriously going to pay college kids ฟ an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
counterpunches: notbecauseofvictories: I don’t know if I will be a published author someday, let alone a published author of a blockbuster decade-defining cultural pillar but jesus, I hope I have more grace about it than jk rowling #god grant me
owletowo:Obey Me! ~ MAMMON ~
nature-is-her-life: I may not have the prettiest face, but jesus christ I have great tits. I don’t do submission requests.
#i want to thank not only god but jesus for this female character
shinyopals: oodlyenough: lol so many fics rely on the doctor taking [companion] to some violently misogynist dystopia i get that people need a plot device but jesus doctor get it together #rose isn’t this fall foliage nice #ps you have to pretend
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave
jonahsimms: I would like to thank not only god but jesus
tinyconfusion: “He must get the credit for this, not me, not David Tennant, Russell T. Davis. Now, me and Russell T. Davis, have serious personal difficulties and disagreements. We don’t get along. But he’s the man who’s responsible. He took
on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
dccubster: #i want to thank not only god but jesus for this female character
glossynympheteyes: this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
iseeitcrimson: peytongrey: lunarlarry: lobstmourne: unimpressedcats: yes yes i clean 4 u “IM HELPING” Thank you cat. iseeitcrimson Holy Jesus. I think I should be glad that Ælf doesn’t like water.
zanetehaiden: Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
ragtime-feline:fwips: polishallthenails: Sure, there’s nearly a thousand individually placed pieces of glitter on this mermaid mani but THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CRAZY OK I JUST LIKE GLITTER Post is here holy shit wh a t the hell kind of inhuman patience
laughathipsters: But Jesus could also walk on water, so clearly he was the Avatar. ;-) Messiah, the last Airbender ONE DAY, THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH LIVED IN PEACE AND HARMONY THEN, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN LUCIFER ATTACKED AVATAR CHRIST
hotcunts: Not the biggest fan of his ink but jesus that ass. Amazing
sawtsuki: I WANT TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS
SUCE MA BITE, VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!
ebronics: ophibell: robotsandramblings: ipgd: *completely fucking speechless* everytime you see those Starscream jokes you think they’re exaggerations but jesus christ they’re really not lmao Megatron seriously fell over from feeling dizzy.
cutefatbabe: gilllovny: cordeliaschase: I would like to thank not only god, but jesus (and @danaskulls) MOM
cutxthroatxboy: you are by far the biggest brat girl that i have ever met in my entire life but i love you to the moon and back, nova rae
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
swerveycorps: i would like to thank not only god but jesus
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
walkingnorth-art: It finally came back to me. I think that was you. LoK/Spirited Away crossover! This is my half of a trade with s0mmertraum and oh my goodness it was fun to draw <3Also this has nothing at all to do with this picture but you should
Request for the WWD, Purple Heart in Angela’s suit from Rakuen Tsuihou. Fun to draw, but jesus this suit is complicated to draw. Wew, at the rate I’ve been going I might get four colored pics out all year! Large version here
I’ve been using Twitter a lot more lately but jesus christ the idiocy just gets to me sometimesTumblr why did you do it? You could have had it all
rcah: 2pacsnosering: I don’t only want to thank god, but jesus. how
ammit420: its really niggas out here eating people out on their periods? iono man like yall tryna do all this freak shit boutta fuck around and bring consumption or dysentery back I’ll fuck while she bleeding but I can’t bring myself to
kuntybynature: sprinkledredfrosteddonut: kuntybynature: watuare: kuntybynature: anastyniggamind: dancingshenanigans: bigbrotherhokage: 1017andpregnant: kuntybynature: When you’re fat but Jesus let’s you prosper 👀 Only on tumblr, Facebook
2pacsnosering: I don’t only want to thank god, but jesus.
My Idea of a Movie about Jesus with BLACK ACTORS
gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses. Jesus christ
dynastylnoire: revyspite: onyourtongue: @revyspite @rudegyalchina @suspended-fifth on some real shit my moms woulda knocked my soul outta my body omgggggg bruh…they’d be calling cyf, the police, and Jesus if I ever acted continued to raise my
nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able
flowisaconstruct: thebear-maidenfair: reading-writing-revolution: paxamericana: this is the dude that choke-slammed a reporter yesterday Wow, but Jesus didn’t have a job, so fuck him, too. I love these Old Testament Republicans. The New Testament
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Moved onto Act Two of ME2, biting my tongue to not rush in and go get Legion because I do want everyone to survive Act 3… Did play the Overlord DLC mission though and boy did that go dark fast. I had a feeling I knew what the brother did, but Jesus
nishthedish: tokenduelist: robotsandramblings: ipgd: *completely fucking speechless* everytime you see those Starscream jokes you think they’re exaggerations but jesus christ they’re really not lmao Megatron: -trips and stays on floor for a