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lanadelcuntflap: neuroxin: when you just got bred by a girthy monster and you run to the toilet but your hole still got that gape Y'all need jesus i swear
dotswap: I gotta have this skin when it comes out jesus fuckgin fhjcristsfdkkjadsk SO…… CUTEEEE……!!!I main support atm but god dang im back on the adc grind once this comes out
marcosfrickles: i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
kmenas: unrar: “Think of all the girls who could become top athletes but quit sports because they’re afraid of having too many defined muscles and being made fun of or called unattractive.“ - Serena Williams Jesus
last-heroine: ‘Ok no kiss, whatever douche, not like I care, but what do you think of my new sneakers? The blood orange colour is so-’ ‘Blood orange!? Jesus Jean you’re so pretentious.’
I had a dream about dogs! Also, murderous statues that came to life and tried to eat/slice/crush you (I remember making a comment about how it would have been interesting if there was a statue of Jesus around). But the dogs were there, and the dogs were
kobresias: pound-f00lish: hauntu: Colby, Kansas @kobresias we put up Wheat Jesus to keep the corn wolves away Okay but like honestly, and I mean this from the very bottom of my soul….what the fuck????
birooksun: indiedrone: kateordie: indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet
skeptikhaleesi: hypeerion: jesus these need to be shirts They’re actually on buttons, but some asshat deleted the caption on how/where to buy them. I’m working on getting them on shirts though
paralacking: tyleroakley: witchhctiw: the-solitary-witch: warriorsatthedisco: Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano. Saxes move downstage. I’ll just leave this here. SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
kateordie:indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now.. I’m
obsessionfull: shorterexcerpts: peterwknox: poldberg: A late night interpretation of Jesus’ thoughts about rich people by Sensitive Mark. Not enough notes on this post. But as a Sunday School graduate, I enjoyed this. Also pretty sure “give
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crip-jesus: labellabrianna: thats-tea: 🤤🤤🤤 My lactose intolerance is telling me no! But my body! My body is telling me yeeeeeeeeessssssss!
weliketoplay7384: sameolstogey: sothicksocurvy: nelyeah: Real!!! Jesus!!! Beautiful body weliketoplay7384 Haha, it is! But its not mine ;) xoxo, K
science-jesus: sisterjuliennes: canissiriusmajor: highfunctioningshirtbuttons: Our class has the best Christmas tree. oh my god it’s our chemistree BLESS But of the tree of the laboratory, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest
gothicstripper: nerdy-stripper: My club’s locker room is gross…kind of like the rest of my club lmao. But here’s my school girl look that I wore last night! jesus
justchukwa: kaylapocalypse: dukeofbookingham: Another anecdote from Greek class: Apparently there’s an episode in the Bible where Jesus asks Peter “Do you love me?” using a form of the verb ἀγαπάω, which means ‘love’ but in like
stevita: imp: earthmantle: my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation I use “Crap on a Cracker” a lot but there’s also ‘Jesus
fierceawakening: fatedefied: romancingthebookworm: trapqueenkoopa: weavemama: POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN things heat up in the jesus fandom SWEET POTATOES YES. I adore Fr. Martin. Looked into it, and it’s real. Not only that, but if you
anonymoustypewriter: You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: politicalsci: I mean, Christianity is an evil and the Bible is full of so much shit, but guess what American Christians, Jesus wasn’t a capitalist and every rich person is going to hell. (Matthew 19:24).MERRY CHRISTMAS.
librabutch:doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican
dayandage:he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but go off i guess
indiedrone: kateordie: indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are
gaslightgallows: mxlxdroit: Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus Imagine this guy showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?” Mary: but how can this be since I am a virgin?
radioactivepeasant: anonymoustypewriter: You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much this makes me laugh every year
tymorrowland:gunsandfireandshit:runcibility:bending-sickle:cargopantsman:Imagine a baby being born but instead of screaming it just looks thoroughly displeased about its recent experience.Isabela Pereira de Jesus (b. Feb. 13, 2020, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)
chaumas-deactivated20230115:if you invite me to your child’s christening, i won’t go. who has the time for that. i hate jesus. but if you don’t invite me I’m going to show up and curse you and your firstborn and your vassals and all your subjects
evilsoup:Jesus Fucking Christ. Utterly ridiculous, totally undemocratic, how does some parasite with a funny hat dying trump a vote to strike. I know bureaucrats are known to look for opportunities to sell out strikes but, fucking hell. The RMT should
unclerippuascension:bogleech:This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy” let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet
alanangels:Mustafa,JESUS.His new bio😂For people just finding out about Ali,he used to be a cop in Chicago but left after realizing how corrupt the system was.
tajmahalla: novaschaos: tajmahalla: novaschaos: Bitch I want 200+ notes on my selfies 😭 I want 2 thnk god and jesus-san Why am I not loved 😖 UZ LOVED BY ME AND DONT U FORGET IT. UZ A PUTO BUT CHU MY PUTO PAPI Ayyyyyyyybayyyyybayyyyyyyy
kateordie: indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now..
mahakavi: snaics: stuckdrawer: snaics: what’s the opposite of vore Going the fuck to church but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus delete my blog i’m begging someone please @theonetogo
tethmos: september-before-a-rainfall: Jesus. Look at this, and remember it next time someone says that the gay community survived the AIDS epidemic. We didn’t survive, we started over. We lost all but an entire generation.
thatsexgirl: When M is away, I have to find some way to entertain myself…. Jesus Christ! I know I am reblogging the hell out of her tonight, but seriously, how can I not with pics like these?
highuponsex: jorgejuniorp: highuponsexme:I should probably clean my room, but I’m having so much fun taking booty pics! JESUS CHRIST IM IN LOVE Prove it. 😏
kcrulesok: omoluvr5280: secretomoaccount: I know you can’t really see all of it, but I was bursting to go while watching Netflix Jesus fucking Christ I love EVERYTHING about this, especially the sounds you make. I wish I was there in person…FUCK
crackervolley: zevponyart: micthemicrophone: derpytwizzle: catfood-mcfly: Greatest use of SFM ever. I can’t explain what about this made me lose my shit laughing so hard, but something in here was fantastic. JEsus Christ. lordy. 5/5 breddi
naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
best-of-funny: ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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mrpunchinello: werewolfstripclub: I’m looking for wolf reference photos but I’ve never been so afraid Neither has that other wolf, apparently. Jesus fucking christ
girlsincuteunderwear: jesus, my followers have amazing butts. imagine just grabbing that with two hands.from: bru-brishe posts almost nothing but pics of her own ass, guys. i like her. follow her.
bonappetitandontforgetpopney: Nick Jonas Does Something He Never Does And posts a shirtless Instagram pic saying, “I never do this but… Healthy living and fitness update. Post workout picture. #diabeticinshape #2.0” Jesus Nick! And 180,000
indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now.. I’m gay
seeker310: insidejamarifox: Bk Brandon Looks Like A Work Out jesus almighty… look at what god can do! so everyone knows bk brandon is my favorite trainer wolf. okay… he is one of them, but you get the drift. since i am looking for a trainer wolf,
sisqofanclub: Jesus may have walked on water But Sisqo walked on bitches I know who I’m going with
kirk-here: margrietyrell: annanicolesmithvevo: thank god GUYS IT’S REAL i just want to say thank you so much, not only to god but to jesus
bloodpactgirlscout: My catholic father literally just said “No, wait, but wasn’t there that story where Jesus and Buddha met? And they lived together for some time? Wasn’t that a thing?” “And they went on a rollercoaster?” “Wait,
drewster321: hairymanhatingdyke:unofficialdragon:Jesus fucking Christok but is anyone surprised Straight men ruin every good thing
warmbooty: gorlt:gorlt: i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no delete this
kuraikami: I am actually really excited for Phonon, cannot wait to try playing her, BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW UNIB IS ACTUALLY GETTING A FUCKING PATCH?!?!?!? JESUS THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG. THANK YOU BASED FRENCH BREAD!!!!! (Lol watch Hyde and Seth still
pheaux: memelovingbot: hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my Jesus When someone’s sinning
actuallyalivingsaint: stanislawstilinski: the-irish-mayhem: swevani: im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”
gdgdfairies: etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall When Did TUmnglr Get so damn smoothke, jesus FUCK thatis
tiger-thoughts-and-things: kateordie: indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet
hennessysfinest: m249: honeybunnyyy: shesheistyy: powermove95: shesheistyy: blackfrostxxxii: bamalam31: Make ya own caption Perfect parenting JESUS We fall down but we get up 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀😂BYEEESNMDYJN SGFHJ!!!!
