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jinxley: I tried to invoke the powers of Jesus on my history test but the Lord has failed me.
tlrledbetter: ironbloodaika: tlrledbetter: ironbloodaika: itswalky: Shortpacked!: Slime helpful additional reading Jesus Christ. DX I knew people who were stuck on Nickelodeon’s past and against its present were closed-minded, but this is ridiculou
abluegirl: boysinperil: princeinstitches: abuubuubuu My thoughts in written format: fuck me that’s a giant motherfucking moth get it away get it away…it’s really pretty but FUCK NO get it away jesus fucking christ how could you kill it you’d
thatscienceguy: asgardianstorm: dedan-andhisbitch: princessaryastark: x I don’t think I have any followers in New Zealand, but if so, I hope you’re safe. jesus fuck welly looks like a glowing worm hole yeah it’s kind of been like this for
gracevicari: magcon-espinosa: gilinskyslay: nashsdickle: frickmematt: buT LIKE THE TYPE OF BROTHER NASH IS I CANT #foreverreblog what I thought “jesus brother” I cannot stop reblogging this omf
pantherisfat: gaynessandgeekery:colorslashmotion:I got a new jockstrap! Not that you can see any detail. But it feels damn fantastic. Jesus tap dancing Christ! O_O yes gawd
justice4mikebrown: The handwriting says: “How can you, a minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ, be such a deceitful hypocrite? You’re not fooling anyone but yourself in your nauseating talk about non-violence. You demand a program to overcome poverty
wildnkc:I’m not that into hair really…but dear Jesus
lennybaby2: belindapendragon: loveistheessenceoflife: b-ak3d: big-bad-wolf-fitness: paragonpostcards: hellapugs: when shots are fired but you have a good comeback did he just airbend? His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe yooo jesus
tylerthewolf: cyberqueer: British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x) i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset
verysharpteeth: asexualrogers: #jesus fucking christ#it’s horrifying because he was awake for all this#we don’t know how steve froze but we know how bucky froze over and over and he was conscious#look at him reaching for his own reflection#he saw
thetimberpig: this religious guy thought i was being disrespectful when i said “da jesus book” but you dont understand
ownedbymydaddy: Jesus fuck, THIS! When Daddy hurts me with it…slamming his big heavy cock over and over against my cervix, spreading my wet little slit so wide…that mixture of pain and pleasure is indescribable but my god it’s the most intense,
sugarbooty: savageblackout: apparently she was very soft. I will PET a tarantula, y’all! I ain’t a scared of nothing but Tyler Perry movies and cheese. And Jesus Campers. And Saiid’s long ass fingernails. And people who don’t realize that Twilight
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mrmattegrey: subgirlygirl: I know you’re a smart girl. Your beauty caught my eye, but your intelligence reeled me in. The things you say… Jesus, the things you say! Your mind never stops, never quiets. And that’s where I can help. Now, hush.
abracadxbra: “I fear nothin’ on this odyssey of dark roads. God lives in my dog’s soul, the devil in his dog bowl. We are the prophets, Jesus was a poor sport He booted Nostradamus, turned water into wine But he loved the gin and tonic, had skeletons
probabilityofpsychosis: ohaugustine: jesus-tapdancing-christ: jonsn0w: opensore: lewispayne: yea but they forgot NO MICHAEL ITS A TACO OMFG i want to be friends with whoever runs taco bell’s twitter NO, MICHAEL. IT’S A TACO. HELP HELP
lizlovesbucky: thebetterrachel: rena-librarian: It’s like he catches you looking at him But instead of thinking you’re creepy He stares back Oh wait this is what it’s like to be Cas JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEL! I need this on my dash every time
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
fuckyeahterribleteens: thanks again fiz jesus christ where do you even mad skills. i actually wanted to make a bad things tumblr but im glad someone else did it
eldavinci: “Oh Jesus,” he said. But something tells me he wasn’t praying. Siiiiiiiii mamita damela todaaaaa
centuriespast: FOPPA, VincenzoMadonna of the Book1460-68Wood panelCastello Sforzesco, Milan Beautiful - but does anyone else look at this and think she’s about to pull a string and the child will say “I’m Chatty Jesus, Let’s
hotcunts: I have posted this guy before but i cant get over what a complete package he is. Rocking body, fucking adorable and that cock… JESUS it is to die for
cumtoy: thepornsupremacy: yourblowjobprincess: Sooooooo messy! Yayyy! (✿◠‿◠) I don’t post videos but I couldn’t resist! She’s so sexy, with that adorable hairdo. I absolutely love the post-cum sucking, too. Jesus, lookit that cockhead
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Jesus Riley, I am going to fucking cum!” Said the fan“That’s okay,” she said “I love a load of cum in my throat.”“But right here? On the floor of the Adult Video conference.”
hard-lighter: the-killer-his-vanilla: seizethe-night: sweet jesus That has to be THE BEST logo patch I’ve ever seen on a tactical webgear system… Probably airsoft…. but what the hell. It’s a cool pic.
implicating: When you wana jack off but you have to stop yourself because you wana go to heaven to meet jesus
twerktastic: cyberqueer: British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x) i thank not only god but also jesus
downontime: superjammm: sharonosbourne: acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show. my new favorite video ever tbh ‘listen I’ll be honest with you. I love jesus but I drink a little’ hahahahahahha
naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
craftylittlethings: antidarkheart: Super fast sketch of an realistic Enderman. Blah. art © Me Jesus fuck it’s beautiful but make it go away. that’s cool who needs sleep anyways lol
eatreadwritesleep: I thought that was his personal trainer but that’s actually Liam. Jesus Christ.
nineprotons: skepticalavenger: Empathy: guiding morality for 198,000 years before Jesus That’s part of why I get really sick of people who are all, “But if you aren’t religious, how do you know right from wrong? How can you be trusted if you
hiddles-is-life: vivzie-zp: thefirstmccloud: spoopy-zena: hoodyisbestproxy: iwantnoname: Terrifying Ghost Footage! SWEET JESUS [SCREAMING] I was expecting a screamer but this is WAY WORSE. ;A; 2spoopy HOW WILL I EVER SLEEP AGAIN WHAT HAVE YOU
dad-official: I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you …….
link6echo: drugdoer: jesus christ I’m really beating a dead horse here but these forbes people fucking have to be killed I volunteer THEM as tribute.
brownglucose: trillaryclinton: drankinwatahmelin: I’m so done with IG okay but there are zero lies here Jesus lol
camuizuuki: destielcult: do you think this is a fucking game, Russ Hamilton? THIS IS ANYTHING BUT FUNNY DUDE JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE
ervsed: l4dyboner: really praying to jesus that you can even tell who this is..but newest illustration piece, and for trevor :~) couple hours, whole piece done with one 4B pencil That’s fucking insane I wish i was good as you..
bigclitblackwomen: meetthemark: youngblackandvegan: dickprintbandit: bl4ck—jesus: clarknokent: ghno1bloggamedia: Tennis Star, Serena Williams That body! Her booty though. I love her body except her arms buts she’s hot tho how interesting
ceebee-eebee: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “La Reina Del Salon” – Juanmi Márquez Photography SWEET JESUS BUT THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK :D Just I AM DEAD FROM THE HOTNESS I am officially beside myself. ::swoons::
l4dyboner: really praying to jesus that you can even tell who this is..but newest illustration piece, and for trevor :~) couple hours, whole piece done with one 4B pencil here’s the link to the drawing in progress: http://l4dyboner.tumblr.com/post/396058
tentacuddles: typette: heckboy: veterans are hot ?????? jesus, right? All the ladies in this game are so attractivebut so are the men goddamn it, it doesn’t stop I think both the veterans are attractive but did they have to make his facial hair
gorgar13: sarpedom: secretbabygirl: submissivefeminist: Jesus fuck. Yes, please. I want this for Christmas next year. Some part of me feels awful for saying that, but this would be excellent. This is perfect. Except for those stupid gloves. Since
preciousillusions: jesus-cant-please-us: lady—-jade: lady—-jade: I’ve been feeling like shit but this made me feel pretty again. This is my fav photo of me ever and if you guys boosted it I’d buy you all pizza :3 omg
thetruthaboutjude: This makes me think of a Modern Day American Jesus….. Weird but true…
camble: creative-url-i-made-up: sickfantasies: Blonde Bailey Jay Whoa What Jesus christ. personally I prefer the black hair, but with those tits who the fuck cares.
indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now.. I’m gay
hentai-ass: dad-official: I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHHHAHA
dad-official: I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you
wetcavediver: Jesus Bro, that must have been some party last night. How many guys were here?Just the three of us Sis. Don’t you remember?Not really. But by the amount of spunk that slid out of me into the toilet I thought I must have been gang
mootiness: nerdgogglz: juthikakijawani: sllw: the-blackest-lilly: nom-chompsky: inexorablezero: breanieswordvomit: I’m sorry but this whole thing is just too silly to pass up. Jesus vs. Batman is a very thought provoking argument apparently.
thepyemancometh: So I didn’t really mean to burst in on my daughter but I heard moaning and stuff and thought she was hurt - or maybe sick …. I mean jesus she should have locked the damn door right? As for the webcam? … Uh….shit …geeze ….no
weldtweaking: mommys-only-little-prince: “C'mon Baby boy cream for mommy. Oh God yes just like that sweetheart, jesus christ that’s such a big squirt of cummies for your mommy. You got it everywhere little one but that’s okay mommy loves being
reallyeffingnasty: not my type…even though I love daddies. but this guy would be perfect for one of those days when ALL you care about is cock in your hole. Jesus, that dong is monstrous.
fromchaoscomesbeauty: wolfprincess616: narputo: geeksquadgangbang: Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever Hahahahahahahahahaha Normally I stay out of heavy topics like this… but
craignewman37: johnqrt: amyleeblack: ynggifted: nice ‘n slow I’m not a big fan of gifs. But this one is fucking hot. So nice! Fuck… Jesus yes please
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