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vegan-vulcan: chad-hunter: awesomephilia: strippedtease: okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone. jesus
hypercockmods: hypercockmods: “Jesus christ! Ok, ok! You win the bet you’re hung like a fucking donkey!” “Keep the money bitch. Your going to service my Sch'long.” “But… but.. Jay I can’t fit that in my mouth! You’ll break my jaw!”
captorvatingmituna: ilikecomicstoo: sigh. This needs more notes ._. now i dont know about cosplay creeps. but i do know this girl is cute as shit. jesus christ. but yeah, no creepy freaks are everywhere. hassling a girl at conventions or in the
jabbernowle: god gave us two hands for a reason Hai it only takes one hand.. i often use two.. but if Jesus wants to hold mai hand when i touch mai self.. that is a little bit kinki but OKI. Is the sign trying to say that our hand will catch on fire
w300 replied to your post: jesus CHRIST i need chocolate cake lik… Spirit-cookie’s reblogs? yES usually i’m always in a state of “i want something but idk what it is” but i saw that cake and i was like YES THIS IS THE THING
nutella-my-ass: princex-of-wetting: No but seriously can we talk about (gaming) youtubers wetting themselves during longer recordings/livestreams? Like part of me rlly wants that to happen bc sweet jesus yes but on the other hand I would feel so bad
ask-von-the-kirin: savaage-nymph: Holy jesus on a pogo stick.Guys, have you ever noticed Riku dual wields? for like 0.3 sec. there, but he does. No but, really. Look at this: Here Sora is lending his keyblade to Riku. Notice how Sora’s hands are free:
So, I get literally 50+ messages per week. I try to answer, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered. So I’m really sorry if I don’t answer your messages, but I do read them. Think of me like Jesus, I can hear you prayers but I probably
phoneus: photographer: just make a normal face. just smile. amy schumer: but how will they know we’re funny? but how will they know we’re comedians and that we’re not taking fame seriously? photographer: jesus christ, they’ll know who you are,
harshwhimsy replied to your photo: anyone like SHINX?? jesus christ holy shit yes i love shinx i want shinx/luxio/luxray in my deck but i think were missing luxray or luxio i cant remember haha i have a few luxio but yes if you/your bf/wateva buy those
500,000 notes for a few shitty snapchats.I make loads of clever or insightful posts but no. Y’all want snapchats from my trip to the museum.I’d say you all need Jesus but I definitely called him a little bitch in this photoset so it’s a bit late
momsloverboy: onehornywoman: Jesus. I opened the door and there was Angelyn blowing the new guy from our IT department. I told them I wouldn’t tell but they have to be a lot more discreet. But actually, I’m telling a couple of my girlfriends here
itshouda: robert-downey-jesus: bl4ck-w1d0w: daddydirectionandlittlenialler: thorhead: USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in
gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me
skyakafreckles: babyprii: crip-jesus: big-daddy-kam: skyakafreckles: Team My Blog Is Cool But Can’t Nobody See My Likes I don’t need y’all judging me 😂😂😂 Big facts lol Tumblr is my little secret but my likes are definitely my deep
deanprincesster: queenmerbabe: yowhatupimtopher: madelinelime: I didn’t think that could get worse than #6 but holy shit dodged a bullet. Holy fuck I’m dying jesus christ okay but there is no reason to be rude to a cat
lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
the-real-numbers:max1461:Apparently Jesus was most likely not buried in a tomb, but in an unmarked mass grave with other crucifixion victims. Which I actually think is more philosophically à propos but whatever. Anyway this raises the distinct possibility
tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was
shouldnt: shouldntism: jesus: shouldnt: its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr excuse me? the movement has started
“You felt big,” Brooke said, sounding slightly awed, “but I had no idea… it’s perfect, Connor… perfect. Hmmm big and thick, but not so big that it will hurt… Too big for my ass.” “Jesus!” I breathed, shocked, but grinning. “Today,”
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
tinderventure: This One’s For You Jesus 🙏🙏🙏 Okay but why are you on tinder bro. I respect your choice or decision or whatever that is. But like. Why are you on a hookup app.
catchaglimpseofalleble: thegingerghost: tinderventure: This One’s For You Jesus 🙏🙏🙏 Okay but why are you on tinder bro. I respect your choice or decision or whatever that is. But like. Why are you on a hookup app. They’re not my screenshots
belinsky:tockthewatchdog:mattheuphonium:kim-jong-chill:i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was
tockthewatchdog:mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty
the-armin-arlert: BUT GUYS SERIOUSLY THE SHINGEKI NO CHIBI SPECIAL ARMIN FUCKIN SHOWS EREN PORNO (OR JUST RLY SUGGESTIVE PICTURES IDK) BUT STILL JUST HE’S LIKE FUCKING OBSESSED WITH IT AND JUST JESUS FUCK ING CHRIST
dig-bick-rick: Jesus this blog has been growing pretty quickly, but don’t support me! Support @gmeen my dudes, he’s the mastermind of it all! But still thank you for the follows. And thanks to Gmeen for being chill about this! Keep doing what you’re
slagarthefox: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
sugarbabyno52: bossyprada: bossyprada:I have a 12 hour appointment today what the fuck.Jesus christ that was long as fuck but 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 No shade whatsoever but 12 hours???? Wtf do you do in a 12 hour appt????
saints59:I want! .. I want to stop you! .. But! .. But I can’t! .. It feels to Damn good! .. GOD! .. I’m so Fertile! .. I can’t seem to bring myself to make you quit! .. I have a need now, a strong one to feel your Cum Shooting inside Me! .. Jesus!
woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy
thestuffedalligator:thestuffedalligator:This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. BabiesY’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous,
belinsky: tockthewatchdog: mattheuphonium: kim-jong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus.
theprincessdee: car-crashhearts: iamladarien: woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy I feel like
santadeanwinchester: thetricksterwhostolechristmas: santadeanwinchester: why are replies so complicated now Jesus I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me. I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
mirandaadria: dandelionchild: starborn-vagabond: adrhaze: One of my guilty pleasures is watching America’s Next Top Model for brainless entertainment. But holy jesus, this woman is amazing looking.Ohgod where did my pants go. Idk but I think my
andrewbelami: iamlexluther: shellydgates: iamlexluther: quippingquietly: killb-a-r-b-i-e: illegalmath: WE’RE ALL GOING TO HELL Lmaoooooo Oh Jesus 😂 but fr this is me funny af, but do people really have this issue? 30 seconds??Let me find
twolovingone: A SUPER tight and tiny ass. I have never been with a tiny girl like this but the girlfriend knows I like it so I’ll happen one day. But, seriously, how fucking delicious is this ass? Jesus!
soliloquief: mike——honcho: qnah: us Okay I don’t care for Kim but that outfit is everything dear Jesus but wear can i get Kanye’s coat?
black-diaspora: myrosecolouredgirl:today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus Jesus
penned-by-ben:thestuffedalligator:thestuffedalligator:This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. BabiesY’all see the words “This is mildly
