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“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips than be without you.â€
“I could never nearly forget you.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.