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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Now that February is upon us, I thought I should announce again that Sherlock-themed valentines are now for sale in my Cafe Press store for 50 cents each! (And I believe the website gives you a discount if you buy a lot of them.)Find them all here. There&
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
