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bimboexec: I didn’t think twice about Nick’s offer. When he came all over me I was looking at Him like at some god of sex. And that was just the beginning of my six months living as Candy, bimbo hungry office girl. I couldn’t believe how little
naughtytaboomilf: It was just like when we were in high school. Me riding, a young stud’s big cock, while my older sister rubbed my pussy. Of course a few things did change since then. First we’re both older, and second, the stud I was riding, wasn’t
elkestallion: Itsy bitsy shorts… Shirt @freaksandlegends … Hat #breastCancerAwareness #pinkRibbon …never met my grandma because #breastCancer took her before I was born but my mom says she was just like me, into fashion and beauty stuff!!!
aunt Harriet was just like a sluty pro and it was awesomeque vas adonde? no vamos a coger….
sharing-husband: Wife has done this many times with guys she met at clubs, last one was a cop that took her around town deicing while sucked his sick and from what she told me it was just like that, he played with her married pussy while she sucked his
somethingrelatedtothisguy skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”That sounds like it was just a joke, though.With all due respect, there’s only so much bullshit I can take and
kanarichan skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”Fandom policing was one of the reasons I left the fandom actually (the other was such a long hiatus and my interest just faded..)Yeah,
Today in marketing we had half an hour to create an app and try to “sell” the idea to the freshman through a presentation and this one girl in the group asks me what kinds of apps i like and everyone turned to look at me and how was i gonna
Sometimes you get a certain Snapchat and you’re just like“Did this person mean to send this to me or was this supposed to go to the next name down”
teatime-babyy replied to your post: teatime-babyy replied to your post: So I was just… Also, in no way was that comment trying to convince you to do anything…. And I don’t smoke any more for your opinion. So… I repeat: chill out before
korrasera: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: deliciouskookaburrabouquet: professorsparklepants: thanakite: I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned
nynjee: winter-is-coming-for-hitler: Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:nicki: racism!taylor: sexism?nicki: no, racism.then the media was just like:media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN
randomthingsthatilike123: But it’s funny to see the differences in Shaw’s reactions between when Root and Reese are shot. When Root was shot in episode 3x17, she was just like hey c'mere let me see are you hurt are you healing well make sure you
sixteenandvintage: i’m always seeing positivity posts like “it gets better. one day you’ll wake up and roll over and the love of your life will be lying there and..” and i was just thinking that that must be really shitty if you’re aromantic.
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
rooshoes: Fiz: i tried putting vibrator in my ass once and it was just kinda boring and tickled and then i tried it again and i fartedrooshoes: hahahaha like “thats a new result”rooshoes: “worth writing down in my diary”Fiz: yeaFiz: i recorded
oh whoops I just remembered I came out to the people interviewing me when explaining the importance of safe spaces oh well
whisperingtoghosts: do you remember the first time you held deathly hallows in your hands and it was like holding your first born child and the weapon you knew would be used to kill you at the same time
vox: Google News Lab has been tracking just how much people care about Jon Stewart’s departure from The Daily Show, an event that has loomed large over the internet’s news cycle for months. It’s no surprise which states care the most about the
local-gargoyle: we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every
Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his anime girlfriend body pillow into a carry-on bag and had to leave her with his parents? Coming of age stories are fucking weird sometimes.
I wonder if the Gems always had the ability communicate verbally or if it was something they developed over time. I kinda picture it like one minute they couldn’t talk and the next the could, just like that. If that’s the case I can’t
*see spider on the door preventing me from leaving the room. I don’t want to kill it so I decide to capture it in a cup and take it outside. I figure I’ll place the cup over it and once I see its in there I can quickly pull up the cup and
internetsurfer-steph: wow the trex and indominus rex fight was great
izayas-dick: So get this, I’m at work with my dad and uncle (they put up erosion fence) and I’m getting paid and stuff. We’re on break and my uncle says, “Well, now you’ll have money to buy your anime books.” and my dad just says, “It’s
1612th: what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
heroburger: do you have an ex-ship a ship that you used to love but then you broke up now whenever you see that ship you’re just like oh yeah, I used to ship that ship it didn’t return my calls
makanidotdot: 2 many babbis i like that bataar was just like an architect su hired i guess? thats p cutie i also really need to know what sarcastic nicknames Toph had for her daughters. like, something saccharine for lin and something idk, intelligence
markruffalo:girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food
agpicklefeet: agpicklefeet: I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious He was like
I liked this movie but the older I get the more disbelief I have to suspend. That water was ice water and she was just walking thru it no problem…that shit would’ve slowed her down tremendously. But let’s say she fought thru all that
maro-k-tovara: sO @askbabybones had this question, I think it was “does baby papyrus like puns” or something, and I was just thinking,,, what if papyrus DID ABSOLUTELY love the jokes, but thought’s he’s too old for it bUT HE SECRETLY OF COURSE
ivywitches: so I was watching the Winston animated overwatch short and I’d just like to point out how amazing this picture is starting from the left you’ve got “I was born edgey” reaper. soldier 76 is doing the worlds most casual thumbs up next
maro-k-tovara:sO @askbabybones had this question, I think it was “does baby papyrus like puns” or something, and I was just thinking,,, what if papyrus DID ABSOLUTELY love the jokes, but thought’s he’s too old for it bUT HE SECRETLY OF COURSE
ellenightgaunt: controlledeuphoria: babeobaggins: kateoplis: soupsoup: 10 hours of walking in NYC as a woman Last time I was in NYC some dude said he was going to cum on me This stresses me tf out, and it’s honestly like this for every woman
”When I was a kid, you know the thing that the drummer sits on,it’s a stool,it’s a small chair. But they don’t call it the stool or chair,they call it the throne. I could never figure that out until I met Matt Cameron and I was like ‘Oh I get
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how wrong i was.
pluronmyface: tumblesimply: Prophet like it’s hot i was scrolling down but then i read the comment and i was sold
katyissuperwholocked: lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: When she knew that I was up for role of Uhura, my mom was just like ‘Zoe, you have to take it. This is amazing. And now you get to be in love with Spock?! He’s the sexiest character on the
loaded-in-owls: lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: When she knew that I was up for role of Uhura, my mom was just like ‘Zoe, you have to take it. This is amazing. And now you get to be in love with Spock?! He’s the sexiest character on the show!’
professorsparklepants: thanakite: I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned him Zuko literally is that idiot in a fairy tale who doesn’t
eboleiul:nynjee: winter-is-coming-for-hitler: Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:nicki: racism!taylor: sexism?nicki: no, racism.then the media was just like:media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE
I know nastier stuff has happened but Rusty and the sex cult was just nasty to me.. 😂
expectopatronm: I WORK AT PUBLIX AS A CASHIER AND THIS GROUP OF FRAT GUYS FROM UCF COME IN AND GET LIKE THIRTY CARTS AND I WAS JUST THINKING THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GET ALCOHOL AND CHIPS AND SHIT BUT THEN THEY COME TO CHECK OUT AND I SEE THAT THEY HAVE
lilith-not-eve:We spent so long in the bath, just playing with the bubbles and singing, and then we washed each others hair carefully and luxuriously and it was the loveliest experience ever. It felt so intimate and beautiful, and I nearly fell asleep
anthagio: Her smirk when the boo track played and you could hear “Lady Gaga is over” was the best part. She was just like, “fuck you, assholes”.
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
gerogeweasley:i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic
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I got a goal… and that goal is to somehow fuck this guy who looks like Dax Shepard. Plus he’s in a band and can sing and play guitar so yeah goals. And I was just flipping through his fb profile pictures and he actually has a shirt that
artemispanthar: The Steven Universe music book Live From Beach City! came out today. It’s got sheet music, prompts to write your own music, related activities (like ‘design your own album cover’), and other cute activities (like ‘create a fusion
thechessboardspookslibrary replied to your photo: this was only suppose to be a quICK DOODLE„„ looks more like you spent your entire day on it. … Did you spend your entire day drawing Mermaid vocaloid hentai? wouldn’t u like to knoe