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poopjokesanonymous: my dad has Fox News on every morning and today they were talking about vaccines and the one lady was like “oh but studies have shown that vaccines cause autism spectrum disorders” and i was just thinking… no, they literally
pochowek: d1rtypaws: I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for
kurolove: justanotherrotgfreak: Look guys I made a thing…This is originally the idea and work from Teensophie-draws and Squidrulesall Just did it…cause….well yea… XD I saw Jack and Tooth, and was just like: OMFG NOW KISS OTP KISS KISS KISS
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
heavybreathingswift: monica-geller: omg yesterday at work my boss handed me a cheque and was like ‘i need you to deliver it to this building, it’s quite a large amount of money so be careful’ and i looked at it and it was just over 1.4 million
crystal-gem-pearl: artemispanthar: Why is everyone suddenly talking about “An Indirect Kiss”? Are you all just speculating or is that the episode they screened tonight?? I have noticed an increase in discussion of the episode I don’t think my
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
this morning I was woken up by Vincent (one of my dogs) slamming his nose into my face. Like, sometimes, Vincent will check if I’m awake yet by putting his face reeeally close to mine and just staring for a few seconds. But I guess he misjudged the
While I totally get why people do it (natural suspicion based on past experience), it legit frustrates me that everyone’s first assumption when someone writes about an identity is that they’re just doing it for woke points or attention, rather
ohh, given more recent revelations I’m really liking Of Monsters and Men’s Organs (here) for Pink Diamond and Rose and Steven, maybe even more so than Human. Just the general imagery of a person taking themselves apart because things have gone wrong
THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
Guys, guys I just woke up from a crazy dream okay so like I was staying at an inn, and I was dressed up as Sophie from Graces, and Grace you were there too except you were Asbel. Pat you were there too, but you were Pascal. You rocked those skinny black
some times i get really sad when i remember about my school suddenly dropping german. not only was the teacher really fun, but i really liked the way he taught the class and i was actually doing well. but then suddenly the school just dropped the course
okay but so anyway. i had this dream earlier where kaiba was gonna be sent to jail for killing a bunch of dualist from marik’s kingdom and yugi +friends where like omg oh no and kaiba was just wheeled away on this stretcher as he laughed manically and
i was the only platinum on my team and everyone else was diamond and they were blaming me for not rezing them and not doing anything and i’m just like????????????????? well first of all rank doesn’t matter but if u want it to y’alls highest sr is
harleycitysiren: THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS. YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.
homojabi: I was watching a documentary about the children of gay parents and the son of two lesbians put lipstick on at a store and some lady freaked out and told him to take it off because it “wasn’t for him” and one of his moms was just like “you
shotakingamu: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE
badluckchick: I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
hellofromhawaii: So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….
bxbyblue: so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls she found bear grylls
classicgnrchick: Guns N’ Roses “Don’t Cry”: Makin’ F@*!ing Videos “He [Duff] was the sweetest of them all. He was very simple, very sweet, and just like really into it."
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
My friend let me use his Pottermore account because he accidentally made two in the beginning (I don’t know) and I was just placed in Hufflepuff….I think that was just the last place I saw myself.I feel like I would love it, but then get
envycamacho: inchesndfalling: seppppy: kingsized: Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss
life-of-beyonce: I remember the first time I met Beyoncé and she came up to me and I walked to her car and she said to me “you are so beautiful” and when she said that I was just like “oh my god, I cannot believe Beyoncé Knowles just said that
rainnieday: Excerpt: I’ve seen shooting stars in broad daylight when i was younger. He was just like those shooting stars. They made me cry happy tears and made me want to catch up to them. They flickered and i got dizzy and my heart fluttered. I love
focsle:missmoneyhenny:focsle: I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s
ehmpress: missmoneyhenny: focsle: I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the
aartyom: I was just trying to be coolI was just trying to be like youWhat am I supposed to do?
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever didone day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
sanescientist: tammi zoned out. Master was programming her again and that was just fine by her.she could feel whispers of new thoughts and feelings entering her mind, and she revelled at the idea of being tweaked and adjusted like a computer, being made
I went to an art gallery/orphanage/hospital combo in mexico and there was this guy who had beautifullll paintings and they alwayd had some sexual/nude female part and it was. just. so. disappointingggg. And it’s not like I can’t appreciate
untouchmyhair: paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across.
a few weeks back i saw this metal XY lunchbox in a listing for ฤ, it has the starters and legendaries on the front and on the back it had a few other random pokemon and Sylveon was on it so i was like eeeebut then i saw another listing for the lunchbox
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