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Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
sunsreys: And so it was raining outside and because I was planning on driving home and everything I ended up like not going in the car and I was just yelling at traffic in the rain so like it’s raining down on me and I’m like WHY?! WHY DO YOU HAVE
kimwexler:Wexler-McGill, Partners at Law. You and me. Together.
peachie5000: bismuth: in 2015, steven universe was on hiatus for 27 weeks in the year. in the 25 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus, 38 episodes were released. in 2016, steven universe was on hiatus for 36 weeks in the year. in the 16 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus,
ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS
mackenziefrenzie: OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK OR
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
castielsteenwolf: castielsteenwolf: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD
also on the topic of discourse it really annoys me when TERFs are like “it’s just an opinion” or try to defend their shit in some way like that. Like if it was just an opinion and you didn’t constantly attack and demonize trans people then we
cryptid-sighting: cryptid-sighting:When I was 12 years old me and my friends discovered Monty Python and so much of the stuff we found funny was just “LOL, random!” to us, but then I got older and found out that the British are Just.. Like. That.
snorl4x: when i was in the 8th grade i was just figuring masturbation out so i used to have one of those like barbie things that were life sized that were just a head and shoulders that you would put makeup on and one night i was just like really horny
frasj: ”This was like the first day I came to Byron, so I didn’t really expect this band to be good. And then I heard them and was just like, “These are the biggest breakdowns ever”, and I was just freaking out. Saw the first show ever, and
gavinbelsons: i can’t believe the macarena was a thing that the entire country just. went through. like the entire united states was just in a fugue state where the macarena was the only dance you could do. for, like, several years, too. this wasn’t
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Have you ever hea…you talking about WoW just reminded me that Lauren Zuke plays and i really wanna know what her main isI feel like she posted what her main was at some point but I can’t remember.
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
jimmymcgools:#why is he so 🥺#just the personification of 🥺 (via @anglewormangel)bobby odenkirk’s resting sad eyes explain the entire evolution of the saul goodman character
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
joopi: what if the cure to cancer was just believing in yourself
So I was reminiscing with my mom. And I was talking about how a few years ago I thought I was having ulcers. But it was just like anxiety attacks it turns out. And my mom was like “well yeah”. And I was like “oh shit” but I didn’t actually swear.
peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD I DONT THINK
mackenziefrenzie: OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK
mohamedlamine: “I was really stressed and busy,” John told The Guardian. “I was just like: ‘I’d just be happier single right now,’ and she was like: ‘No.’
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
pizzaforpresident: superblys: pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE no
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
j6: my mom was on the phone and she was talking about how it was raining all weekend and then she was like, “you know why it was raining all weekend? to rain out the gays, its unfortunate that they exist” and then I was just like “okay well I
egberts:my five year old brother was just like “whys there a sun” and im distracted so i was like “idk” and he was like “UGH ITS JUST A MYSTERY BIG GIANT LIGHT BULB” and im laughing so hard omfg
beccaishungry: mackenziefrenzie: OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE “ladies and gentlemen…i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight..” AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was
snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was reuben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
houseofcobras: peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
I just had a double sleepover with darfin and I’m so happy I got to spend two whole days with him. just going to bed (me first always so he has to watch tv quietly) and him pulling me towards him, half asleep then waking up to him and laying in
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
cummbunny: in like two weeks its 6 years of me and the darf dating and I am just realizing we have only slow danced once and it was at my sisters wedding, I just hate slow dancing and I would rather dance like an idiot with him than slowly hug in circles
brklynbreed: I celebrate my own strength because nobody knows how I’ve far I’ve come better than me. My path to happiness did not come without hiccups, but at least it was my choice. I am happy to finally live a life that is my choice.
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
