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My sister was always a bit of a nerd, but I knew when I came into her room and she was sitting like this, that she just wanted to be fucked like everyone else. But she was really analytical about it. “First you fuck my pussy, and you must come insid
Robbie set down his backpack and walked over to his crush Sandra. He was trembling a little, and Sandra couldn’t help but smile at him, he looked so cute when he was nervous and scared, like a little boy. Sandra bit her bottom lip, she smiled at him
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
nikk-mayson: Honestly tho.. this photo is really old like over 7 years and it just feels like a life that I never had; it was just a dream. A long, confusing and uncomfortable dream. I always felt out of place in my own body and never told anyone cause
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
i’ve always liked how Yusuke took the spirit cuffs off, it was a big deal, huge set-up and it really seemed like it was going to turn the tide of his bout with Toguro-ototo and then… nothing. Yusuke just got his ass handed to him.
coelasquid: exorin: “Five by five,” came Tendo’s voice. A lover of outdated slang, was Tendo Choi. Just like outdated haircuts and way retro clothing. p.134 The world is crumbling around you why not dress like a Suda 51 character?
poopjokesanonymous:remember that bizarre trend in like 2010/2011 where girls would get those RealD 3D glasses from movies and punch out the dark lenses and just kind of wear them as a fashion statement? or maybe that was just a thing that was isolated
some times i forget i’m in a mutual follow with people i know in real life and they post stuff like nice photography and quotes and i’m just sitting here like. oh yeah. you exist. you actually use this shit website. i should probably tone
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
onizenmaru: Can I just say that I love that everyone’s headcanon for kide!Ja’far was the he was a stoic, silent assassin, but then Sinbad no Boken came out and he was shown to be a foul-mouthed little shit and I’d just like to thank the mangaka
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
c-utex:tiahra:“No one ever talked about Robin Thicke after the VMAs of 2013. It was all my fault and I was the one who was acting like a ‘slut’. And that isn’t the only example of a woman being put in a box. I’m just speaking out for women to
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was ruben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
danduhmanblr: tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her
crayhefner: erectings: thetrainticket: snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was reuben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches the fact that you know his name is reuben proves
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
snorlaxatives: my favorite character from lilo and stitch was reuben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches
woofdaddy: …if only my son was queer…I know he’d like the taste of my bone…and we could make love and fuck and sleep together just like other men do… …if only my Dad was queer…I know he’d like the way I suck dick, and I’ll bet his
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
Not sure if it’ll help you feel any better, but here’s some kitties so this just made me cry lol, I’m feeling crap and no one likes me and I got this and I was like KITTIES AND NICE PERSON and just got all teary. thank you.
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
dingoatemybabycrazy: erickripkes: what if john really was just on a real hunting trip and he was stalking a deer through the woods and then he comes back and jess is dead and sam is back in the game and he’s just like god dammit dean I don’t think
My heart is just super broken. I don’t think I have felt this bad since Heath Ledger.
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
